/brit/

do you reckon churches were the deano barrett estates of their day cause i swear they all have that square fort bit

Been doing nothing but getting high and playing video games for 6 days, now mr toil leader has asked me to send him what I've been working on

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more of a fan of frottage iih

You’ve been at for like 10 hours, honestly. I think you’re confused.

how will society change after this all ends?

whatever helps you sleep at night

See

For the leaf

retail toil today. this is what the lads on dday must have felt like.

do not post or suggest the song we will meet again unless it's the vera Lynn version
simple as
end of

kmao @ all of ur lives

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we will destroy pensioners like we destroy horses

You buy all your gadgets and playstations on finance for this very reason, deano. You have no excuse to be going crazy in lockdown

mad how bad flus go around constantly yet no public announcements are made yet this one has halted the world, theres 2 possibilities

1. its being sensationalized to slow down infrastructure and bring down global pollution levels as an effect to buy another decade of global warming as well as an excuse for them to shaft us with record high taxes

2. its far worse than we're being led to believe and there is a genuine panic from top to bottom, in which case shits about to hit the fan

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If the virus gets worse, will the Irish have to start rationing potatoes like in the olden days?

i was thinking handshakes will go out of style but okay

Reckon there’s at least some difference between building up a debt to fight an existential threat and for shits and giggles desu, and at least we’re trying to show our creditors that we pay our debts. Anyway the pound has collapsed.

Unitoil was going online anyway so you'll only ever turn up in person for lab

>Chile
>Get a blanket
HAAAAHHHHHH, you cheeky little clever clever mensch

3. nobody really is in charge and politicians are just obeying the mass hysteria

really pathetic how the cheeto man is blaming China obsessively to hide how pathetically his government prepared for the covid-19
just a disgusting display all around

reckon i definitely have coronavirus but i'm an asymptomatic carrier

Less old people.
They’ll place far, far more importance on preventing and preparing for these kind of things in the future. This is to modern disease outbreaks what 9/11 was to modern terrorist attacks.

No sense in you lad

hello big brain

In my isolation dog cage in the cuckboard to give the wife and the wife's bfs space to relax

explain yourself, chink

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Can see universal basic income becoming more likely.

Uganda be kidding me

How exactly does an asymptomatic person spread the virus if they don't cough?

What a qt
youtube.com/watch?v=Cj1m1md7qyU

just send him a picture of your arsehole

>1 Pound sterling equals 1.08 Euro
oh no
oh nonono pfft
parity soon

hello big kike

Do agree with you about fleabag tbqh

cannot believe there are tranners on legalporno now

Cringe. Take a break.

Mike Pence had a nice article written about him in the Guardian. Except for orange man theres a sense of union between left and right at the moment, not as great but i imagine similiar to ww2

i doubt it will
people will revert to type, even if the corona changed how they behaved.
I would like to see panic shoppers and scalpers treated like draft dodgers.

O
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STOP
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The tower?

just breathe it out innit

They secrete it through their skin sweat, leaving it on surfaces they touch

>coast fc
>blue and white stripes
holy based

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the WHO wont like this one bit

Just breath apparently

most of the "asymptomatic carriers" were false positives

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Sniffles, touching their mouth and spreading their spit over surfaces, that sort of thing
Asymptomatic generally doesn't mean literally asymptomatic, doctors use the term subclinical

was thinking about that. i guess if theres already 5 other dicks right there, what does it matter if theres another flopping around.

I am extremely insecure about virtually every characteristic I have and it makes me extremely depressed and constantly think of suicide

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>now
they've been posting tranny videos since they started

Starting to think the oneitis might post here lads

Might just be my schizophrenia though hey x

Fucks sakes

clinical, subclinical, and superclinical

furries have taken it too far this time

Really like this image

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dont care

hello there reddit

You might feel better if you got off the opiates

good work on trying to kill that subhuman

youtube.com/watch?v=P0-orvi4nAU

inter/intra clinical
supra clinical
para clinical

>oneitis
freak

Yeah that programme is absolute cancer

I never use that word but fuck fleabag.

putting up my hands and letting my heart surrender

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Pack it in.

lol

thought that thumbnail was suggesting something else

"brits"

youtu.be/roswPPr2t3U

yes, "brits"

I like fleabag. Thought it was funny

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Toniiiiiiiiiiiight weeeee arre yooooouuuung

Don’t do it around me. I’ll kill you.

haha what would a white person be doing in pakistan of all places

""""""brits"""""""

x

why couldn't they did this decades ago haha?

wonder what "brits" were doing in pakistan hmmm

Need a gf who is comfortable pounding and kneeing my bollocks

gf bought some anal lube

i am glad they're stranded there because if they're in pakistan then they're most likely pakis visiting the old country

>couldn't they did

God I fucking hate you.

Is your arse ready?

no you don't :3

covid-19 more like combat 18

glad you were here to explain it for the down syndrome sufferers present

sorry mate but they was all out of doritos i had to get walkers, theres a pandemic on for god sake cut me some slack

No one tell this poor ignorant bastard about us and New Zealand

KLUCK

leaders can't afford to not do the same as everyone else

just look at boris

Austerity Tories vs based BoJo-Brexit Tory

*kisses you on the lips and pinches your cheek, making you blush*
You’re just a shy schoolgirl desperate for a kiss underneath that thuggish mountain man exterior

NEED a cute /brit/ poster to eat my arsehole

i wish she was into that desu

the dollar was never strong to begin with

...

stay safe lad

Can you do anything right? ever? just once? Of course not, you fuck up.

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