/cum/

I'll have an Japanese or Chinese gf one day. Maybe even a Korean.

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>posting this as the west crumbles while China recovers

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taller than u?

Very unlikely, but I wouldn't rule it out entirely.

Huh?

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This song was unironically based
I mean the 2012s

Urkel is black lole

Do not bully Urkel, he could beat you up.

if I was a cute anime girl, I'd suck urkle's pp

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>barry white
>he's actually black
who writes this shit

>bro trust me my dad is China I know these things
>what? no I don't have an actual source just trust me bro

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animes where the protagonist has a power in his right eye

urkel is such a bootlicker

isn't that what he does for a living?

mad to think that statistically you will come down with the rona at some point. it's only a matter of when

source is here
47news.jp/national/new_type_pneumonia/4632600.html

translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&rurl=translate.google.ca&sl=auto&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=https://this.kiji.is/613670768729441377?c=39546741839462401&usg=ALkJrhihMKMvAHBnTD1imTGUEK9LNsbc-w

just run it through google translate

>just run it through google translate
no need to
As a chinese man I am fluent in mandarin

given that the vogue mode of 'cide in america is mass shoe 'ting
i wonder how many will occur upon diagnosis

more likely people will go postal over losing their jobs

>want to fap to some anime titties
>brother few meter outside my room playing minecraft on his computer talking to his friend
GO TO SLEEP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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weird, you'd think a chinese man could distinguish chinese from japanese

i'm not losing my job(and thats a bad thing) :/

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i wank when ppl are awake
idc

I realized the source was In Japanese after clicking on it
It still doesn't deny China's handling of the virus versus the west

Nothing wrong with defending the country you love

Absolutely paranoid about it because I live in the Seattle Metro area and my mom still has to work

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Weird, I see /cum/ but it's like a /Sino/ thread

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i'll help you by suggesting you play literally anything else. Things i'd play with /cum/ in
-tf2
-overwatch
-AOE2:DE
-minecraft (maybe)
-downloading warzone as i type this

The problem is he is on the table right outside of my room, I can hear him typing and he can hear me wanking if I start

heh
watch this

S/CUM/ gang we out here

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We have a chinaboo itt. be patient with his autism

W-what about league?

how loud do you fap?
he shouldn't be able to hear you?

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I don't fap too loud, but my chair creaks which is very telling

just tap on the floor

If you play nintendo switch I am a better person than you.

i want to belieb

I want to fap on my computer though

is it possible to practice xanax blackouts to the point where you can act normal subconsciously?
in other words, I can take xanax on monday, black out for the whole week (with maybe a re-up or two in between) and come to friday afternoon already at home relaxing ready for the weekend, and no one suspects a thing

>check flags
>its a jason post
>"I'm better than you"

absolutely howling

>mfw I get coronavirus

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is this a tranny

If you detain a prepstashraider in coronamadmaxworld is it better to turn them into The Gimp or flushem down the terlit in reecespieces

by the end of the 70-80% of /cum/ will have had the rona. fuck im pretty sure im a carrier

I'm usually a very humble person, but I'm over that lately. I AM the best and I should be king.

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wouldn't you like to know??

>I'm usually a very humble person, but...

gay*

>can i reliably black out for a week
user i dont think muhammed, blessed be unto him, would approve

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its ugly and looks like a man

>I'm usually a very humble person, but...
>reddit space
>gay*

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odd that youd post a picture of yourself there, j-gay

>dildos and whips in the background

>I should be king.
Don't sell yourself short, God-Emperor is more your speed.

I was going to quote him again and post another soyjak, but I decided not to.

>get recommended BF1 video
>decide to watch it
>character has black hands

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t. fag

>claiming godhood
This kind of hubris is exactly why you're not as powerful as me.

How many Presidents can you name?

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the fuck happened after Johnson

monarchy is pretty cringe

Country went to shit

George Washington was the only good president

al gore is not my president

>monarchy is pretty cringe

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Carter, Teddy, and Ike did literally nothing wrong

>authoritarian governments are bad

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>wanted to sleep
>did the opposite
hmm

monarchy is based

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objectively speaking, yes

Quads of truth. Which is why its better to have a chief executive elected by whomever performs better in the rural regions of a country, who then has unlimited power to bomb whomever he wants and pass executive orders

you may win on will, but physical might? not a chance.

I'm pure muscle. I look skinny for the ladies, but I possess deceptive strength.

George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Alexander Hamilton
something Van Buren
Abraham Lincoln
Ulysses S. Grant
Deight D. Eisenhower
Ronald Reagan
Jimmy Carter
Richard Nixon
George Bush
George W. Bush
Bill Clinton
Hill- OH WAIT HAHA
Herbert Joover
Woodrow Wilson
Lebron "Blowjob" James (LBJ)
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
Barrack Saddam Hussein Osama
Donald Trump

ok tell me why you think monarchy is not cringe

No, I won't tell you anything. I will simply become king and have you executed for counter signalling the divine right of kings.