/brit/
whats she achieved? apart from fleeting fame of course
Would it be insensitive of me to make an insta upload?
>Until the election of Mayor Rudolph Giuliani in 1994, the unit occasionally assisted with pornographic productions. But Giuliani put a stop to this as part of his effort to clean up the streets of New York City. In 1997, porn producer Michael Lucas filed a lawsuit against the Police Department and Giuliani citing discriminating practices used by the Movie/TV Unit against porn productions. The lawsuit was dismissed in September 1998 when a district judge granted a motion to dismiss on behalf of the NYPD.
BAD night at the gym lads
>bench went down by 2.5kg and had to half rep the last few to avoid failing
>pullups went down by 5 reps and had to do negatives for the last few
>got a series of back spasms (that had been happening more frequently due to my shitty warehouse job) on my weightless warmup squats and was too scared to do them with actual weight
>saw a guy who looked suspiciously like my GF's ex squatting almost double my 5 rep max
And now my government has banned gyms so I guess I'll just go fuck myself.
What does this image have to do with British culture?
that's not what happened, even if finland did lose some land in the end. 1 finn was equal to 10 russians
Never has anyone's 15 minutes been more abruptly or brutally brought to an end lmao
Thinking about Emma Watson lads.
dear oh dear oh DEAR oh dear
Being the most influential human being alive.
Niggers pakis and chinks are the reason for everything bad and wrong in the world
So are they police?
I don't understand what the fuck they are
Didn't Hitler move to Argentina and give birth to Peronism?
First trip ITT
kek this is me
activating olfactory enhancer augmentation
How do I walk up the fields in shorts without getting stung to bits by nettles?
Based. A certain tranny won't like this post however. You know who you are, faggot.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
they go around shutting down roads and redirecting traffic for film crews basically
yes
t. one of his offspring
Niggers pakis chinks and trannys are the reason for everything wrong in the world
why didn't he move to peru then?
>1 finn was equal to 10 russians
>was
One finn is still equal to 10 Russians
Bored shitless lads
Got no work
Can't go out
Can't go to the gym
Can't see the lads
Haven't got any good games to play
Reckon I might just wank constantly for the next few weeks
We have been spellbound
BY
THE
DEVIL
(guitar riff)
10 russians are equal to one human being
The mind of the modern, preening male right here
My home when I visit south-west London
airliners will soon be zero carbon businesses, not thanks to her mind but she got what she wanted
>influential
making first-world kids skip a day off school doesn't really count for much I'm afraid
>not having a creative hobby
LOL
*jiggles your belly*
Yeah but I'm not american
Rishi Sunak already being tapped up for PM
Is it not a really nice day in UK? Go outside. It’s a lovely day in Ireland and I live away out in the country so I’m just gonna trek about the fields and up the mountain today.
Quite mad that in the history of communism, there have been absolutely tons of moderate, sensible, peaceful, pragmatic and diplomatic communist factions, but every single time a communist government actually takes power it's the totalitarian evil militaristic murderer faction that takes the reins.
>new york has done 45000 tests, and has 7000 cases
>15% of the tests done are positive
deary me
Name some and I'll pick one up
I've got the flu/possible 'rona so I'm self-isolating
>Can't go out
>Can't see the lads
really?
Sorry to hear that
Remember Brexit?
fancied giving the "digital nomad" meme a go this year, travelling around, working remotely
all this virus shit has brought that plan to a screeching halt, reee just wanna travel
>all this virus shit has brought that plan to a screeching halt, reee just wanna travel
Yes
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
yeah no shit i wonder why
Communists are cucks they are losers that love niggers and other sub humans and think being disabled is a good thing, mentally ill people
Me? Love dogs, adventures, food and a cheeky glass of wine.
>not posting the full comic
haha poo printer go brrrrrrrrap
FUCK look at these things
why didnt nobody tell me pengolins roll like this
how to you get laid in london?
>hey babe, wanna come back to my place in zone 50? it's a 3 hour commute away and I share it with 12 other people
don't get it tbf
>have creative hobbies
>no desire to do them
just end me
Is therapy free in the UK? In Joker it's free. I want therapy it seems fun and might sort my issues out but I can't afford it
There has never been a period in history where it has been more comfy to self isolate.
Subscribe to something, either a streaming service like Netflix or a games library pass like Xbox Games Pass or PSnow (which can also be used on a PC as well as the respective consoles), or EA Access, Origin access. You can buy activation keys for these services at massively reduced cost than retail from key sellers like allkeyshop.com
Literally millions of hours of consumable media at your fingertips for less than a tenner a month. Get with the times mate.
>france and uk doing all the work
>russia beating itself
kek
Already had that shite for years and I'm sick of it
>I've got the flu/possible 'rona
ewww
Niggers bad
Chinks bad
Pakis bad
have sex
just consuming media non stop gets depressing after a short time
poos, bums, and willies. In that order.
