I want to be cremated, takes up less space, theres too many people in the cemeteries!!

I will sacrifice my body to medicine institutes.

>your body literally just being turned to fucking carbon dust
That's kinda what happens over time with normal burial as well

What is the traditional kazakh way to deal with dead people?
Assuming you're not a r*ssian

If you get buried here you will be thrown in a bone pit after a couple years anyway.

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Thank god i'll be thrown into a slap of concrete with 1000 other people for the afterlife.

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Here lies nobody. Who will be remembered by nobody.

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>why yes I did build a house over my tombstone on the cemetery. how did you know?

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1.) your personality isn't stored in your dna
2.) there's literally no reason to resurrect some worker drone from the past

Nah, I remember there was some great guy from 1343 who worked at the Kings farm, who really needs to get resurrected. He lies in a bone pit in Portugal.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rtu1Va-dnM

>If you get buried here you will be thrown in a bone pit after a couple years anyway.
>>your body literally just being turned to fucking carbon dust
>That's kinda what happens over time with normal burial as well
>1) your personality isn't stored in your dna
>2.) there's literally no reason to resurrect some worker drone from the past

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>bone pit
That sounds metal as fuck.

If my crush died, then I would love him to be cremated so I can steal his ashes and drink them up, in that way he would become part of me forever

>NOOOOO SKYDADDY WONT SAVE PEOPLE WHO DECOMPOSED IN THE WRONG WAY!!!

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Pretty sure that would kill you.

Not if you drink it in moderation.

thank god that happened in america so at least everyone will get sued to death

But it's a better idea to eat your crush while he's still alive. Then he has a higher chance of binding to your tissue. It will only take a few hours for him to do so.

she served science and helped research on developing more blast proof military vehicles. Where's their patriotism?

Mick, I have no idea what point you're trying to make, and I do not care to understand it. Good day

Interesting. What's this?

>cemetery needs space
>so they ask the family of the buried person for extra money every 10 years
>or the person will get dug up and thrown into a concrete pit with countless other bones and remains, which gets sealed off when it's full

In many cemeteries you can't even extend it. Only the grave of your child.

ok. Thought they were throwing fresh corpses in there and leave them to rot away

That's why you should strive to be someone extraordinary. Nobody will ever throw away Napoleon's bones.

I want my body to be buried in the moon
I will become the progenitor of the moon people and my spirit will alter them to have a ratio of 3:1 girls to boy
And they will have cute bunny ears

Even a small time duke will have his grave kept.

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Who cares what happens with my body after death

It's not like you can complant about it anyway.

That being said, getting a cool tomb gets you talked and remembered for a long time.

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>Who cares what happens with my body after death

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yeah, but I might get sent to jail

I want to be buried at sea

I mean I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean shove as much shit in there as you want. FIll me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead!

>why yes, I want my body to be hung in a tower and eaten by vultures, why do you ask?

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nbcnewyork.com/news/local/students-find-teen-classmates-brain-on-display-on-morgue-field-trip/1866386/

They are legally allowed to keep parts from your body if you get an autopsy.

Imagine if it was her boob haha
that would be funny haha

I want a sky burial.

Over here cemeteries are in forests.

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>For me, it is getting burned on my longship while hanging with my slave bitches on my way to valhalla

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>The bereaved family's priest said the boy wasn't properly buried without his brain, and thus the parents, after receiving an emergency court order to have the organ returned, had to bury their son twice in a matter of months.

Only semites don't cremate.

Are you aware that they pull out your brain out of your head during autopsy and then put it into the abdomen?

I want my mind to be transported to a machine so I can play games to my virtual heart content.

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>why yes i will pay an american company in california 6 million dollars to cryogenically freeze my body after I die and put it in a climate-controlled vault underground so when someone invents technology to bring back the dead/invoke immortality in 10000 years they'll thaw my body out

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They will make burgers out your body and you wouldn't be able to do anything with it

If you disintegrate your body atom by atom and reconstruct it 10000 years later would that still be you?

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Ignore the gigachad

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Students will play with your tiny benis

I was really flabbergasted when I first saw that in person