/brit/

bender shatpeepoo

you're supposed to be working from home over the weekend

lmaoing at all the rural retards getting swamped by Londonoids

scarded lads

do you guys think things will start moving again once the production of masks and faster testing results are available

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Ehh no

I’m from Ulster. Fuckall to see here.

horrbile history is very accurate it's made by the BBC and has won many awards

laughing at you being a larping nonce sex offender

desu i think /brit/ and Yas Forums are a a bit of a happening echo chamber. i just went for a jog around the park and it turns out life is still going on like normal out there

By far the best sights in Ireland

Donegal is proof that God exists and He's an Irishman.

Literally home to a World Heritage sight and world-renowned surfing.

uk = taiwan
us = china

who knows
don't despair la
everyone is in a shitty situation x

will teach you to be complacent wagey

not sure why you're bringing up german cities but ok lad

loving you x

Fairly accurate for a kids show, really inspired my interest in history you know

Once antibody testing starts things will pick back up

Things will get moving after a few weeks. It’s less a question of masks and such and more a question of economic sustainability.

Yeah you're full of shit

true

For me, toilberg is 90% ready to send us home for a few weeks. It just needs one more announcement from Boris to really confirm it.
I'm just getting anxious that the initial panic is going to calm down just before toilberg makes the call, and we'll end up never being sent home.

mad how prevention is still better than cure, almost like them greek fellas in the 5th century BCE knew what they were talking about

went high street

supermarkets were well stocked
not many people in

I'm much more inclined to believe what Cuba, China, Venezuela etc say about corona than Britain, America and Italy. Also the DPRK which has 0 cases.

Doing an Irish jig lads wahey!

Hiddley widdley fiddley foo

Fiddley diddley piddley poo

this was meant for the irish lad in the last thread, but i forgot to link it and to be quite honest, can't be arsed to do so now. you know who you are potato boy

Admittedly my view is skewed because there’s nothing to see in Armagh, my home county. It’s very rural but a bit of a wasteland county, just loads of bramble bushes and the occasional ugly mountain.

thought that was a dogs nose

>BREAKING: Supermarket giant Tesco has announced it's workers will recieve footballer's wages for 6 months

Serious question lads.

How bad is it? Are things going to get better or worse?

Italy: Blackshirts
Britain: Blackshirts
Germany: Brownshirts
Bulgaria: Redshirts
USA: Silvershirts
Mexico: Goldshirts
Brazil: Greenshirts
Romania: Greenshirts
Yugoslavia: Greenshirts
Ireland: Blueshirts
Canada: Blueshirts
Spain: Blueshirts

How many times are you gonna post this?

being australian, i'm probably more irish than anglo but god the modern day irish are insufferable

it's just hysteria bro

I should have a job in finance. I studied for 3 years, but then decided to take a break cause I found the job market too hard. If i had've got a job in finance I probably would've shorted the market and be isolated at home counting my millions. Instead I'm applying to centrelink for unemployment benefits praying that Rentberg is benevolent

have a cough again, but i don't feel feverish and it comes with a stuffed up nose so i don't think it's the chinese flu
really need to get a thermometer

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*hums the battlefield theme*

worse at first, then subsequent waves of lesser shitty waves

remember when that paddy genuinely believed that shepherd's pie was Irish

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seals are just water doggos

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chuckled at this

It is

dont need a job in finance to short the market tho do you lad? whats your excuse now?

>I found the job market too hard
what does that mean

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good evening, if the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it's DISGUSTING

wahey at him go

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Based tommy
youtu.be/SJp7jLRGOqY

at this point the anglo and the irish are so intertwined internationally we should just confederate and call ourselves the saxo-celtics or something

had some beef tea from there was nice

>BREAKING: Irish supermarkets have announced that they have completely run out of fish. A spokesperson said 'We literally have no idea where to get more.'

Toilberg refuses to do it so we're working as normal.
Can't wait to get it so I can cough on the old runt.

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I'M FUCKING PISSED THAT EVERYONE IS SELF ISOLATING AND I'M GOING TO MISS THE BOAT

THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO GET ONE OVER FULLY PAID

mirth x

no it isn't
be quiet

Um, I'm pretty sure that William the conqueror was not the first king of England

They really are a pathetic people.

