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I hope you say its a nothingburger when they're strapping you up to a ventilator, give someone who took this seriously a better chance.

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this isn't British culture you evil tarquin oven dodging piece of shit

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nah

Likely. The pandemic is a Chinese bioweapon, and the Chinese would not have released it if the Americans hadn't declared a trade war, which wouldn't have happened under Hillary as she wanted to keep playing ball with the Chinese

there is no such thing as british culture

nonsensical sinophobic post

ah yes the "it MIGHT happen to you!" fallacy

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If a natural number x is a small number then, x+1 also is a small number
1 is a small number
then (1+1)=2 is a small number,
then (2+1)=3 is a small number,
,
,
,
All natural numbers are small number

what does this have to do with the british culture

As if I needed yet another chinese pandemic to hate the chinese.

The insanely high Italian death rate is just due to their big elderly population right? Isn't their healthcare pretty on par with modern standards?

>then, x+1 also is a small number

is it?

based domcum

by all accounts their healthcare is excellent

Kill yourself, bootlicker

Me? 45 pints in about 2 hours.

pretty sure our elderly population is a larger percentage of our population

basically yeah

yes, for small x

i dont think thats maths

italians hugged chinese people
italians are all touchy feely with each other
italians are counting all deaths as coronavirus if the person had coronavirus
italians smoke a lot
italians have more air pollution
italians are older, AND due to their housing/population problem, a lot of them live in intergenerational households, so you'll have grandma, father, mum, grandson, daughter in law and greatgrandson all living under the same roof

lotta smokers as well

Good edish

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Their healthcare is better than the UKs
Their population is much more healthy than the UKs
LOL

you just know he faked it
poured the juice from multiple cans into one just to get some attention

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I detest all mongoloids equally, no matter the nationality

imagine being the journalist fresh out of university excited to make a difference in the world, tasked to write this """""article"""""

Yeah I've done this a few times. If you dig about you can see that I've been in the papers at least twice.

Ah yes the "I learnt about fallacies recently so I'm going to call everything a fallacy despite it not being an actual fallacy" pseudofallacy.

Their population is also a lot older

anyone fancies a scrap? meet us at gordano services at half 6

Yeah that's why I can't wrap around the fact the scale of these deaths, supposedly more than China itself.
I don't believe China's numbers tbqh but I'm not sure to what extent they can lie, i.e. how many more thousands could actually have died than they're saying.
Regardless, what the fuck happened to Italy?

That intergenerational household thing is a very good point, I think that's why I envisioned the country as full of old people. Every house likely has at least one elderly in it rather than them being contained in retirement homes or particular suburbs.

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More people will die from suicide as a result of social isolation and losing their work than will actually die of the coronavirus.

hmm no
not at all
missed the mark there
you're just upset

It’s nice weather go outside

'

You do realise that while they have 26% of 65+ we have 24%.
Millions dead within months.

who is this fat retard

Not really

>fat potato babyface hidden behind facial hair
>smoking as if it makes him cool like a 14yo girl
>that scrawny effeminate hand

in these uncertain times do I rate Paul Pogba? no I do not rate him

you do realise this thing will die down by mid-april

*nasally nerdy, voice of Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory*
>You do realise

concrete finisher here
loving this shutdown, my commute has dropped 15 minutes

LOL
give me a name so I can laugh at you when it's clearly not over

It's like a mid june day here in scotland it's fucking ROASTIN and I can't leave the house because of this kung flu ragin

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And yet we're on an identical trajectory to Italy.

Funny that.

South American bats, 15% mortality rate.

he's some fat gay canadian called emilio patricio garcin
has a youtube channel where he goes out into his back yard and spouts philosophy

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pathetic excuse
go outside

>And yet we're on an identical trajectory to Italy.
probably, but that's because everyone in this country is a mong

>muh south american bats
"no"

>language selector
>English has US flag
do brits get annoyed by this? or have you given up and accepted their ownership of your language?

ah-haha
ah-haha haha

First of all, I made no claim in my post. There is also the huge amount of evidence suggesting that 80% of the country will get this virus.

Therefore there is evidence suggesting that yes, this might fucking happen to you.

I have sex

Feels good being productive and improving creative skills with this free time

Busy having sex I'm afraid

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wuu2?

just improved my anime watching skills, feels good too

>I made no claim in my post.
>I hope you say its a nothingburger when they're strapping you up to a ventilator, give someone who took this seriously a better chance.
but you did

>There is also the huge amount of evidence suggesting that 80% of the country will get this virus.
>Therefore there is evidence suggesting that yes, this might fucking happen to you.
except most cases are mild and a non-issue
and I'm a perfectly healthy 25 year old, so I'm not worried in the slightest

now is a good time to invest in stocks lads

Enjoying my time in from work brehs...

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slowly*

Well like i was explaining in the past few threads China treats its minorities pretty decently providing they behave.

What's more bizarre is how libs see countries like America shake hands with countries like Saudi Arabia, which treat workers like subhumans, but never call them out for it. In fact number one criticism of Saudi Arabia usually amounts to feminism while this is always swept under the rug.
Bizarre

around chinks wash your hands in a sink

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did you lads hear about that actress that got stabbed?
Reese something, can't remember her surname

this simply isn't true. lots of italians go to their neighbors hospital whent they're sick. mostly france and switzerland

ya, I place qualifiers on your posts all the time. but
NEVER
EVER
DARE
EVEN
THINK
OF
DOING
IT
TO
ANY
ONE
OF
MY
POSTS
got it?
end of

Aus chink detected

im having sex

jason mamoa is a nonce

Reese RedLion?

