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cummings will be gone by the end of this. he'll the one that bojo blames for weeks of inaction.

bender alert

>We're all going to die

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having a level 4 think

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youtube.com/watch?v=UcB1bMc86Pw

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COVID-19 on a mad one

Jannies not shutting down threads with ebo/pedo pics.
mind:blown

>67 Signatures of Treasury Commissioners

>(1) Section 1 of the Treasury Instruments (Signature) Act 1849 (instruments etc
required to be signed by the Commissioners of the Treasury) has effect as if the
reference to two or more of the Commissioners of Her Majesty’s Treasury were
to one or more of the Commissioners.

>(2) For the purposes of that reference, a Minister of the Crown in the Treasury who
is not a Commissioner of Her Majesty’s Treasury is to be treated as if the
Minister were a Commissioner of Her Majesty’s Treasury.

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Been in a supermarket today? Mad hectic

Mightily based

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ordered some cheapo 2nd hsnd ps3 games i never got round to playing to see out the apocalypse lads. got the last of us, uncharted 2, wolfenstein new order and bioshock.

that's literally not her

>ASX down 10% today
this country is going to collapse

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runt

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That is retarded for two reasons, which I'll let you guess.

I could give a fuck about this stupid chinky virus

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nah but I drove past the servo on the way home and it was chocka

>imagine falling for makeup and filters
That's the definition of zoomer dating, isn't it?

China will save you, they already own your farms, minerals and schools.

literally who

dumb crossposter

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this is worse than janny working for free

Day 3 of New Horizons and the lady squirrel keeps on telling me I'm creeping her out visiting her house and trying to talk to her

Just completed a positively apocalyptic, mesoamerzoic shit

John... easy on the butter

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Goon related?

Line goes down, line goes way down

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... Here forms, here colours, here the character of every part of the universe are concentrated to a point ... And that point is so marvellous a thing … O marvellous, O stupendous necessity! ... By thy laws thou dost compel every effect to be the direct result of its cause, by the shortest path ... These are miracles… Picture by me Timothy James Byrne in Oxford England today on the 23 March 2020 ...

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Fuggin NEED timbo to be the photographer/subject for a retro prog rock concept album

if you don't want to be called out then don't do it

Never Mind the Biscuits, Here's the Sex Pistols

Oh you want a potato
You are less than a potato! Less! Less!

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One more day and the girl villager will stop treating you like a freak if you dare talk to her more than once a day

Flashbacks to my time strafing the Mekong Delta in my Dora when I looked back at the damage to the toilet bowl.

STAY INSIDE TIMMY FFS

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would have sex with this

What will the scavengers think of us as they dig through the rubble of civilisation?

Honestly
liquid fire> black bricks you cannot get out.

Obesity in the UK
It's coming for you, some day

No tell us

Reading about the star wars movies. Haven't watched any of the new ones. Apparently (they) didn't get the darkie and the girl together, that's surprising.

...

How to be omnicompetent?

The actor went on instagram afterwards and insisted his character fucked her off screen. not even joking

seemingly impossible ideas become real in desperate situations
youtu.be/niwNTI9Nqd8
>ubi
>ubi
>ubi

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en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaurus:penis

>Implying Rey didn't supplement her scavenger income with sex work

Who's they?

Population size is different, both in groups, also because of increased population over the years.
Like comparing deaths in UK to USA, different populations(numbers) or comparing deaths in 1980 to 2000

Fuck me commies are hilariously oblivious of themselves

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Hello

Don't fancy Emmett's chances of beating the 'rona.
>obese
>smoker
>doubtless poor diet
>doesn't trust Jewish doctors

were you meant to post this in Yas Forums?

Okay anons, I was raped by a 20 year old when I was 13. I started going to therapy and my therapist got really upset when I called my rapist a “gay man”. He kept correcting me and letting me know he was a paedophile not gay. Then after, I told him some of my insecurities about my masculinity, he proceeded to suggest I was really trans.

