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Dog eating peanut butter edition.
Last one

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this waz post first

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>horny
>wank
>no longer horny

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disgusting gif

low dopamine

you're just imagining that peanut butter on your genitals
turning a perfectly innocent gif into some horrorshow sex act.
you leafs are a disease.

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>horny
>wank
>even more horny

Nope I'm just not a fan of close ups on gross dog jowls. glad to see where your heads at though

i don't really have a cuckold fetish

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Most people do desu

Fuckin' stupid that they closed the casinos. At least I can smoke at home, I guess.

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i also don't like the idea of anal sex. its so gross, like thats where poop comes from. gross that its so popular

What's all that safety info to the left?
Can we see your risk profile?

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That's just a banner talking about it. Basically the "risk profile" is just a self-imposed site restriction. Controls weekly deposit limits, playtime per session, so on.

Honestly completely useless for somebody with an actual problem.

>I'm white and 6'1" you fucking obese cunt. The [ethnic slur] girl I fucked literally asked me why my nipples were pink and it was a huge turnoff.

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You have the better facial features, but i would bet on him if you guys were wrestling naked in a tub of olive oil.

i'm afraid that i will never have sex

I am a master wrestler and striker. I would thrash anyone here.

have you trained in a dojo before

Yes. I am proficient in judo and kenjutsu.

>[ethnic slur]
Nigger?
Chink?
Beaner?

Why do you feel that way? Why is sex so important to you.

>kenjutsu
Which school pussy. I bet you are one of those shimazu scums

The guy he was quoting said chink.

you forgot another question mark

No, that was a stylistic decision.

That s not ethnic slur.

Yagyu Shinkage-ryu.

hi proxyfag

There's a canadian-mongolian i chatted with a while ago that sent me pics, might be them.

sex is not that important but i would like to try it one day. but because of covid-19 i might never have it.

I've dabbled in Komagawa Kaishin-ryu, but I wouldn't consider myself a true student.

Do you have some pre-existing medical conditions? If not, you'll most likely be fine, and society isn't going to collapse in the next couple weeks.

>Yagyu Shinkage-ryu
Post your blade, pretender

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>society isn't going to collapse in the next couple weeks.

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I own bokken for training. I have a gun for real combat, but I might buy a nice battle ready katana one day.

I sincerely hope that corona is an end of history event that destroys civilization as we knew it over the last 80 years.

>battle ready

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katana zero was a fun game

Yes, battle ready. I don't know if there is a more precise technical term, but I mean a properly forged blade, not a toy/display piece.

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i want the us govt to collapse so i could do things that are illegal rn

>$824.99 for katana
>$699.99 for wakizashi
Bit of an investment.

It all fun and games until the illegal things are done to you eh wot

i want to be a merchant

Start crafting metal items in your yard. Make your own swords.

Made one

coronachan is actually doing good for the environment

>3 replies
>1 poster
Who pays you to do it?

Greta get

ok urkel

I'm not a nigger
I do it for free :)

um yes you are black, urkel

Made another
I'm not urkel

bros i'm a minimalist

urkel are you an atheist like Xi?

No also I'm not urkel

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