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leftymong still stuck on tutorial island

Macdonalds is only doing drive through afaik

>the smell mr anderson

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Why does every company use this now

>thread is full of zoomers
the world*

get used to it

>aus still only -50

based

loooooooooool

get in lads we're doing roadprayers
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584966040109.webm

>give it a wide birth
like yer mum did you?

life is a long journey my son, it's a time to engage in scholarly pursuits to acquire skills which will be transferable to the real world once this whole debacle is over and done with

for me? why it must be learning python, sharpening my mathematical skills, and applying this knowledge to build a bot which is able to evade detection on vidya games to farm gold for me to capitalise on all the gamers corona-chan will convert

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you can order inside but you have to takeaway

fuck that then
the drivers seat window on my shitbox is broken -_-

looks like supermacs for me

>Macdonalds

That OP pic is like 3 years old newcunt

BASED australia weathering the storm

-_-

Too bad we're locked out now, we were supporting our local businesses.

>have all the time in the world to make a meal
>still get fast food

In the darkest alleys of my dismal life I always find comfort in knowing I could heem every /brit/poster in 0.5s tops

scraunching at this

Is this, dare I say it, the final straw?

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boris has locked us all in our proverbial runt cages

turns out he was the king chad all along

God forbid we prioritise national health of our elders, soulless bastard.

whisker was here last night

having a wank in bed

no 2020, dont you fucking dare

breaching isolation protocols in order to acquire sex

ooh ahh the elders
they had 70+ years to develop an immunity

Boris the homophobic bigot strikes again

imagine unironically not doing this because the man in the suit on telly said not to.
gives me the fears

U've pretty eyes for a boy

ahh the french

shame this couldn't have happened when there was a slew of capeshit in the cinemas to tank

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had a dream about putting the gf inside a boxing bag and just laying into it for hours
woke up splattered in cum

got a ranarr

cheers em

2020 is the year fascism and homophobia rears its ugly head and this is NOT ok

same, gf shall be coming over for a shag later

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screeching

ok zoomer

mad how he's only 19 and shagged like 50+ women

>NOOO NOT THE HECKING BOOMERINOS!!!!! THEY PAID INTO THE SYSTEM THEIR WHOLE LIFE!!

sex? wow

>tokyo
>roads are actually BUSIER
unfathomably based

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imagine actually caring about that
give your head a wobble

mooing

wish I could drive
ironically now would be the perfect time to learn but doubt any driving instructors are open to new students, nor would I be able to sit my theory

>hospital calls up asking for extra help during the pandemic
>tell them I'll be there in a jiffy
>pick up my bag of morphine vials and head straight there

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Wish i could drink while working from home. Should have went into data entry even though the pay is grim

japs are the biggest wagecucks in history

I'm thinking about it too, would be nice with all the empty roads.

imagine if he got away with it and retired and was then recalled now

Harold must be smiling, seeing corona take over his mission

just had a horrifying thought

*stays 2 metres away*

monkaS

Here are some rules for social distancing that a lot of people don’t seem to grasp:

1. DON’T GO TO YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE. FULL STOP.

That means you can’t have board game nights even if you’re sat at other ends of the table. No coffee dates. Don’t get together to sing some tunes

Imagine the job market in a couple of years when you're up against actual incompetent retards with no real a levels and meme degrees because they couldnt go to school or uni

would have thought more people staying at home would be increasing energy use but there you go

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Gonna try to start running to lose some weight. Hoping the post corona orgy is as good as user said and don't want to miss out

stay in your houses you absolute cockwombles!

>there are children under the age of 23 ITT
gives me the fear

"china will collapse any day now" booms the increasingly desperate western libtard

this girl should be giving birth to beautiful white children, not toning her abs

finally managed self-awareness eh?

how many points are you up

Wouldn't that just be because they're not taking the train?

>loose women doing reruns
>hollyoaks filming stopped, cutting down to 3 episodes on mon/tue/wed
>this morning likely to stop any day now

people are gonna go mental because theres only gonna be news left to watch

haha yeah imagine a world where not every two bit mong had a degree, terrible that

Yeah also it doesn't matter if you break the rules because we're only trying to dampen the exponential spread not eradicate the virus.

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usually i would say t. Zhang but China is unfathomably based and the survivors must kneel when they inherit the land of our people

cringe

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>noo we're all in this together!! stay at home!! don't be selfish! don't go outside!! remain indoors!! your gran will die if you step a mere centimetre outside!!

going out for a walk in a bit lads
anyone want owt?

whoever made these graphs needs to be shot

laptops and tvs don't use that much energy.

Lads literally

Was just in a zoom call

When the boss leaves literally every girl including toilfu leave instantly whilst the lads chat shit

Is this just womyn dynamic?

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Businesses use a tonne of electricity. Those big lights and industrial AC running 24/7. Not sure if there's been factory shutdowns in the UK yet (what little factories are left lmao)
That's where the energy drop would be coming from

My position is out of reach for literal children so it's not something I have to think about

gasp of fresh air if you can

cornetto

t. 23 year old neet

I mean gayism is kinda weird, but wait until the first pet-human is running for PM.

