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Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle lads?

Yeah, wonder if he'll be high risk because of that.

more like 96%

twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/1241415876437516289?s=19

Based

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Maccy d’s shutting down lads
going to get it for lunch

>show ID to leave the house

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kek

Lmao

Just want a pint and see a film at the cinema. When’s all this over? We can’t even have the simple things.

applying for my leave your house loicence right now

whereabouts so's i dont run into you?

Is it still open?

Germany is now advising people to stock up on sausages & cheese. This is known as the Wurst Käse scenario.

Charmane because fire is the coolest type

ah yes the infamous double faucet. truly the greatest british invention

For me, it's Machop

oi

So i told rorke to become an autistic NEET loser virgin shut in, and he actually did it the absolute madman!

Naas lad

Its closing in Ireland tomorrow

heh

>Naas
ugh

know it well

Mass hysteria

more taps than you pierre

we literally don't have 'ID' in the UK though

handed in my notice lads
can't be bothered working from home for the next 3 months
shall be doing temp jobs for here on out

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Marvin Mulvaney we meet again

the nrl has been cancelled

hope they dont i got 3 non essential shops to do

g'luck getting a job after the crisis

why wouldn't you wait for the 80% of your wages for doing nothing thing?

Kip alright

The McDonalds near me is in a weird location that you can't really walk to, and the gf has taken the car to go and see her parents ffs

gas bill

Brainlet move

went for a walk yesteday, would have liked nothing more than to stop at a nice pub by the river and have a pint mid-way
:(

Just had an INTERNAL FART while sitting on the toilet lads

idiot bastard

A toast! A tost to the noble Forum!

A humble platform to the meeting of celestial minds and the sharing of enthralling ideas!

A toast, I say, a toast!

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ID sir

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I wish you well lad and hope this decision pays dividends albeit I personally would not have done the same

managed to get a few tins yesterday
tough times

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Holly Willoughby is hitting the wall fast lads

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Cheers!

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youtube.com/watch?v=0YHC69wa9JA

The Aldi near me still has loads of stuff

good move, don't listen to the other wagies seething

John Lennon was an absent, abusive father who also beat the shit out of every single woman he was ever with. By the time he wrote “Imagine”, he was richer than you’ll ever be. His greatest accomplishment in life was cosplaying as a progressive, peaceful activist

Holy fuck half my work is off due to self isolation. This is a gravy train and im getting on it tomorrow.

did you not hear me i said the nrl has been cancelled

This must be the stupidest post I have ever read on /brit/

crikey lads
delivery is booked until april

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I like Ayn Rand

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OH SHIT

Going to be mental when the football comes back on, half the players will be fat and out of shape and there will definitely be crowd trouble

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

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it's okay I have a bit of money saved up and I live with the 'rents
plus I've wanted to leave for a while anyway

sexually or ?

what about the footie?

Niggers be lazy

lol well done

What is this for? Give us a clue mate.

reckon i could be a professional premier league soccer player

was just fucking the gf from behind and caught a few whiffs of poo from her bumhole
not impressed

I just think her works are good.

Ayn Rand predicted this

nrl is the footy you bloody goose

The first game after quarantine, will be a nationwide moment, they'll make films about it

i've had sex with two (2) different women

What are ye little nerds upto. Please don’t tell me you’re self isolating lmao

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How'd you sleep on a meth binge, his drugs were weak or he had heroin.

Imagine what places like Newcastle and Blackpool will be like when the pubs and clubs reopen, absolute carnage

>Spain records 26 per cent increase in deaths in 24 hours

oh nononno

my suffering must continue

I thought it was the ruggers

>pretending to be paving something
lmao
we all know you're a neet

Objectivism fails basic philosophical scrutiny.

>soccer
FOY

There won't be crowds allowed at football matches for many months possibly years
It will be behind closed doors for a long time

got 94p till last till tomorrow at 11:30

The niiiiiiiight they drove old dixie down

Newcastle is a vibrant white city with two universities.
Blackpool is well it's Blackpool stage/hen nights at a grim seaside resort which was popular before cheap flights.

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ugly face
what's her onlyfans?

They should just end the season playing FIFA matches online

foul pig needs locking up

BREAKING: Customs officials at Dover have discovered two tons of toilet roll hidden inside cocaine.

We're very sensible here in Newcastle. At least I hope so.

not a fan of meme captions at all but ignoring that these creatures are highly amusing

youtube.com/watch?v=koUCCLnB5ws

She looks comfy

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alex chance mate
she's a porn star

Toilberg isnt in to give me more work and i have nothing to do so toilstein let me go home 5 hours early

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you need to go back

Some F1 drivers played F1 eSports players after the Australian Grand Prix was cancelled. I think the eSports players won lol.

lol really?
I was just joking

wtf

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fat cow would never go down on her

well no shit

Getting in on the cremations?

>nandos closing down
Expect a chimp out in London by the end of the week

every other site is already just a repository of twitter screenshots, why do you think 4channel needs to be as well?

i'm off home as soon as my phone reaches 35% battery

Deano and the lads won't be happy about this

Am I the only one who thinks London is overrated?

Hate these sort of posts. Does it make you feel smart to highlight the obvious? Completely pointless.

This is the unfunniest shit i've ever seen

youtube.com/watch?v=eg1_O0Uy6lw

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Are you allowed to just do that

>Does it make you feel smart to highlight the obvious?
Yes.

you're out of touch mate

the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire

WHAT ARE THE MANDEM SUPPOSED TO DO BOJO THE CLOWN? FIRST THE YOUTH CENTRES NOW NANDOS THERES NO PLACE FOR THESE YUTHS KMT

Never been such a good time to be a slackerman

>am I the only one that holds this obviously not uncommon view?
No, obviously not. Fuck off.

it's the end of the world mate, you can do what you want
no one's arsed

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44 in east lancs today
was 19 on friday I think

>more than a billion Africans and Indians staring in the face of the chinky flu

New Crime Show idea: A former street magician becomes a cop to solve a murder it's like Macguyver but with magic

Calm down, Tyrone.You'll get your fucking chicken.

reminder that paul sinha is a bender

Might get a buzzcut

Jonathan Creek was like this
although he was more of an illusionist than a street magician

Mental to consider how difficult it would be to enforce a good quarantine if we lived under the sea like I wanted.

Well holy fucking based would you look at that

Why did a yank reply to me lol