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So give it to me straight Malaybros
how exactly do they test you for covid19 infection?

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indogs need to be culled

I know there's a swab of the nasal passage, as in a long q-tip into your nose to almost the back of the throat. Not sure if there are other test.

We test if you have severe unexplained symptoms or contact with known case.

It is just a nose swab, a cotton stick stuck deep into your nostril, might feel weird for a few seconds, no pain. Then you wait 1 day for the result.

- Basically same strategy as burgers, i.e. we're screwed

At this point...

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Jose Rizal would have approved of Duterte

How do they even test for the lower lung thing? a stab with a syringe?

Imagine being a civil servant in the Health Ministry, and one day your minister changes from Dr Dzulkefly to Dr Adham. How bad must this guy be for you to now be throwing your own minister under the bus?

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But they still need to be PCR-ed right?
and what about that post of private lab being involved?
How many labs in Malaysia are certified to handle biohazard specimen of covid19 test?

Every country with covid19 will.
Aren't you happy, sicko?

yes
I hope you die you dirty indog

We already know that the virus sheds from the nasopharynx, there is no need to go as far down as the lower respiratory tract.

Not sure, I only know from what the doctors share on social media. My knowledge on medicine is as shallow as a shower

Any tips on getting a job post-Covid19? I should be graduating with a meme degree this year and I got a feeling the US is heading to a 2nd Great Depression.

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#TANYAEB
#ASK
Sebenernya penting gak sih kita mengupload keseharian di sosmed?dan seberapa penting nya orang lain mengetahui keseharian kita?saya udah lakuin gak bikin story di ig/wa rasanya ada yang ngeganjel aja gituh ,rasa pengen nunjukin ke orang orang bahwa kita sedang melakukan sesuatu itu kuat banget hufftt:(
Makasih sebelumnya

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Actually this is the best time to become a merchant. Big companies are dying so no more big guy in the market.

kek

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heh

explain

this proves that women are more jealous than men

Should I go to Malay so I can get tested? (and get better health treatment)

This says a lot about our society

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Rather than getting on a foreign wait list just get tested when the quicktest package arrive.
Its both from China anyway

Fuck off we're full

Our borders are blocked, you have a better chance of testing in Singapore or some private hospital in Indonesia

Singapore is doing blockade as well I think

Shut up we're serumpun.

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I don't trust indon hospital quality.

Only one person for one family can go to the market to buy essential foods. So (1) is a husband (head of family) that go out to buy food. His wife/children are not allowed to accompany him. Number (2) is a widow/divorcee and since she is the head of her family she has to go out to buy food too, alone without her kids. So you know la the stereotype of janda and suami orang when his wife/family are not around.

Rather than hospital quality, it should be the biologist operating the PCR system that you should worry.
But I think the one handling it is the best we had nationally, got stint of studying outside as well.
that, and the radiologist checking your thorax scan, but the average quality one would've been able to determine

Oh, that's pasaraya. I thought it reads PA8ARAYA which could be a malay slang or something.

lol no one wants to be related with fucking indogs

Why would you NEETs need testing? You've been in self isolation for years.

not wrong

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Noooo

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DELET

it's really worrying boomer treat this so casually and thinking this pandemic will be gone i a few weeks

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>tfw I'm a wagecuck
>some guy in my company went to the tabligh gathering
>tfw I worry everyday that I caught it somehow from being in the same office

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Rizal was one of the original chinese haters tho.
Aguinaldo would have loved Duts

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that was wrong
because the data starts from day 2, it needs offest, so the formula is y=c*g^(t-1)
as you can see the prediction data fit with the current data

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>nat'l govt speaks in vagueries during quarantine procedures
>"extra emergency powers" document very detailed down to the fine print of "btw we're overriding the bill of rights :^)"
Pinoys got massively tiktok'd. Have y'all brushed up on your Mandarin?

So its true
India superpower 2020

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it's too late :(

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nyobain ayam goreng aw buat pertama kali :)
bumbunya paling kerasa dibanding kfc,mcd,burger king
tapi aku paling suka tetep ayam gorengnya mcd

I'm having runny nose and sore throat but no coughing, should I call the hospital ?

kok sukanya ayam mcd?

runny nose is not really suggestive of covid

Have you been in contact with any positive case of covid19?
Probably just the regular flu
Self isolate until symtom are more clear

thanks, yeah maybe it's just a common cold

hmmm
karena udah cocok banget sama rasa tepungnya mcd
mungkin juga karena yang paling sering aku makan mcd juga
hehehe

so we're officially numbar wan in Death toll right?

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being locked up in dorm room and only go out to buy food
by God if I'm contacting corona from that padang restaurant, I'm gonna burn that place down

Death rate, yes

Does indonesian tv get shows from Malaysia (othen than upin ipin) or Singapore?

Boboiboy

h-16

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here's hoping for much worse in the coming week/month with how pussy jokowi is to do lockdown

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No sitcoms or drama shows?

I don't think so
I can't name any

Jokowi has no cash reserve left to afford lockdown, if lockdown government must give essential needs to the people according to the law.
Hence we are in this. So hang on tight there.

>sore throat and high fever
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Stop screaming and wore your mask stupid don't infect others here

do you have difficulties breathing?

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