/brit/

Britain is a bourgeois dictatorship, China is a proletarian dictatorship. Wind your neck in.

china is a direct threat to all western nations

alri GCHQ

>normies have to stay inside for literally 3 days
>endless articles about how to keep your mental health in check during this traumatic time
Fucking lightweights holy shit.

>dude just trust me china is lying
>evidence? didn’t you know they’re a DICTATORSHIP

>china didn't lie bro trust me
nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/chinas-devastating-lies/

Maccies closed

Actually no,because the workers do not own anything in China. It’s classified as a deformed workers state according to many far-leftists

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We need a conversation about leftypol's mental health

if I have to see another whiny essay about why I should stay indoors I'm going to freak

blown the fuck out 3 seconds later, oof

China is a threat to my way of life of wanking and pooing

Imagine being this much of a mongy

GET DOWN TO MACCIES NOW
THEY'RE OPEN UNTIL 7 AND GIVING AWAY ALL THE FOOD FOR FREE

gp (going pub)

Not yet, there's still 5 hours left.

...

Dude we get it, you have a small yellow penis.

go back to Wuhan

yeah an authoritarian dictatorship who ruthlessly punishes any dissent and is infamous for its extreme censorship wouldnt lie. fucking lol how retarded are these gimps.

McSneedalds.

just back from maccies

got me 5 big macs and 4 double cheeseburgers for free

get in

That's it, my Mental elfs blown

Horribly low effort post

screaming my fucking head off

Genuinely feeling a bit worried about this ol Covid 19 now.

Just a bit much isn't it?

iio (is it open)?

>This is season where hundreds of guys will be graduating.
>News arrived to me that someone is planning to arrange a graduation party.
>We will send Carabinieri, we will send them with flamethrowers, to this graduation party.
>Just have it in two, three, fours months.
>Incredible.

youtube.com/watch?v=CkV6SosRwrw

>I don't trust China
yes
>because they're a dictatorship
no
>I don't blame the chinese I blame their government
lol

authoritarianism is all that's holding back those insects from destroying the world

What happens to the several women who have apparently lied about the allegations?

pub closed, what now?

>Alex Salmond, the former first minister of Scotland, has been acquitted on all charges after a two-week trial for sexual assault
absolute mad lad

Idea: National day of thanks
When the corona pandemic is over everyone over the age of 60 posts a video of their heartfelt thank you to all of us for destroying our economy to give them a few more years of life.

Chinese men willing to buy my dried penis on the black market for 5000 yuan claiming it cures back pain. Stop these brutes

>Annoys me how all the coronavirus images have these blobs with spikes coming out to represent the virus, when viruses don't look anything like that
but they (many) do tho

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dap (doing a poo)

I don't trust Chinese because I have significant dealings with their people and would sooner trust a crack addict with a gun.

sweet fuck all

It's SARS

you wouldn't believe how much i like oranges

can't touch teflon Alex

>I'm losing my gym gains indirectly as a consequence of some micropenis chink rats trying to cover up a viral outbreak

God chinks are horrible. Seen enough liveleak videos to know.

>HSBC said it will give extra relief to any company making or supplying ventilators during the outbreak.

>The London-headquartered bank said it will fast track loan applications, offer cheaper interest rates and extended repayment terms to support the “unprecedented demand on UK hospitals.”

Wow, lower interest rates, so generous

makes me feel uneasy haha

All from Spain

really weird how shit like that can exist.