NOOOO NOT THE HECKING TEENERINOS!

witheraspoon NO!!!!!!! WITH A KNOIFE!!!!!!!!

all governments do bad things.
chinks are bad from the bottom to the top though

fuck you

more like his own daughters but ok

jimmy

That's not a claim. I suppose you could twist it into semantics about me claiming to hold that opinion but I'm not prepared to argue semantics.

Secondly, you are aware that half the people in France's intensive care treated for covid are below the age of 50?

You might argue now that 50 is not anywhere near 25 but if you did so, you would be inverting your original claim of me proposing a fallacy.

NOOOOO NOT HIS OWN DAUGHTERINOS!!!!

Not an argument
There are many many governments worse than the CCP dont delude yourself
But why these specific issues in general?

It's an honest unironic question.

imagine... all... the.................... people..................

this reads like a phil greaves tweet

sunny sunday afternoon
pleased to see so few posters in here

youtu.be/JDTh52yRSIA

if you smoke you're fucked

I'm more of a Krull kind of guy

Not really because it should be the English flag, not the United Kingdom or United States flag.

SHUT IT DOWN

social credit score
constant censoring
no morals
walk past someone dying in the street bugmen

i don't think you'll find any governments still in power today that killed millions of their own people.

who's mum tho
kinda useless title without the respective qualifier

>brown hair
>brown skin
>probably brown eyes
>Aryan

>That's not a claim.
but you literally said it

>Secondly, you are aware that half the people in France's intensive care treated for covid are below the age of 50?
WOW
below the age of 50?
what a big wide and expansive fearmongering age range that is

how many italians smoke?

yeah who's mum

oh shutup

Sorry snown*g, that's what the original aryans looked like.

Churchtoil looms

this implies they are burning one body at a time
why are Yas Forums types such retards haha

plenty

works for porn

really getting into cycling lads
it's great fun, good exercise, love cycling along rivers, over forests, through quiet places
wish cars would be banned in cities

don't go, attend a virtual one

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more than most in europe? i thought they were supposed to be really healthy

maybe it's also all the kissing

alri literal women lmao

*revs up behind you and beeps my horn*

Why are people so inclined to pessimism around the coronavirus.
So many people seem to gravitate to the "We're completely FUCKED" attitude.

>breaking bad ended 7 years ago
christ
miss that little nigga like wouldn't believe x

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The evidence of China’s deliberate cover-up of the coronavirus outbreak in Wuhan is a matter of public record. In suppressing information about the virus, doing little to contain it, and allowing it to spread unchecked in the crucial early weeks, the regime imperiled not only its own country but also the more than 100 nations now facing their own devastating outbreaks. More perniciously, the Chinese government censored and detained those brave doctors and whistleblowers who attempted to sound the alarm and warn their fellow citizens when they understood the gravity of what was to come.

In naming the disease COVID-19, the World Health Organization specifically avoided mentioning Wuhan. Yet in de-emphasising where the epidemic began (something China has been aggressively pushing for), we run the risk of obscuring Beijing’s role in letting the disease spread beyond its borders.

China has a history of mishandling outbreaks, including SARS in 2002 and 2003. But Chinese leaders’ negligence in December and January—for well over a month after the first outbreak in Wuhan—far surpasses those bungled responses. The end of last year was the time for authorities to act, and act decisively they did—not against the virus, but against whistle-blowers who were trying to call attention to the public health threat.

This is what allowed the virus to spread across the globe. Because the Chinese Communist Party was pretending that there was little to be concerned about, Wuhan was a porous purveyor of the virus. The government only instituted a lockdown in Wuhan on January 23—seven weeks after the virus first appeared. As events in Italy, the United States, Spain, and France have shown, quite a lot can happen in a week, much less seven. By then, mayor Zhou Xianwang admitted that more than 5 million people had already left Wuhan.

All 6 Million Jews werent burnt you fucking retard loads were just shot or starved to death or died of diseases, most of the deaths werent even in concentration camps but in the actual campaigns themselves when the Germans invade poland and russia

For non-boomers it will. We're literally sacrificing younger generations so that boomers and OAPs can go on living for a few years longer.

>7 (seven) years ago

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what does this have to do with british culture?

me on the right (Waterstones)

Yeah because it’s more exciting than the truth

Got teased something massive by the missus earlier cause my penis is swollen from masturbating 3 times yesterday. She thanked me for not seeing another girl and promised sex tomorrow

haha

fat cager sausage fingers whacked this out

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>12 weeks isolation
>twelve weeks isolation
>TWELVE WEEKS ISOLATION
what the fuck? how can they expect us to spend 3 fucking months locked inside..

Interesting to see leftymong's reaction to the pubs being open to which he was frothing and foaming and stamping his feet for weeks and yet complete silence about mosques still being open

does anyone know why he's reacting so differently to these social gatherings? It couldn't POSSIBLY be because pubs are attended primarily by middle-aged working class white men could it?

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Raining lads, comfy times with the boys. You are my boys right?

better call saul is still on now you fool

>but you said it
Literally semantics. A claim isn't the same as saying something.

So now you're arguing that it might not happen to people below the age of 50 therefore nobody (you) should be worried. Which is fucking stupid and actually pretty selfish.