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corona, cheers!

endgame would have been delayed release like no time to die is, when releasing a big budget blockbuster studios have to make sure there as little competition as possible and ideally a 4 day weekend or event where people will likely be free to go to the cinema

t. arrogant child still attending daycare

unfathomably based get

i dont care

Yeah, defo wants his dick.

>Thank me, serfs, for my benevolent generosity in not making families homeless during a health pandemic.

hahaha
black people with shiny brown skin and big willies and im sucking the willies

missed a trick saying coronetto i think
-_-

i just want that Aussie English grammar cunt to notice my post. keep quiet

I can't believe you've done this

this is the POST

ok bender

why did 190kg randomly start showing up again

kill yourself cringelord

wouldve though pixar would delay Onward

Alright grandad no need to get fiesty. I'm a 22 year old office toiler and i spend half my time telling old fucks like you how to filter a spreadsheet

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190iq

shut the fuck up

so bored
sobriety is difficult

Same, am actually disappointed at the sheer number of people out there who have a relevant degree, a SQL server certificate and are still useless at analysing data and solving problems.

rude

urine

he had a job and so wasn't posting as much
but now...

gfberg is making me do cunnilingustoil tonight

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He's probably toiling from home now
The one negative from the ol' 'rona, then again I could just filter him

>live alone
>go through a toilet roll once every few days
>live with a bird
>go through one every few hours
Need women out of business.

genuinely don't think cam whores have any right to call themselves sex workers from the comfort of their gaming chairs

sex work is for the real grafters out in the world dodging police and gangsters in shady hotel rooms and getting abortions in alleyways

it's the age of the internet now lad

>YOU WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN YOU SERF

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you shut up

>once every few days
eat more fibre

incorrect

true

yea true. we're 80% service based economy so likely a fair few office workers. Plus this shows data up to 16th March, you """lockdown""" started that day whereas other countries had been at it for a bit longer when we were still the herd immunity meme

McDonalds is closing entirely today. Not even drive thru

the so called toil from home lunch

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*starts dancing*

shall also be leaving the house in the coming days to put the willer in the gf

190 children molested

BASED

Proper bruisers

selfish and cowardly to disobey govt guidelines in times of crisis
blood on your hands

currently putting the toil in toilet, haha ;) (feel free to use that one)

You have until 7pm

my pet human has run away

their vaginas are utterly disgusting cesspits of dried sperm, blood, piss, bacteria, lubricant etc

It’s the reason why they think hygiene is such a big thing compared to men

Lol probs me in the future.
In my defense, uni is all about learning theory that I will never ever apply in practice.
All the real skills are supposed to be self taught.

can i get a show of hands everyone who's here
will see in a few months who's still around and who's gone and died

Suddenly had Tom Cochrane - Life is a Highway come into my mind.
Something is afoot. C'rona messing about my brainwaves.

i reckon we should just let the thing run its natural course tbf, who cares if a few boomers cark it

So much this, why doesn't the head of planning know how to do a VLOOKUP?

grim

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Gonna drive to MCDs for the last time lads. Tears in my eyes

make me

190 dropping the blatantly homosexual redpills

Think it is a bit like porn. For 90% of them, they only get a tickle out of camming and use it as advertising for their prostitution enterprise.

surely you meant to post peng or corr or phwoar

i was writing and i actually wrote "carked it" before i went with "gone and died" ahha imagine if i had done "carked it" and we both said "carked it" about the same time, mental that would be, says i

was just listening to audioslave - I am the highway

FOLLOW THIS ADVICE PLEASE

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Unironically got a cold lol

its probably because of this post:

>wine
Bit early that François

end of an era innit

haha unironically? thats amazing haha i thought you would have gotten it ironically but it was unironically? LMAO

I shit plenty but I'm not wiping for minutes on end because I'm not an unhealthy mess like you

vile racist

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Yes, unironically you little freak.

reminder that INDEX(MATCH()) is faster and more flexible than VLOOKUP()

opened the bottle yesterday. gotta finish it or waste it. don't like to waste, me

>190kg thinks women take hygiene more seriously than men
Absolutely DRIPPING with virginity he is

haha unironically? lol fr? word? on god? no cap?

hmm have you tried eating shit? sounds like it might suit you

you're giving away too many secrets

they do, theyre just complete 16th century idiots about it

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time to wank (from home)

No

I said ‘they think’

Not actually do.

It’s like aww I want a boy that smells nice :3

Then they hardly shower themselves

Howling.

pains and aches at my joints accompany the throbbing headache as i hack and cough through the night

literally just a flu lmao

currently i have:
1 best friend
4 close friends
4 other friends
~15 good acquaintances

However im not happy because all of these people are cool normies and i secretly am not. Been thinking recently maybe i should try to make different friends, but then also i am afraid to throw away what i already have

how is that affected by the rancidity of their vaginas?

Honestly don't find anything in this picture attractive

excel monkey freak

it's not faster for most lookups, normdrones think you're a wiz if you know that much though lmao

what about her lovely squishy booby

Needs to brush her tongue more like

I'm a Marxist Leninist