>ah yes let’s blame the country targeted by extreme economic sanctions to the point where their government and people feel disillusioned by the world as the reason why they didn’t speak to us

Oh well that's me btfo, I thought they were all that funny little moon lander shape

mental how much worse this is than the worst case Brexit scenario that leftypol couldn't even have dreamed to think up

Should I buy the FF7 remake, lads? The demo was good enough but I can see it being pretty short and boring outside the main events.

going out tonight and then will probably stop by maccies for a late night treat, buzzing

racism itt is off the charts. sort yourselves out

mental how ebola has a much higher death rate than covid but no one gave a shit about that

even looks sinister
crazy how nature do dat

toilberg cackling madly from his golden throne

The duality of Sneed.

pub then maccies

corrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we'll all be dead by the time it comes out dee lad

I believe this is what /brit/ is

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Give to me in Nigganese

Been reading about prion diseases and its freaky reading. Literally just a protein that's folded the wrong way but it replicates itself without any genetic information and gives you holes in your brain

chumbawamba

>black death
>fluhan-19
>asian flu
>swine flu
>sars
all come from one country
hmmm

cuz it was only in africa shitholes

yes they did, were you in a coma in 2014?
also it's nowhere near as infectious and it never went global so there wasn't as much of a shitstorm

>Simping for China

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just checked, turns out you're right

it is actually haha
nearly all of remainers remarks were about how economically worse off we'd be
but hold on sister the economy has been utterly destroyed anyway haha

it was the blurst of times

only smoked a few niggers who cares

it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

alri poo cara maisie wank choon rorke toilberg on the ropes

dont remember walking into biology class

My massage parlour friends from West Africa were very scared about that

racism? outside of Yas Forums? it's more likely than you think

Orla from Derry Girls is my wife

ebola isn't extremely contagious and isn't threatening millions dead in the west you actual mongo

Somebody promote this ape

we only cared when that 1 (one) health worker contracted it and had to be brought back in quarantine

190 baiting all out, a desperate cry for attention

BOO
Some do, these are bacteriophages, they attack single celled organisms and tend to be much larger

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It's incurable too
Mad

Niggas can't breathe, shits over, stay in da house

How about this
> Tardigrades (/ˈtɑːrdJɡreJd/), known colloquially as water bears or moss piglets,[1][2][3][4] are a phylum of water-dwelling eight-legged segmented micro-animals. They have been found everywhere, from mountaintops to the deep sea and mud volcanoes,[7] and from tropical rainforests to the Antarctic.[8] Tardigrades are among the most resilient animals known,[9][10] with individual species able to survive extreme conditions—such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation—that would quickly kill most other known forms of life. Tardigrades have survived exposure to outer space.[11][12]

imagine fucking her in her adidas top and feeling that smooth cat OMG

nah
whats that then

>>>/reddit/

Spanish flu came from China too

bacteriophage

reading about the corona virus

>190metres away from any school at all time actually backing a nationailty of people that caused a global pandemic purely duea combo of low levels of health and safety and animal abuse

nah not so weird. thats a far more complex organism that is most definitely considered alive.
viruses aren't even considered life yet very much act like a living organism. creeps me out 2bh

I just realized Cheadle is a real name of a place
I always thought it sounded like someone was making fun of a similar name by changing it to Cheadle

you're a tardigrade

spunked on (not in) the gfs fanny and she got upset

reckon its time to dump the filthy fucking harlot lads and get a cute continental gf

What "extreme economic sanctions" are these, you vile paedophile?

Yeah cheeky buggers, interesting example of simple chemical self replication (and selection) important in the study of abiogenesis

What's that?

'tard

Throw her mum in the mix and you've got a deal.

can you dumb it down a little?

NATO needs to deal with the CCP

Peng or grim

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This shit remind of Osmosis Jones

Commissioned Porton Down to develop what I call the 'bollockophage'

is that the one Hilary has

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Mental how people are defending a country that has literally banned Google, Facebook, Twitter, youtube and other platforms because they're scared of their citizens reading the wrong opinion but they definitely are open to criticism and wouldn't make anything up!!!

The Evil Moon approaches

uganda be kidding me!

