/brit/

literally the plot of wuhanese (Manchurian) candidate unfolding on a global scale rn

oh no no no they didn't read the timestamped filename

they didn't realise that the image was in fact capped in January and yes indeed the value has in fact changed since then but instead of having hemorrhaged like their S&S ISAs it has in fact grown at the same steady rate as determined by the amount of my money I choose to save + the defined interest rate

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IM SCARED.

The yank poster said it was no worse than the common cold.

The insane irony of both of these posts he made
What a fucking loser

I've got 120k saved up

Why can my Indian flatmate only cook curry and rice? What the fuck?

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based savvy investor
slow and steady mate
slow and steady

Literally made more money on a single trade than is in your entire account. Be quiet.

coventry? more like copentry

It's your /brit/ chaplain checking in (me)
How are you holding up?

Azula lads

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he doesn't know shit, all these kids of rich and famous people have their egos inflated since they were toddlers, in part that is what makes them successful, because they never doubt themselves and have "natural" confidence from their inflated egos

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>a grand
>in three months
Actual poverty

Queer marriage was always going to be a slippery slope.

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will be worth 12k by the end of next month

Bowl cuts are effay

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lot of efforts were done in the making of this masterpiece

R.I.P Africa
>people who don't work that day don't eat that there
>people can't isolate

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Haven't showered in 3 weeks and can smell my balls at all times, even when cooking something aromatic.

What does Cockshott think of the USSR, China, DPRK etc?

yearn for the day when he finally doxxes himself

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yeah they're for effeminate /fa/ggots

Gentlemen, i believe we have found The Based Black Man

Based and, dare I say, redpilled.

hope it gets it
last thing I want is 6 - 7 figures of european deaths and barely any elsewhere
there's too few of us as it is

bored
might go out and shout at old people who aren't inside

"the slippery slope doesn't exist" they said

incel cope
have sex

dont forget to like share and subscribe

more like caveyourskullintry

dude

weed

lmao

and that's a good thing

He loves them
Its a given at this point

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>actually defending the bowl cut

but you literally posted an incel in your example pic

You lads heard of Phil Collins before?
youtube.com/watch?v=uVjEcIANv1o

i really don't want to watch westworld

I've had enough of this damn virus. I'm going to crack the skull of every chinaman I see

HE'S TRYING HIS BEST LADS *clapping hands emoji*

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shut up laurence

We'll send a plumber over to fix your shower x

pretty sure i took this picture

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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.

It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

Christy, take off your robe.

Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument.

Sabrina, remove your dress.

In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism.

Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little.

Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.

Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole.

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Yes you do user, be quiet.

youtube.com/watch?v=XExES6uB2v8

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He's no Murray Head

fucking hate this place
The one in london makes a weird nauseating smell on the street nearby.

>he also has a pregnant gf
Yeah like this time round he's giving a shit about the baby, lol

hate it when things happen and everyone pretends that "we're all in this together"

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he looks terrified and out of his depth in every single presser

Personally have my savings split between a 2.25% help to buy ISA and a regular instant savers account

Why would you believe that? The common cold has existed for an enormous length of time without global superpowers enacting pandemic protocols or tanking major economies.

It's ogre for us

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mental how only we stockpile like a bunch of nutcases

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8138719/Why-Britons-stockpile.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8138719/Why-Britons-stockpile.html

FLATTEN THE CURVE.

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absolutely stellar post

Yes. It's aristocratic Norman culture.
Dylann? Very much a volcel. Lad could have shagged mad puss if he so wanted to

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>boris
healthy white child

>cameron
spastic thing they had to put down after a couple years

wonder if she's had a lad cum all over her tummy haha what who said that haha that's weird haha

>people are STILL in denial that we are headed for a great depression

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amusing image

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these lockdowns cannot last more than the next 2 weeks
people will just have to deal with the possibility of getting sick

yeah but Africa's got a young population

M-O-O-N, that means a viral pandemic!

really? You would think it's blatently obvious.
I have no idea how quickly things will recover but we are cutting gdp massively all over the planet right now, so things are screwed for at least a year.

oh no not the heckin wagierinos

that's what it'll come to i reckon

not many people would be in their element in a situation such as this

yeah but like its gonna get better when this all blows over right?

WON'T SOMEONE PUHLEAASSE THINK OF THE ELDERLY!?!

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No he doesn't
Imagine how fucked senile Corbyn would be if he had to lead the nation during these times

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*vaults into /brit/*

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I'm going to bed soon

Yeah. I'm sure global supply chains are very robust, and will recover swiftly and totally after these historically unprecedented disruptions.

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any government that didn't immediately shut down the borders the moment china announced sars 2 was a thing is complicit in the deaths of millions