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Lads, De

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ahh yes, let me just seek employment in a post-corona society

time to get frugal yeah

jannie won't like this

can't see things ever getting back to the way they were

I have a small business set up for a website i run
if i hire someone will i be eligible for the $20,000 free grant to all small businesses with turnover under $50,000,000
I could just hire a casual labourer for 1 hour a week for the rest of the pandemic and even if he did nothing it would still be worth the free shit

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lads
youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9bAWGEkcE

I'm in lad

chebs-20

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the virgin sit in the front seat of the taxi
the chad sit in the back and lean forward while conversating with the driver

Errr hope this is fake

little adventure

can you link it i cant find info on it

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Scroll to 'Boosting Cash Flow for Employers'

pm.gov.au/media/supporting-australian-workers-and-business

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Moz is doing electronica-esque tracks now, per the new album
interesting...
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might become one of them lolcows

beto spinning in his grave

Western allies vs Germany without any Soviet involvement. Who wins?

this is offensive to australian culture, please reconsider your comments and apologise

Reckon most women have much dirtier mouths now than they did in the past

Reckon it should be ok to knock their fucking teeth out

the neutrals

anyway we can get free prossies for single men into the UBI proposal

ATO has on their website it will generally be based on last years figures. Pretty sure it's also not free money, more like subsidy towards the wage bill? So it's more like how childcare subsidies are paid.

no it isn't
be quiet

listening to soof-yarn stevens

Love Toyotas, wouldn't mind something I can put big shit in for the 2 times a year I'd need it. Actually want an offroader for exploring as I live out in the middle of nowhere and my current car is terrible offroad. And also so people know I am a man of considerable status.

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equal opportunity, women burnt bra's to be treated equally, so you can knock their teeth out

yes it is, australians are renowned for sitting in the front of taxis
qantas even put it in their official travel ads
please apologise

allies, britain held them off alone without any yanks

fucking SEETHING work hasn't closed yet
for toil on monday I'm going to have to navigate the mindfield of public transport with dozens of chinkies coofing on me the whole way
fucks sake

might go into exile in country victoria

Ignore them and sit in the back, me
Tell them to plug my phone in to charge then take the head rest off of seat so I can see out of the front window easier. Sometimes have pocket wank if it's dark

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the boys (allies)

I don't think so
It says it's a tax free payment to help with cash flow

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I kill Coronavirus

well, if you're in NSW or Vic, tomorrow will be your last government-allowed day of not working from home

*wish irl romance were
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood

part and parcel of the hustle and bustle

Even if German wins in mainland Europe, they'd get bogged down trying to hold their new clay.

NEETs love to see it

Just realised my premade gaming pc doesn't have a disc drive.

Guessing it's no good for my uber "business" lol

Everything will be back to normal next week lads

cold hands warm heart

why don't you just buy a defender

Lol same, they have spread the office out so we are about 12 feet away from each other. Stupid, should shut the office as we all can wfh

yeah because they're completely obsolete
had my gaming PC since 2016 and I expressly built it without an optical drive because everything is digital these days and it's pointless space

unless you hire someone, no

I would actually love a Defender but they cost about the same as Land Cruisers here except mechanics are shit on Land Rover's here as they are rare.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banqiao_Dam#1975_Banqiao_Dam_flood
bloody 'ell

the international cabal of doctors are pulling the wool over our eyes here lads

need a 1 line summary of this essay

Does anyone else remember Scomo addressing the nation to say everything's fine, go to the footy like he will, and to keep acting normal? Feels like it was just a week and a bit ago

predicting the findom industry will be contracting significantly as all the coomers have to divert their discretionary income to paying rent
a worrying sign of things to come for the global economy

big fan of vaginas me despite never seeing one in person

>Feels like it was just a week and a bit ago
I'm pretty sure it was last week kek

Or as I have taken to call them Dr.aesh

200,000 chinese people died in a flood and the government covered it up until 2005

express.co.uk/news/uk/1258549/UK-coronavirus-latest-London-virus-spread-disease-NHS-doctors-hospitals

about fucking time

Yeah they're so useless it took me two years to realise lol. Just weird that things that seem permanent can just fade away . Physical media in general is irrelevant now.

Really? they're rare there?
>mechanic
if you want an offroad sort of vehicle you ought to be prepared to work on it yourself. that's part of the experience. can't be stranded by yourself and not know how to work on your own rig

maintenance, part replacing and basic trial and error to figure out problems is simple. a monkey could do it. I didn't know anything before I got mine and I'm very confident under the hood now

all the anglo head of states have been shown up by this

I remember scomo telling everyone to buy 2 weeks worth of food then turning aboutface the other day and telling everyone to stop panic buying

stockpile at least 2 weeks worth of gf

16 australians died in the 1974 brisbane flood

my funny post has gone unnoticed so far

Scomo is not your head of state

yeah moz's new album is alright

He is the de-facto head of state. The Queen and the royals don't really do anything other than show up once a year wave their hands and waste tax money.

ahaha, what a funny post lad, just noticed this

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i know that too how embarrassing

got an actual chuckle out of me

chubby emo girl from 2007

The governor general is your de facto head of state, they hold reserve power. Your one has even dismissed the prime minister before

napalming london is the only way to protect the english countryside (the beating heart and soul of britain)

I care about each and every (non-yank) one of you lads

Yes we know, what he was probably referring to was the Australia Act of 1986 passed by both the Australian and UK parliaments for the bicentennial which completely neutered the Govenor General

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why lad? i'm a cunt

So what? You hate me because I’m American even though I never did anything to you?

I bet if you met me you would be my friend, fucking assholes

Also I’m a very drunk right now but you’re fucking dickheads for judging me just by a flag

london as usual the epicentre of everything wrong and evil

>A person born in 2007 is now a teenager

be quiet kyle

My name isn’t Kyle

the life of one countrysideman is worth the life of ten paki londoners

cheers legend, likewise
you're alright

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ten thousand*

If I die, I die knowing that I have experience peak the dominance of America on the global stage
God Bless this country

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bedtime lads xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx dont die xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

why are girls so cute

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strength in numbers lad

ah right my bad DaQuise Hernandez

goodnight lad

people who notice and get upset by this are an utter state
its like 2 scoops

girl FROM 2007
ie same age i was
presumptuous nonce

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dickhead I was just making a new observation based on your reference to emo culture and the year 2007 which was longer ago than I thought

not what he was saying i dont think lad
think your defensiveness might be slightly telling

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*nonces you*
now whos telling

I'm so angry over this I need to play some Switch to calm down.

Try braiden fucking Asshor

aye

UK Twitter users when #wanking starts trending:
>makes me proud to be british im laughing in my cup of tea xDD

UK Twitter users when Rotherham muslim rape gangs get mentioned: dont be racis we r global connected : ))

big goblet of tea, scrambled eggs bacon black pudding a fried egg 2 sausages and a wank then a shower more tea pull ups and moz

cartoon freak

Rate

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