Swine flu came from the Usa

cow disease

how though? fucking weird shit happening on this planet

pengrim

for me, it's Heks'n Kaas

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Prices going up=/=no cuts
Prices=/=cuts
Cuts have a specific meaning. Like firing employees.
In fact if prices go up for example when trying to make bigger profits, there's usually cuts to things like workforce to counter the rising profit costs.

youtube.com/watch?v=pDx23KT_2OQ

shall be shagging some chinee slags on armyberg's wages when the west invades and conquers china later this year

Lel

post tunes to take our minds off the pandemic

youtu.be/oF7mP2LASCo
youtu.be/Qq4j1LtCdww

viruses are my favourite kind of disease, they're just so mysterious
bacteria and parasites are a bit too on the nose, don't you think?
fungi are pretty cool too though

racism started it bro. economic sanctions forced them to eat bats and endangered species

what the hek is that aha

Do you guys reckon there’s other complex life out there or are humans pretty much it?

aye probs

parasites are the boss of all
they literally control the mind of the host, and nothing can get rid of them

Lads legit now

Cannot fucking wait for the first rave back

It will be fucking insane

Admit it.

Acid, mandy, Ketamine, cocaine, Valium, hash, weed, speed, Valium, Xanax

Y E S

you saying other animals aren't complex life?

I'm a published academic but I'm unemployed at the moment and I can't find any jobs at present, so it genuinely might be going back to stacking shelves for me. Pretty grim desu

well it's
one
two
three
what are we fighting for?
don't ask me, i don't give a damn

Someone I know got scabies from the gym once, if you're squeamish do NOT look that one up

how many citations

pretty sure i read an article where you offed yourself.

Need a noncehunter edit but it's viruses, ya thought ya could replicate here din't ya, ya 'orrible bastids, now we've got ya! Big barry gerr'im

probably
but we'll never meet them since intergalactic space travel ain't ever going to happen

Yeah they are. That’s why I’m vegan

Fun Fact: Napoleon had scabies.

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wow its a rash.

Someone I know got pregnant from the ol' sex once, if you're squeamish do NOT look that one up

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literally reign your ego in pal

legit now

fuck sake

it’d be good for you to learn about the real world

yeah but they're living things which is kind of lame
i like the idea of a disease being a force of nature that god put there as a 'fuck you'

but you just said humans are the only complex life.

People bitching about being 'isolated' but literally the only thing that's changed for me is the gym is closed.

I find bacteria to be a bit IN the nose

lol

I know this will sound insane but I hypothesis there is intelligent life out there in america somewhere

What field la?

Because China is non-white. They see any criticism of it as racist, and being racist is worse than rape, murder, child abuse, genocide, etc.
Same thing with Islam.

White nationalists are porn addicts

Word on the streets niggers telling me Quinine and Zinc is the treatment ya herd?

sports journalism

WE ARE THE RECKLESS
WE ARE THE WILD YOUTH
CHASING VISIONS OF OUR FUTURES
ONE DAY WE'LL REVEAL THE TRUTH
THAT ONE WILL DIE BEFORE HE GETS THERE
AND IF YOU'RE BLEEDING YOU'RE THE LUCKY ONES
CUZ MOST OF OUR FEELINGS
THEY ARE DEAD AND THEY ARE GONE
WE'RE SETTING FIRE TO OUR INSIDES FOR FUN

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nah, theres like single cell lifeforms and such but its took 4 billion years just for the earth to become habitable. Universe has only been going around for 14bn years so in the grand scheme of things we're only at the start

Screeching

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Caused by...

yeah but mind control parasites are a total mystery, it's like an unstoppable alien invasion

Was thinking about going vegan but then I remembered how fucking good meat tastes

no we aren't

For me it’s ticks

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For me? It's genetic disease

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Gin and tonic and chicken.

Worth a shot

lyme disease was made in the USA and they purposefully infected their own soldiers

scary little fuckers

ainsley harriot is a white man trapped in a black mans body

squawking

do NOT look up "Blue Waffle"

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DO look up "stroopwafel"

Fun fact most Chinese think Tiananmen Square is fake news to discredit China.
Even those who believe are to scared because of the consequences.
Any video or story negative about China, the Mainlander will say this is fake video by America.