/brit/

How'd he do it?

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sorry i have tourettes

My nigga

Don't think that's what phimo is desu

Holy fuck I’m so hungry lads

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and what does that have to do with British culture?

How do you know he is Jewish?

covid is unironically forever. this is our lives now

infinitely soulless architecture

Former Hollywood producer and convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein has tested positive for coronavirus while in prison.

it was diagnoses by a british (indian) doctor

and what does that have to do with British culture??

Yeast infection from grotty girls no joke

PLEASE SAY IT AIN'T SO

what's your favorite anime

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and what exactly does this have to do with british culture?

covid is forever
it wont leave in the night
have no fear that it might
desert youuuuuuu

genuinely hope mr beast dies a painful death

just let the boomoids die so we can move on with our lives

Tell me the song he's listening to in that video and I will prove it to you

bless you boys

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actually the opposite but whatever

sister's a doctor but the healthboard she works for gives FYs a literal laminated piece of card instead of a proper ID card
has been refused NHS discounts a few times because people think it's fake haha

Taking my Multi-Vit + Zinc with a glass of tonic water, corona has no chance, it's Wilder and I'm Fury

Never let the jew doctors take your foreskin, just stretch it out instead lad

Nevermind, found it.

Tell me what language he's typing here youtube.com/channel/UCiW0DnQFoaKENY1XJMEBvBg

He'll die of it

hoemr those are ice cram men :D

government has announced they'll be giving extra bennies to students now too
550 extra each fortnight
piss easy

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Why don't brits utilize their closeness in proximity to France more often.

France is the best country on earth desu. Fascinating history and cutlure, amazing food and art, and really comfy nature in the south.

I'd be spending a weekend a month there.

might be slight phimosis causing the trauma, the fact that it cracks when I pull it over the glans when it's swollen makes me think it might be slightly too tight to begin with
/brit/ is a shaggers general, fuck off virgin
nah had thrush before and it's not like that, plus it clears up after a few days of not touching the willer

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

The Nintendo Wii menu song

Is this british culture?

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massively prefer Italy and non-Deano Spain or Portugal to France
some areas of France are nice, particularly in the South (Montpellier's peng) but they get annoyed at you if your French isn't perfect and the areas close to the UK (Normandy, Calais etc.) are grim as fuck

yes it is the culture of the ethnically british peoples of the british isles

youtube.com/watch?v=GEZqy4H67JU

hmm yeah a "shagger" (desperate man who shags anything that moves) caught something and is now trying to talk down on me for it
enjoy cutting your willy

Fair enough with Italy, I lived there for a while and it definitely has it's advantages over France.

Spain has gone too far touristy for me now, even in the places I thought were escapes. Never done portugal, been curious though.

alri rainman, how'd you do that based on wii menu music

Think my mask is really aesthetic

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Fucking lol

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>non-Deano spain

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putting a vague reference to Brits in the first post does not justify your blogging by making it relevant to British culture

ahh, i see
you've got the wrong general mate, /britfeel/ is two boards down
off you pop

I just typed in wii theme man cringe

severe autism

Telling people to fuck off is British culture

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The girl I met whilst on a works travel back in January wants to FaceTime me lads (the one I said I loved)

How do I manage to see her tits from this point forward

Normazoids already abandoning the quarantine they couldn't even manage 3 days.

mutts law

fuck off then

Was sent this very image on WhatsApp this morning in the lads group chat

hate nurses that expect a pat on the back for doing their job
just fuck off you cunt, you chose it because the degree was easy and you spend half your day bitching about other nurses because you're all menstrual women

wonder what amer smells like

Entitled graduate:

>NO NO, TOILBERG NO YOU CAN'T LAY ME OFF, NO MY JOB IS IMPORTANT! NOOOO I HAVE A DEGREE IN COMMUNICATIONS NO YOU CAN'T LAY ME OFFFFFFFF!!

Humble shelf stacking chad:

>Why yes, triple pay? I'll take all the hours I can get, thank you Mr Tesco, it's an honour to work here

we didn't listen

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Does 190kg ever talk about anything other than his own adventures with sex and drugs? Most of us grew out of that phase after we turned 15 desu

*shags some random 4/10*
wahey im better than people who haven't had any sexual experience at all xD
state of this type of thinking. I'm not some awkward trog because I expose this retarded logic

pro tip for the quarantine: have a routine, open all of your curtains/blinds in the mornings and buss a window.

try and learn a new skill!

make sure you’re putting this time at home to good use

HER name is MONICA and she smells like perfume

Thanks monica, you're so based xxx

Why yes, I'll gladly take those borisbux

Think my arse is really aesthetic

Just shows how powerful the British are: areas that were dominated by Anglos are still shite 800 years later

Wish I had close enough friends to be in a group chat

hes a virgin

have the same one lad

good idea. going to learn french. how hard is it?

*spits through your breathing holes*

starting strength + GOMAD

>Spain has gone too far touristy for me now, even in the places I thought were escapes
It's a massively over-touristed country (even in costa verde and bilbao) but I can tolerate the tourists in Seville or Madrid whereas I don't think I'd be able to handle them in Mallorca or Benidorm. Would still take Spain over most of France any day

yh pal bc I want to doxx myself to some wet neek as battymans yh

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up you whiny cringecase virgin

Wouldn't surprise me. Reminds me of Jay from the Inbetweeners, except less funny and fewer redeeming qualities

120104983
Oh yeah forgot about his only other gimmick - pretending he's black. Absolutely bizarre behaviour from the man

unironically learning korean

How the fuck is talking about something other than drugs doxxing yourself? Grow the fuck up, your life is the perfect fucking example of what a retarded fuckup looks like

whiffs of poo

howling at this picture

govt. daily tested/positive/negative/dead update is delayed by 2-4 hours every single day lmao

state of the cunts

/brit/ has many sad cases but that weird South Asian sex offender and his insistence on removing his trip to praise himself is even worse than the yank obsessed with Emma Watson
deserve a bullet both of them, though

why are governments shooting their economies in the head over this

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how the fuck do you learn a language ironically

lmao u know wen they act like road is a black man ting that their name is prob Quentin or Justin n they dano n e ting bow n e ting

>unironically learning korean

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i listen to anything this qt has to say

lol
coping freak who thinks sticking his willy into below average women makes him special

MENTIONED

still thinking about yesterdays peng scran

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by asking a gyal about her home language acting like you care when in reality you both know you just want to shag each other senseless

They split em up into Scotland, Wales, Norn Iron now too to try and make it not look too bad, so transparent

SHE is fucking INNOCENT yOu SCUMBAG

dunno if this is irony but some metal band, think swedish, once read the bible so they could make better points to take the piss out of it in their anti-christian songs and now theyre all catholics

corr phwoarr peng peng PENG

REALLY miss living in London lads, no other place like it on the planet.

no they don't.. (?)
twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1241793655737921537

Being a virgin is a sign of a shit personality, fuck off and go play some video games you nerd faggot

my lunch :)

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the media are treating it like it's the second bubonic plague and if they don't act they'll be pilloried for it
boris tried at first, herd immunity and that, and they went ballistic

how about bamako

mysterious ways innit

don't play video games
calling people a virgin is uncreative and a sign of a shit personality ironically

>when you need to clear out the fridge

a beauty mate. a real beauty

cooking some pierogi

28 year old cousin with no prior illnesses got it and she almost died.

it can and will fuck us up lads

just wanked for the first time in 3 weeks

nice

Someone please get this virgin freak to fuck off