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/brit/
have you mentally prepared for yourself dying
e p i c
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*climbs into the new*
I don’t give a fuck about COVID
I don’t care if I die tomorrow
I don’t give a fuck
>Mektoub, My Love: Intermezzo is a 2019 French drama film directed by Abdellatif Kechiche.
The film featured a 13-minute unsimulated sex scene where actress Ophélie Bau receives oral sex and is brought to orgasm.
only got 2 tins of beans lads. realistically, how long will I last before I need to go raiding?
easiest way to quote all posts is just copy the replies next to the original post number
I'm mentally prepared to sex fuck a qt
>I don’t care if I die tomorrow
imagine the death grip she could have around two black willards
female orgasm doesn't exist
GET BREXIT DONE
GET COVID DONE
BRING BACK THE FOOTIE
corona got me like damn bruh lmao
You alright lad you alright lad?
one of yous post that tim 9/11 shoop please
Reminder to complete the /brit/ survey of the day in order to grab yourself a free qt gf (just remember to respond with the colour and size of your choice)
strawpoll.me
>strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
>strawpoll.me
SAY YOU RUNNING AND GUNNING AND THUGGING AND BUCKING IDONTBELIEVETHATSHIT
>female orgasm doesn't exist
Not really. Hence, why I'm gonna go full isolation mode. Not even gonna go to the shops or speak to anyone in person. My mum will provide me with food. It's possible I have it already though.
Girls like this are always the most pathetic when they get old and lose their sex appeal. They hang onto their tattoos and free nature, even continuing to have dyed hair colours and such. But without their sex appeal they lose the thing that made anyone want to acknowledge them.
did a think
based
tranny-esque makeup
>>female orgasm doesn't exist
Yep, burn bright and fast, that's what I always say.
BIG shame about the face but respect for working on herself
HOLLERING
imagine if she fell off and landed directly on her face hha nothing would happen
>Girls like this are always the most pathetic when they get old and lose their sex appeal. They hang onto their tattoos and free nature, even continuing to have dyed hair colours and such. But without their sex appeal they lose the thing that made anyone want to acknowledge them.
Who cares about girls post wall anyway. Those art hoes are annoying because they get used up before they hit the wall.
don't think I've seen this gif since the 1970s
Nu goal gf
haha alright mate hows it going? haven't spoke to you in ages x
Fucking boring this self isolation shit lads need some books to read or something to clean or something
Where is the "Never had sex" option?
Han Chinese Empire > Persian Empire > Alexander's Empire > Roman Empire
thats a tranner
ahhh lazy saturdays
Why don’t you just kill yourself instead?
corkin' heck, reckon she has sex?
its monday
GIWTWM
Have been told to get CBT approximately seven times on /brit/ this month. CBTberg really wants business.
Genuinely been redpilled on how scum the English are by all the stupid fucking Saes bastards driving to Snowdonia the past couple of days to live in their holiday homes and caravans, overcrowding our communities, potentially bringing in tons of coronavirus cases (there's hardly any hospitals in Gwynedd in the first place), being a burden on all the shops here that locals rely on, treating this all as an excuse to go on holiday and using our land as a safe asylum instead of fucking staying at home like the government told them to
How is a whiteboi the best rapper in Britain
We need to step it up black bois
dogshit wig
loooooooooool
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Struggling With Self Isolation Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stay Inside Your House Like Nigga Don't Go Outside Haha
got called a "dogshit nigger" here earlier
What are female athletes like in the UK?
Love corona, me. Family stopped bothering me about getting a job and all. Hope it lasts forever. Although I'm going to miss E3
only female I talk to is toilberg. don't even talk to the dumb bitches on checkouts.
clean it up
Haven't been up to much me liiiiike but yeah I've been alright
cheers pal
weeeeeeeeeeeee
She literally has a gloryhole swallow scene
Yes the English are all scum
oh my days what a mad man
lmao you try finding a slut that doesn't want to be fucked rough in this country
>CBT
what that
love this little harlot
Fuck I feel like I'm just overdosed on arse and tits. Doesn't matter if it's online or irl, the world is full of women in a 24/7, 365 day a year state of sexual display. It's so fatiguing. Burkas when?
nice one mate. you still come here often? still at uni or you finished now? left newcastle?
Ever stop to think about how many girls have OnlyFans accounts/do some sort of webcam work/are full on prozzies/do other porn? Not just hot girls as well, but lots of fat ugly chicks have clearly profitable onlyfans accounts etc. I'm genuinely shocked that I've yet to encounter a girl I know in real life who has done one of the above. Seems like it's only a matter of time before I do.
cock & ball torture
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. It's just "pay me $500/hour so I can tell you to just think happy thoughts".
WHERE
And a really good arm for a chick
rancid trollop
Imagine being stuck with a bunch of women as the only man in 2-week isolation
It's fundamental to consumer society
Keeps you dopamine depleted so you need to consume non-stop to buoy your mental state
vile strumpet
>Retarded opinion
>Don’t redress my retardation, I said what I said
I could pay a man to kill her in one strike
hate that fat slags can make money of such a thing
need the paypigs publicly executed
fixing clothespegs and other gnarly apparatus onto your precious Cockenbolls
Get CBT
cog n behall thorturepy
Hate this image. Tim's entire existence is just suffering. I can't imagine he's happy at all.
hate this image you posted as it's larger than my entire fucking bedroom wall
fuck wrong image
Don't be so cynical, just keep reminding yourself that there is not one thing in this world that disgusts or angers you, it is your THOUGHT on the thing that creates negativity
hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no but i think about girls that pretend theyre not whores to people because they dont know then the delete all the onlyfans twitter camming stuff and no one ever knows her new bf might not know she was shitting in her hnds on chaturbate later then he never finds out and marries her etc but then later in ten years he finds out by chance
imagine living in a house like that
what a soulless environment
his suffering is but a blip on the torture and torment i endure on a secondly basis
just subbed to her onlyfans
shut up wales
>not one thing in this world that disgusts or angers you
>implying w*men aren't real
vertical cribbage?
Cope.
Having the gf over on Wednesday so I can teach her to make Anzac bikkies
Idubbbz's gilrlfriend has an onlyfans. After being asked, she claimed he was 'very supportive' of he decision.
he's not white you daft wog
he's a paki afghan egyptian mutt
as soon as I build up muscle mass and build up self-esteem and a personality and facial reconstruction surgery I reckon I'd be a very attractive person
ffs literally crying
hooting
She looks like an npc
you have no idea how many girls do camshows/escorts to pay for college
she also got fake tits on his dime
he seems like the type that wouldn't be a cuckold like this but I guess I'm wrong
looking up the exes on facebook again haha