Reckon the problem you have is your attention span and not lack of things to do
I can only watch 1 episode of things at time and I don't like video games
wanna go to the gym and see my mates
Based things I want to feast on them and absorb some of their basedness
what for?
uni has converted all courses to credit-no-credit. means i'm just going to pass everything
I bet Emma Watson’s bum smells quite foul after a fart.
bigot
based
if all this wasnt bad enough i heard theyre planning to release wild wolves in the hills
>the problem you have is your attention span
>WATCH TV AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES!!!!
Got the xbox game pass for a month for £1 lads what should i play
How?
think having a black gf would be absolute pengness
play that one game where you have to kill your enemies
more
>Rona has basically completely passed us by
>Will never get to doss at home for weeks on end
>EU leaves italy to their fates
>Russia and China send help
nytimes.com
Remember that European family with hugs and kisses that everyone was crying about us leaving?
sea of thieves but only if you've got mates, shit otherwise.
calm down rose the hat
might get google stadia, thoughts?
When the death toll in the UK rises we're on our own. France has already threatened us with complete isolation away from the mainland.
It also stopped a shipment of masks getting in to the UK yesterday.
We are alone and dead. Entire world will help Italy while no one will help us.
Chess
ave suetonius
A lot of them are fat
but dont you just quest for cosmetics?
Cities Skylines
Ori
Plague Tale
...
>sanders
>corbyn
>zizek
>chomsky
>khrushchev
>trotsky
...
>russia will help the UK
LOL?
we'll be fine
propagandist post
What a great idea. If only somebody had thought of that before.
Wow, almost as if Catholicism is one big scam and that the Pope is a mere mortal man
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WORLD IS ENDINNGGGGGGG
imagine the feel...
Silly papists. You’re supposed to ask God for forgiveness directly anyway.
Boomers have stolen everyone’s childhoods and must be culled en masse simple as
Just marathoned Shutter Island. What did I think of it, ladS?
No, we won't. We're on a steeper curve than Italy, we have a worse healthcare system and unhealthier people. The EU will lock us out so no food or vital supplies will reach us.
you eaten your daily takeaway yet?
fantastic flim
First sunny day in a year over here
How’s it hanging in Ængleland, Cymru and Alba?
the fucking STATE of us
Would you get the rona for it lads?
>pornposting
sadact
Italy, not UK
Sunny here as well. Not a lot of people out which is I guess nice to see
we are FUCKED
stay abstinent
>Cymru
Went cycling through the Brecon Beacons
Glorious feel
nah we'll be fine
sunny down here in london
Literally how? Wtf
Love thin but firm thighs
more or less, but it's a laugh.
What? Who the fuck has enough ventilators? At least we're making them in house.
grim
there's loads of people out enjoying the sunshine where i am which is good to see
Aye it's quite sunny where I am
stay abstinent
we've got more time to prepare than Italy. they're busting out respirators like nobodies business
oh my god only 14000 things to consooooom
lovely weather in Scotland
took the dogs for a long walk and would have loved to have gone for a pint, the local just started allowing dogs in as well
temptation to subscribe to WoW classic rising...
the bing covid tracker just got updated lads
>toil gave us all laptops to potentially work from home
>country is on lockdown
>still no word from toil about actually being sent home for 2 weeks
>as far as we know, we're going to back into toil tomorrow and bringing the laptops back
Tankies have purged more communists than fascists ever have
hello putinbot
God he’s cool
Online shelves are the same as normal shelves as they're literally picked IN the store.
Wish I had a motorbicycle again now that it's all sunny and shite
went to aldi earlier, was shitloads of toilet roll there, don't know what everyone is worried about
A fundamental misunderstanding of the Sacrament of Confession.
I assume you're asking how can he pull of a flatcap
I dont know
holy peng any pics
France told us to full on lockdown or be locked out of any help soon.
that thing looks like a GCSE design-tech project
Many experts intensivists have weighed in saying that it will be extremely circuitous and dangerous to try and design, build, test and introduce a new ventilator design in the short term
they should be talking to siemens/philips/GE to license designs ffs
Catholicism is becoming almost as much of a joke as Protestantism is
I mean yeah. Those are things that even people with short attention spans can engage in. If I thought you were capable, I would have also suggested reading a book. But if you are unable to appease yourself without social interaction, a book probably won't cut it.
GM and Ford are going to start producing ventilators here. Maybe you should get...uhhhh...Aston Martín to make ventilators.
Didn't you have an SV?
What happened to it
stickydatepuddin
we have 1/5th the intensive care beds that germany has
Britain should be sending troops to Calais to ensure critical supplies get through.
yeah dont get much else in other multiplayer
rolls royce, bentley and jaguar land rover too lad
brava brava
Wish we had gorgeous national parks to explore n that
Okay. It's not just a garden tech company but literally anyone with a factory.
I work for Penlon and I actually make these year round and we've already had a shit load of people from nearby car factories helping with the increased work load.