>I’m sorry Soyjak, but if I’d known we would be in quarantine for 2 months I would have bought more food for us. The strong must consume the weak, I hope you understand.
I’m sorry Soyjak, but if I’d known we would be in quarantine for 2 months I would have bought more food for us...
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Very good thread
>...mhm...mhm...mhah....mhahahahaha....mHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
You didn't think I'd account for your voracious appetite Chad? That protein shake I gave you this morning had ten crushed sleeping pills inside it! Goodbye Gigachad or should I say-Gigafag!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GIGA CHAD HAS FALLEN ASLEEP! YES! NOW I CAN FINALLY RAPE HIM! HEHEHEHE HERE COMES THE COOCHI TRAIN, GIGAFAG! RAPE! RAPE!
>...Ahem, behind you soijak! You didn't think I'd account for your conniving and duplicitous nature, huh old friend? I predicted you would attempt to roofie me with sleeping pills so I brought my body double, gigabrad!
>I-i-impossible! How could I be tricked by a jock like you!
>Yare...yare daze. Soijak, haven't I told you not to judge a book by it's cover!? This is why you're still an incel. Suzie wanted to go out with you but you rejected her over something as shallow as her looks!
MEOW
good story line.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP GIGACHAD! I WILL NOT BE LECTURED BY YOU! YOU ARE SIMPLY A PRODUCT OF YOUR GENETICS! YOU KNOW WHAT SEPARATES US; MILLIMETERS OF BONE! THAT'S IT! DIE GIGACHAD!
>Now Gigabrad! Cut off his ear as he lunges towards me!
*Yawn* Man I needed that. is dinner ready yet Gigachad?
These are the only good threads on Yas Forums.
>W-wha! I-impossible!
posting in kino story thread
That`s the quality content I am looking for when I come here.
>Man, these Ears are delicious, you can really taste the spices. No hard feelings, right Soyjak?
>MY FUCKING EAR! AH GIGACHAD YOU GOT TO BE HECKING SHITTING ME! OH HECKERS! OH FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh IT HURTS!
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! YOU HAVE COME THIS FAR GIGA CHAD BUT YOU ARE ONLY A MAN! NOW WITNESS MY FINAL FORM!
>Oh shit...what are you doing soijak? Please don't hurt me....
>Don't hurt me!? What are you saying you STUPID JOCK! All those years of tickling my butthole in 10th grade japanese class! Now you have the audacity to beg for mercy! NO! NO! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
Ok, this is funny
>AJFNADNGILDSNGJISNGDJK SDGJ SJDG DJSGNJISDGNSKJDGNLKJSFDBNGKJSBGJJDSGJDSBGJGISDBNIGDSNGSDIGI
>You're clearly intelligent, soijak-I'll give you that. But in your hubris you have made a fatal error!
>STOP INTERRUPTING ME YOUR BELLIGERENT MUSCLE-BOUND FOOL! ACCEPT YOUR FATE! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR BLUFFING! DIE! DIE! DIE!
>BLUFF!? Soijak...when I said "Please don't hurt me" I was asking out of kindness and FEAR of your safety for what I'd do to you if I am forced to act in self defense. Soijak...you have sealed your fate...death awaits you now!
>My brothers...awaken! Gigabrad! GigaThad! Giga! GigaDad! GigaGranddad! I call upon your powers!
>Now you’ve gone and done it.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO FOOLISH! THAT GIGABRAT! I'LL-I'LL-I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GIGACHAD!
>Next time!? There won't be a next time, my old friend! Our dance of fates ends now!
Next time? You are all quarantined
>N-NOoo_n--nNOOOOOOOOO-ONNOOooooooo G-G-GG-G-GG-G-GG-G-GG-G-GG-G-GG-G-GG-G-GG-G-GG-G-GIGGA-GIGA-GIGA-G-GIGA-G-GIGA CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
good thread. I expect a Netflix adapatation within 6 months
gay thread
yep, leafs are based now
>Goodbye....soijak....my old....friend. We've quenched each other's boredom for some time now, huh? In spite all of your evil doings I still loved you-no-love you...like a brother!
>Nig Nig boi
kek
beautiful
sameflag
You are nothing
retard
>Huff...huff...huff. Gee whiz whipsnapper that was a close one! Haven't been in that close of a tussel since 1942 when I took ol' pretty little Susie down to the malt shop for a bibby bop and punched this bare knuckle boxer- Big oned eyed Harry...right in his one eye...I'll tell ya sonny! Heh...heh
>Thanks for lending a hand granddad! Looks like the old dog is still learning new tricks after all! Heh heh!
>a 20yo grown man write this
>You can always count on family gigachad!
>>a 20yo grown man write this
Based thread
truly disturbing imagery
shut up
Deep storytelling
And people say North American Hours are bad
I suddenly remembered that all of this was probably written by an adult in his 20's and I irked in pure cringe.
>I suddenly remembered that all of this was probably written by an adult in his 20's and I irked in pure cringe.
>I suddenly remembered that all of this was probably written by an adult in his 20's and I irked in pure cringe.
T*RKS BTFO
>I suddenly remembered that all of this was probably written by an adult in his 20's and I irked in pure cringe.
Seething manchildren. I bet you watch anime or some japanese shit like Sonic and collect figures too. Hahahahahaha.
I'm just glad that I'm not you.
>Seething manchildren. I bet you watch anime or some japanese shit like Sonic and collect figures too. Hahahahahaha.
>I'm just glad that I'm not you.
>Seething manchildren. I bet you watch anime or some japanese shit like Sonic and collect figures too. Hahahahahaha.
>I'm just glad that I'm not you.
>hey, bro, got a lighter?
>smoking is bad for your health. Let's us show you why *cracks knuckles*
>I suddenly remembered that all of this was probably written by an adult in his 20's and I irked in pure cringe.
>heh heh, I quoted his post with the flavor of the month Wojak, that'll show him
>>heh heh, I quoted his post with the flavor of the month Wojak, that'll show him
You essentially just did that
awesome thread!! love you canadia and america