/brit/

I give this thread three minutes, or enough time it takes a certain person to dilate.

wtf

just want to be out staring at girls with the lads

Not your mother.

been seeing a lot of racism outside of Yas Forums lately
baka

first Indian itt

reminder that this poster, amer hussein, is a homosexual sex offender who recorded his roommate named monica in the toilet

Sydney Morning Herald indeed

Lads

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>you clearly haven't if you didn't know his name is amer hussein
I can't deride somebody for not wanting to associate with the family they were case into. My own family is trash and if I was bothered I would have long ago changed my name to cut off all contact officially.
>and you do not know about all the despicable crimes he's committed for his own pleasure
I do, but we are not a reflection of our worst crimes. I've done horrible things myself, some which I remember literally every day of my life. But what matters is where we move onwards.

youtube.com/watch?v=U3Mg8GJpVfo

oh nonono

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Leeds Crown Court heard Mohamed Choughuley had travelled to the UK on January 9 this year to help his daughter get settled in at university.
After creating an account for the online dating site Meet24, he made contact with 'Hayley' whose profile stated she was 14 years old.
Writing as 'Mac', he sent a number of messages asking about the girl's picture, her age and whether she lived in Leeds.
The court heard the girl replied to say she was 14 and said goodbye, but Choughuley continued to send messages and offered to pay her for sex.
Further messages were then exchanged through the dating site and via WhatsApp on both his overseas and UK mobile phone numbers.
Despite being repeatedly told the girl was 14, he suggested that she visit his hotel room and sent an explicit image of himself.
In reality, he had been exchanging messages with an adult member of Predator Exposure.
Five members of the 'paedophile hunting' group then confronted him at the hotel on the evening of January 16 and detained him until police arrived.
Choughuley, 51, admitted in police interviews that he had sent the messages but said he believed Hayley was a grown woman pretending to be a schoolgirl.
He later pleaded guilty to attempting to meet a child following sexual grooming.

yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/crime/predator-exposure-catch-man-who-invited-schoolgirl-his-west-yorkshire-hotel-2444649

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the numbers matter

need to clean the ol' room lads

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oh so you're just as bad as amer yourself and that's why you can identify with him. you should strongly consider suicide

are you going to pour wine in this pint?

>Worldly
>Relatable (white)
>an average bloke, not some perfect model
I see no reason to dislike him

You're such an angry bitter little virgin Amer, constantly projecting your own insecurities on others

That's not a healthy attitude to take moni girl, you should try to interact with them a little more xxx

HER name is MONICA, SHE is INNOCENT and SHE is a WOMAN you FUCKING SHITHEADS

we should kill them with pickaxes

I knew that crossdressing episode was a mistake

At least the lockdown can't theoretically last more than a month or two.

What's in the bowl? I honestly can't tell.

remember when you didn't have to
cough a cough as dry as the dunes of algeria fifteen times a day? no, just me? tough crowd

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Oh great this gimmick again.

Look guys, the way to cope with the shitmeat is to completely ignore it. It was working well there for a while.

Please, this namefag drama or whatever it is is just SO interesting and unpathetic. Please continue.

>only woman i've ever loved is 9 years older than me lads so it would never work if i married her

ffs lad why is nothing straight forward in my life

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Sincerely doubt it'll last that long. People will be working "dodges" by next weekend.

Can't name a single item there haha

OH MY ACTUAL DAYS BLUD

reckon I'll do 500 wanks this year

whats a dodge

work tomorrow
just want to quit but don't wanna let down de lads

new weeknd album aint bad

talented lad

>oh so you're just as bad as amer yourself and that's why you can identify with him
Sure I guess. I'm pretty well off all things considered now tho.
>When meeting new groups of people in a controlled environment, I come across as extremely extroverted, I'm very loud and have an opinion on everything.
Well that's not a good attitude moni. In fact that's just as bad. Nobody likes the guy that shoves his opinion on others, they find him obnoxious and tolerate him out of necessity.

I'm going based off of Boris' 12 week estimation.

Of course, the virus won't be gone in 12 weeks, but I think he meant that we'll have some kind of normality in 12 weeks.

>BREAKING: Man from the Cheadle area has become the country's first toilet paper related death

*googles weeknd rym*

cheers might get my ears insured

For me, it's Tina Kay

>The boring southern guy is a failed white male who married a Korean who only likes him because of his race
>His face is also scarred from boiling water
>He's pudgy
>Doesn't seem to have any friends around here
>Claims to have taught a proper subject in Korea but based on his call centre work, it's quite obvious that all he did was teach English
seething

For me, it's Peter Kay

vile freak

haven't changed of boxer in 5 days and ive spaffed in them at least twice a day everyday. am i a NEET yet

why wouldn't it work?

tell me about cheadle

Just told the support worker I'm probably going to die soon.

le garlic bread man

alan is unironically a chad though
>grew up in the boonies of algeria
>galivanted around france chatting up birds on youtube
>phd in computer science as a member of faculty in a prestigious institution
>lifts, does karoke, regularly seen at parties
>has multiple love interests
>a true bon vivant and man of culture, well versed in french literature
>lives in a tropical paradise
>has a chad voice
>beloved member of a tight knit british internet community
>was referenced by nassim taleb that one time

Ah yes the funny accent man who tells us about things that happen in a funny accent

Saw this lass at toil who I hadn't seen since I unsuccessfully tried to chat her up over a year ago. She did a double take and had a look of horror on her face when she saw me ahaha.

(by 'chat up' I mean trying to have basic small talk etc., nothing creepy imo)

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Cheadle mysteriously has 30,000 coronavirus cases but ZERO deaths.

Ground zero, the true location of the covid-19 outbreak. Home to an experimental gregg's store that sold some guy a Bat meat roll.

loooooooool