Wow too bad he was in no position to stop that at all

Am a pretty stable person (except for depression 5 years ago) but this working from home during coronavirus is bringing out all the worst things in me.

Am super anxious about a huge client project I have to deliver by end of march (no excuses, has to be donr) the guy I'm working with is a liability who can't make decisions for himself and frankly needs to be spoonfed how to think, let alone how to do the job. Now my boss wants me to do a presentation on Friday.

Wanna pack it in and run off into the woods but the pay is good in an uncertain time and I have a 3 month notice period anyway.

/blog

that's just how gays reproduce.

Got a new role at toil thanks to corona

my rona tune
youtube.com/watch?v=VhDCHWvdiXM

I've seen a bit of it. He seems very upset with the movies but he's the reason I've never watched them. Don't like darkies on my TV.
They, them, the chosen guys.

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>Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control
Pegg
>Embracing of unambiguously childrens characters indicates a retreat from the overwhelming complexities of modern existence
Moore
>Fans dont wanna admit SW is for children, get upset about being childlike
Lucas
>A 12yo boy had seen SW over a 100 times: I said can you promise never to see it again? He burst into tears. I hope the lad, now in his 30s, isnt living in a fantasy world of childish banalities
Guinness
>SW created the big-budget comics mentality, ate the heart & the soul of Hollywood
Schrader
>Superheroes flying around in spandex saving the world are fine for children, children of all ages btw, but its not for me
Friedkin
>I read comics when I was a kid, now I prefer adult oriented stuff
Eastwood
>Became an elevated art form? Its still Batman running around in a stupid cape. Its for kids, adolescent in its core
Cronenberg
>Action without human beings. A 1st in film history. Kids used to be able to learn how a man should act by watching films. Morals. Comics = heroes for businesses
McTiernan
>I hope we get Avenger fatigue. There are other stories to tell
Cameron
>Superman Vs Spiderman, Vs Iron Man… I cant believe people are paying for this shit
Verhoeven
>Spandex must cost a lot. Baffling
Gibson
>Superman makes me vomit. That empire, religion. So important that superheroes suffer… I dont give a damn, I shit on the US
Jodorowsky
>Hate em. Theyre bullshit. Grow up
Gilliam
>SW & Superman have nothing to do with art
Tarkovsky
>Theyre punishment
Ceylan
>Poison, cultural genocide. Plot & explosions & shit that means nothing about human experience
Iñárritu
>Not cinema
Scorsese
>Despicable
Coppola
>Theyre made for kids!
DePalma
>X-Man is for 14yo boys!
Altman
>Theyre going to date very badly
Bogdanovich
>Dull
Fincher
>I had to escape!
Noé
>For children & mongoloids
Boll

Uganda be kidding me!

was triggered by

No, Mister Janny. Star Wars was filmed in Britain and is therefore British culture.

This joke will carry us through to doomsday.

>person who asked

Uganda be kidding me!

*first time partaking in this 'mimick

'member when GB was Great Britain, I 'member

blood oozing out of every pore
the light is thinning
this is my eulogy
farewell

Haha

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can I have your gameboy colour

This therapist is doing you more harm than good. You don't need to be a beer swilling lumberjack to be male, chopping your dick off isn't the answer.

no it is mine
fuck off

kinda similar situation with me managing newgrads out of school. i deal with it by frontloading and taking more than my share of responsibilities. guess what, we are 3(three) months ahead

That Alec Guinness quote should be hung above the entrance to every cinema desu.

pet newgrad just did the newgrad dance

time for the depression to come back, warranting a paid leave of absence

I'm not pro union because more homogeneous nations always end up being better due to kinship via shared culture and identity. Just look at the state of the UK, the cultural differences are fairly small but the identities contrast, Scotland really should become an independent country but they shouldn't bottle out and pretend they want to become independent so they can turn Scotland into a multicultural society like London but because they simply have a different identity and that is enough.

All of this shit is due to identity and people should be open about it. Identity is a good thing and it isn't just a good thing for minorities.