/brit/ + /aus/

chebs without question
need to be face to face while i cry myself to orgasm

youtube.com/watch?v=OztC_7nkAd8

the choon

There's only one answer
>Aesthetically chebs
>Tactilely bum
Don't @ me with your shit opinions

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The problem with being short, ugly and ginger is that even if I did have a big dick no woman is ever going to know. I'd rather have an extra 2 inches of height and louse a couple off my cock.

bum

exactly

pusy mound

women know if you have a big willy
they have a big willy radar implanted in their genetic code

alri Adefekiyolombay Mukongo

think I've seen this post before

I have brown hair, and a ginger beard wtf nature

>wahhh I can’t get laid because I’m short
cope on, I have some very short friends who have a fairly successful sex life all things considered

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wrong
im hung as fuck but its a chore to make them see it
once they do all their friends will know and its ez sailing until you've rooted them all

The virus is saving Americans from getting shot

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our genetic code is literally encoded to reproduce and willy size does not affect fertility you specky mong

not a brit, or an aussie
but I need to know what the women's response was

ah yes
the molecules over here do thing, so the molecules over there must also do thing

uggos don't count

I wasn't a bumfag but once in college saw the most Kino bum on planet Earth

Women DO not date men that are shorter than them. The shorter you the smaller your dating pool is.

Gave mum her card and flowers, cooked her and dad brekky. Now to have a coffee and read for a while

>muh sex count
fucking average or ugly girls is not an accomplishment

women love a big willer
just flop it out and the deal is done

Women are actual tards when it comes to guessing length.
I assume it’s due to loads of blokes with 5 inch willards going around saying they are 6 inches or something

you can appreciate a bum while still being a chebs man

landlordberg provides further confirmation that he's a bloodthirsty parasitic waspoid

Giving them a nice time before the old 'rona sweeps them off into the next world?

Oh really? all my 5’2 friends gfs have been taller than him

good post but im pretty sure rentberg is the accepted nomenclature

Howling and screaching. Where is that bootlicking Young Conservative spastic that was trying to claim herd immunity was never govt. strategy? Where is he?

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starting a reggae band called UB4000

> nomenclature

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big cheb gf

fuck off pensioner/rentberg you're not wanted here /brit/ is a natsoc general

an anecdote that may or may not be true doesnt change the fact that dating is extremely hard for short blokes

more of a fan of the superior big bum black gf

wogboi

yeah that's certainly a force to be recockned with

get good nigga

I don't give a fuck about outliers lad. Its the average that defines the trend. There's dogs that can skateboard too, but I can safely say that it's such a rare occurrence that it's negligible.

Just said to the gf, with a twinkle in my eye, “Hey babe, fancy putting on a nurses uniform?”

She smiled coyly and asked, “why’s that then?”

“Well”, I said, “it’s before 9:00am. Could you pop to Tesco and buy some bread?”

i am glad that old people are dying and i think we should spread the virus as much as possible to maximise boomer deaths

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My willy isn't big but I'm high test and women know it

>at a private engagement
source: I saw it in a dream

Well if some short blokes can can get gfs why can’t you?
always room for improvement

site manager sent this to all the lads on whatsapp

Just said to the gf, with a twinkle in my eye, “Hey babe, fancy putting on a nurses uniform?”

She smiled coyly and asked, “why’s that then?”

“Well”, I said, “it’s before 9:00am. Could you pop to Tesco and buy some golfballs?”

>someone just pm'd me to say they saw a video of me stroking my cock posted by someone else
im trending

>120028137
Cringed me nut off at this post

>planning to spread biological weapons
hello GCHQ, save this post to be used as blackmail if this guy ever becomes a person of influence

can feel the little man syndrome through my monitor

youtube.com/watch?v=0YHC69wa9JA

Don’t fuck with my art.
Its still a work in progress.

same. very r/CasualUk.

Precisely

stocking up on the sniff stuff. should be fun

doing a poo

nah m8 i'm just a proponent of herd immunity (also culling the parasites)
it'll be better for everyone in the long run

>finish my shift at tesco 30 minutes ago (working extra hours)
>customers have literally made an almost mile long line
>store doesn't open for another 30 minutes and even then normal customers cannot purchase anything until 10am
I should have taken a picture of it but was in no hurry to stay near them.
Irony is that if none of them queued up at 8am in the morning then none of them would have to queue up at 8am in the morning.

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Don't understand how deano and stacey are going crazy in lockdown.
Isn't the whole point that they finance and Argos card all the gadgets and TVs and playstations to keep themselves occupied

what's wrong with you people

supply lines are fine

Who is this guy that's 5'2 and getting gf's anyway? He must be truly impressive in some other area of his life. 5'2 is practically a dwarf.

And I keep telling them this but they're blinded by panic.

I will give any Englishman of Norse ancestry the right to return and hide from Corona in the sparsely populated forests of Northern Scandinavia

mad how no one else has seen my penis irl in almost 20 years

Well you can't just say that and not show us now can you?

peak america

No pretty unremarkable, just a really funny guy. Then again I have quite a few friends that break stereotypes like that, for example one of my other best mates is one of the exceedingly rare asian chads who only shags white girls

lets see the video then

Fwoar Moz's new album slaps
One of his new songs is about jumping off a waterfall in the Northern Territory, Australia
>If you're gonna kill yourself
>Then to save face
>Get on with it
youtube.com/watch?v=w5hQh1QvPGg

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pretty mental thing to get pm'd about

alri lads doing a farm run I'll be with you shortly

time to take a break from wanking

me? just going to play eu4 for the next few weeks