This chink plague is the literal happening you've all been pining for to shake up your boring lives, affecting everyone on the planet in some way and becoming a defining event for a whole generation and memorialized in the annals of human history.
And you're experiencing it all in real time.
Yes
I don't really care that much 2bqhwyf.
It's just that I'm having some stories that I lived in.
Like people who lived in ww2 for example
Yes, I'm absolutely loving Corona, my life is exactly the same but I enjoy the normies sufferin.
My Uni. also put the classes online so it's a win for me because I don't go to classes.
Hope Corona lasts long, maybe we will end up in anarchy and I can rape my local qts
Except instead of getting sent to exotic warzones or fighting a patriotic struggle you get to sit on you ass at home in quarantine like a pathetic neet, truly a monumental event for the history books
>kids gather round: okay so some people got the flu
damn sick story bro
>excitement
I am out of work and living on a fixed income, every bar is closed, and nobody wants to hangout. I am so fucking bored and this shit is going to last FOR MONTHS.
Maybe yall pussy ass first worlders don’t have a story but I just got back from volunteer work distributing rations to poor people and holy fuck it was bad. These people lost their jobs, and now they’re relying on government handouts to live. There’s almost nothing on the streets except stray dogs, cows, and cats and occasional me trying to look out for some ppl cuz I volunteered for this job to get my NEET ass off Yas Forums. Fucking sucks. The plague still hasn’t arrived YET, but my friend got a pretty bad cough 2 days ago so we got him quarantined.
First time in my life I’ve felt some thrill desu.
Indians are the real plague, they breed and spread faster than Corona.
Also Corona does not stink
I'm not excited. We are forced to close till April 7th at the minimum, and we are double fucked because we make a lot of displays for tradeshows and conventions. Who knows when people will stop being afraid of those and cancelling.
I don't know about exciting, but it's got me contributing more to my family again.
To me the enire thing is just meh.
Kinda sucks that the panic retards keep buying all the meat and i cant make me some chevapchichi....Anyhow, it's a bit boring, im playing call of duty and shit
I want this pandemic to become the First Impact
a population of 7 billion people really needs some cut
I'm going to swing by the butcher's tomorrow on my way home from work to see if they've got anything left. You want me to pick you up something?
All this chaos because a slanty eyed chink ate a fucking bat.
:(
My life is not interesting
Anything but hotdog sausages really
The fact that ill be getting government money will be quite the story for my somewhat existing kids from a sperm bank
Honestly all chinks in North America should be the one to face the repercussions. I hope when shit gets bad people remember the slanty eyed devils for what they've done.
as a neet absolutely 0 things have changed. nada. zip. zero
This.
Ahh yes, if I get a cold I'm forced by the government to stay at home and play video games instead of working. Truly a tremendous happening.
Should be for everywhere. Basically everything is closed here or closing for quarantine purposes and the fucking chinks are still gathering in numbers spreading the shit everywhere. God they are subhuman bug people.
Don't care. Life goes on as usual. Still working (albeit from home), still playing video games, still jerking off.
I was thinking beef mince and lamb forequarter.
>Life is literally the same but exams got cancelled and I can watch boomers die
Nice
>I hope when shit gets bad people remember the slanty eyed devils for what they've done.
As based as that would be, you know it won't happen. Everyone will sheepishly go back to the way things were and try to forget that they ran about in a stupid panic.
Do you people really find this shit exciting?
Honestly it’s boring as fuck, I would rather we face a bubonic plague, a war or an apocalyptic event
Fucking flu? Who gives a shit
lmao
>Do you people really find this shit exciting?
>Honestly it’s boring as fuck, I would rather we face a bubonic plague, a war or an apocalyptic event
>Fucking flu? Who gives a shit
You got me
>I would rather we face a bubonic plague, a war or an apocalyptic event
Lol no you wouldn't. Shutup, kid.
Not really. The Drumpf campaign or the Erdogan coup was much more comfier.
Yes I would, faggot
Until it actually happened.
I hope this is just the beginning. I want to see the full blast of the fucking Apocalypse.
>trump
Funny at first, but now it's just sad. Like Americans in general.
>erdogan coup
Was over too soon. Complete non-happening; very disappointing.
>fuck yeah fellow kekerino I hope things get even worse I want to be a looter in a devasted world
no, I am bored as fuck
because this Kung Flu I’m stuck in a military base for fucking forever
a friend of mine was just sent to quarantine because of a fever
if he tests positive I will be sent to quarantine too, and then it will get much less boring.
lol no, this is a historic event sure but my life is never boring and it won't be boring now.
No, not really. I was really enjoying college, finally managed to speak to the two qts I wanted to talk to since the star of the year. Wanted to get my dick wet after a two years hiatus and now I’m here with nothing to do but browse this shithole of a site knowing that my country will be two times poorer than it was before all of this happened. Life is suffering.
The world has not been affected by the same menace like this.
At least you have access to food, shelter and guns once society collapse.
lmaooo
No. I want to get back into the thick of action and out of this quarantine but our goverment is a damned peculiar bunch of ladies.
yes, one day I'll tell my grandchildren how I bravely survived the great toilet paper shortage of 2020
As if you'll have grandchildren.
>this
>excitement
y
If he's an arab, I'm sure he will have shitloads.
>food
yesterday launch consisted of 200 calorie salami and a small bun, because there were almost 5 times as much people in the base as usual
tbqh i had more excitement when i drunk fugged swedish gay niggers asshole without a condom and and had weird itch
for the first time in my life, I was going to go abroad for the Olympic Games in Japan, I collected money for two years
I'm planning on going shortly after the olympics, I can only hope they let gaijins enter the country then
They may miss you as former allies. There is no way for us
haha niggers as an american i can go anytime i want
>> as an american i can go anytime i want
I work for czarnowski and pretty sure I will have no job soon.
sorry user, it will get better and you'll eventually get to travel again.
good. now instead of spending money on some stupid sports shit, you can use it on stuff that REALLY matters. Like an upgraded PC or a good few games, just think about it rusbro
Just tell them what the schizos here are parroting for days haha
>excitement
What a retard
This virus will fuck up the economy and I don't even see any difference irl anyway
Fucking chinks
It's only exciting because my gf is going nuts and we are having sex several times per day.
And we are not even in quarantine, she's just afraid to go outside...
>Chevapchichi
I though Yugos call them Cevapi?