Went for a park workout

shephards pie is shit anyway, pie needs pastry otherwise it's not a proper pie

heil to all de lads

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cottage pie is peng

youtube.com/watch?v=_qmqW2EOZzg

Not ANOTHER famine

Not it fucking isn’t.
Shits good.

It is and it makes you seethe

prefer my food under cooked

it's futile

no it's not

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doing an irish jig (having sex with a jigaboo or person of african descent, who is a resident of the republic of ireland)

tastes better

Irish obsession hour already?

Would've given me the confidence to follow through with it

It means that I performed well and got top grades but I hate the process of getting a job (didn't do an internship, don't like submitting CVs, have no contacts)

watching Elle fanning in super 8
am I a nonce

pie without pastry is just mush

Yank-tier post

It was Aethelstan.

Time to release the Dragons

He was the first king of the unified English kingdoms, because he conquered them all

Londoners are apparently fleeing to Wales and Scotland. Here's hoping they both wipe one another out.

Remember when the brit went on a 4 hour shit fit replying to every single irish flag

jigging an irish do

Is there a schizo obsession hour? Thats every hour.

For me it's Tripper vs Croatia

after the recent disruption, i urge both lefty pol and rorke to put aside the rhetoric, get around the negotiating table and stop the spread of 'rona

Elle Fanny

Cottage pie is a traditional Irish dish made by Irish cottiers who subsisted off of the potato plant in the 18th and 19th centuries

Miss the simpler times, where you could watch a bloke walk across wales in a straight line.

Alri boyo, still alive?

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Would die for my gf, anyone else know this feel

explains why its slop fit for a dog then

alfred the great actually

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_monarchs#House_of_Wessex

No, Alfed the great unified them

>He was the first king of the unified English kingdoms

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no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on 4channel: GEOGRAPHY LMAOOO!!!
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4channeler: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

See

What's the scenario?

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GO ON HOME ANGLO PAKIS GO ON HOME

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watching simsons movie

Don’t understand how you couldn’t like shepard's pie.

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Cottage pie is just horrible, no matter how much care and attention you give it it's just mince in gravy with mash on top. Probably one of my lease favourite dinners

inb4 that lad posts the coal landslide image

A3C

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Alfred the Great was King of Wessex at a time of Wessex hegemony, NOT of a unified England. Aethelstan was the first king of a unified England.

I thought York was the first house

Hardly so

you've been kidnapped by irish nationalists, they hate Brits but will let one of you go just to tell people about what happened, do you let her die or do you die

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F3 and water.

Sneeder Pig, Sneeder Pig. Does whatever a Sneeder Pig does. Can he fuck, can he suck? No he can't, he's formerly Chuck. Look out, he is a Sneeder Pig.

none because im over the age of 15

Reading a reddit shitpost.

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WHOMST

Kill yourself you disgusting lardass.

C7F

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Tommy robinson battering some darkies
youtu.be/SJp7jLRGOqY?=206

can you text the gf too much

because you have a one dimensional 70iq brain so the concept of other people thinking differently is alien to you

got a willy that needs sucking x

been absolutely gagging for a cigarette for the past few days no idea why

fuck it why not go out and buy a 20 deck seeing as we all might die

me and the lads

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British Isles is a geographical term invented by the Greeks. It's not political or English, I'm Welsh and support a united Ireland but I still say the British Isles cos Britain and Ireland are obviously part of the same group.

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shite crisps, where's the nik naks? and 3c

revolting taste in everything

yes

Always thought that chebs slag was English, turned out shes yank

Won't be having it.

no
I think there's an argument that Edward the Elder was king of something that was more recognisably 'England' than it was Wessex by the end of his reign. Aethelstan absolutely was the first king of all the land of England though
where do people get this shit from?

D4A

if i get this disease i'm going to drive around wales COOFing on everyone and everything I see, just cause I really can't stand you arrogant twats

She's a yank so now what?

thai mccoys
twix
rubicon passion

D2D

G3E

B1 Lilt

Mental how it's a sunday afternoon but it doesn't feel like a sunday afternoon

Is this what NEETs experience all the time?

G,7,A only because it's literally what I have right now

fuck off with this facebook-tier shite

gonna blow up ya project

they dont need a reason, the irish will rape and behead her if you dont choose within 2 minutes

You could just say “I don’t like it” and explain why like an adult but you instead opted for the mini meltdown complete with copey projection. gratz.

Except you're gonna be in a hospital bed gasping for year and begging for them to save you LOL