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Are sights tricky to mount if it doesn't come with them on?
Are all the pistols the same caliber? What's the differences between them?

if that one lad figures out the go with withdrawing super let me know
cause if anyone can do it I might pull a couple grand out

Y'all gonna talk that shit right up until the plague raiders start popping up watch

lock me down

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hewwo fewwow furfwends i am a big wuving inflatable dog 0w0 WOOF woof cum pawp me!!

The chink is a furry too? Despicable

You never know it was the peak until after it's happened

im not chuffed at all lad
old mate big kev knew the go, but scomo admonished it
then when he reniged and pulled his own big-kev, it doesn't even benefit you or I, the everymen
not good at all

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Its a start, anyway.

what makes you think I even watch tv
it's legacy media, I don't read newspapers either

Holy fucking shit dudes, if I've read this right they're increasing the dole by 550 a fortnight! For a limited time at any rate. And apparently The 750 one off payment is to be doubled as well. Goddamn, if only our NEET ancestors could've been alive to see this day.

Havent washed my hands in five years. Shant be doing it now

So how much do you get then?

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When you consider what the second most intelligent species has achieved (be it chimpanzees or gorillas or whatever), I'd say we've done alright.

need all the NEETs rounded up and put into death camps
refuse to pay for their parasitic existence for one more day

I'm trying but it looks really recent. The reports are less than an hour old and they are all behind paywalls. May have to wait a bit,

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Ma lost her job because of this corona shite

only really after shitting and/or wanking

WAYHEY-HEY!!!!!

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the latest studies have confirmed that dolphins are more intelligent than humans
we'll have to accept silver unfortunately

"Black Paint" by Death Grips

Punk.

this was all I could find:
>The Government will allow people to access up to $10,000 from their superannuation this financial year and in 2020-21.

People will not pay tax on the money they access, and withdrawals will not affect Centrelink or veterans' payments.

Quitting me job to become a full-time NEET again

i'm just a dime a dozen rickety bitch niggo

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All it took to realise that your job is meaningless was a flu lol

i'm happy enough that I don't have to trek to the job center every 2 weeks for now

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basado y rojopilled

>when someone you don't like does something nice for you
just fuck off

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you never had a job chinky cunt

Well, I suppose my NEETbucks will go from 710 a fortnight to 1260, plus a one off bonus of 1500 dollars. And I'll be able to access 20000 grand of my super over the next two years. I don't know yet if the government will tax the fuck out of it yet, I'm having trouble getting more info.

Ma retired at 50 due to """"""""depression"""""""".

Righto lads, cause of this NSW lockdown my WFH schedule will likely be moved up
You'll be seeing a lot more of yours truly during daytime hours, wahey

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I must've missed the joke cause these little fucking faggot creeps are feeling vitriolic today, clearly.

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kill em with kindness

1260 a fortnight? That's basically what a minimum wage earner makes here after tax

I got cucked hard because work says I have to use one of their laptops to wfh so they know what I'm doing
extremely grim because I was just going to watch youtube all day

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This is what calling it 'The Chinese virus' results in

youtube.com/watch?v=6vzBWCBJxhg

we should never have let the chinks in
we should've listened to pauline hanson

are you whining about people whining about your whining again?
do something productive

shut up you blubbering fat cretin

Pog

Want to kiss the nape of her neck

I don't mind this one so much.
Clever gimmick, t b h.

thats shite
gonna take the work laptop home with me but do all my work on my home office computer
whats stopping you from using your own computer for yt on the side?

I hope we can definitely confirm that this will be available to NEETs. If anyone needs a helping hand it's us.

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kpop desu

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Nah not really. The entire rifle is made up of a handful of primary components, a bunch of springs and a few pins. The sights just lock down unto the rail running along the upper receiver with essentially a setscrew, you do have to adjust them to sight them in if you want to hit what you're shooting at and that takes some work.
The top left pistol is a Ruger LCP, it's just a little .380 you can clip into your pocket
The one to the right of that is a Ruger LC9, basically the same gun but larger and chambered in 9mm. I work all over the state, that one comes with me everyday concealed in a waistband holster
Bottom left is also a Ruger (shocker), its their fullsize 9mm American pistol
Bottom right is a Canik tp9, its the odd ball in the bunch and I'm not a big fan but it does fire 9mm ammo reliably

lol chinky took off his name to dish it out
wouldn't want the thread thinking you're uncool now would you, chink boy?

you've just bloody got a helping hand
but nah can't hate you NEETs, have been a NEET myself, I know the go

kill them all

blurgh tv bad

shit, they might have to cancel work for the dole too. I'd be up for that in a few months time.

Mas a slut so she's not even 40 yet

whats pauline hanson got to say about covid-19

Why'd you think I was talking about you?
Give it a rest you little fag.

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dunno

Me in the background

yeah could do that but I was hoping that it would be a really laid back arrangement and I wouldn't have to do anything but they've gone full adolf hitler nazi and I'm literally going to be doing all of my usual tasks
despise toilberg

what do you lot make of british people then

british people built the modern world

Got me days reduced so I only work three days a week.

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said "people"
as in... people
if i'd said "me" then fair enough

easy on the booze em, you'll need your brain in the future

They're great and we need more of them here.

single? how young will she go?

yeah,
ah well keep the laptop open, do your work on it, they can't watch what you do on your own computer though lad ehehehe

my opinion of chinks gets worse and worse no matter which outlet of media or entertainment I check out, either viciously cruel or hilariously fake.

Hey man, I was made redundant after 7 years of working my guts out for my last job. After all that effort, they just fucking disposed of me. Fuck this world and fuck our corporate overlords. Read this book and free yourself.

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very easy to get along with, online and irl
hence me being here

Uh-huh. Sure thing pal.

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just get a fit note and say you cant bare going in lad, ive not been in 6 months

david graeber is a turbo brainlet

aye lad been there (not 7 years mind you, but been dropped without notice)
know exactly how it feels

>david graeber is a turbo brainlet

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heading to the office every morning is unironically my favourite part of the day
love the metro commute
love the morning coffee
love seeing everyone out and about going about their business
love saying hi to the colleagues
love coming in on time
love setting up for the day
love that first click of the mouse

I definitely did say people
you lost, be graceful

he is

me too to be fair. I'm always the first one in

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imagine working at one place for 7 years lmfao
I jump ship every 2 or 3 at the latest for a higher salary

So at last we see who the really "essential" workers are and, surprise surprise it's none of youse lot.

Booze isn't really so bad for writing, actually. I guess some people can't fathom it but that's cause they don't do this kind of thing anyway.

there will be no tax and you'll have access in july

>he isnt part of a close-knit Yas Forums stream site
major yikes

glad people like you enjoy it so people like me don't have to

Havent been to the job centre for 16 months lol

HUBADA HUBADA HUBADE OOOWwWeEeEeE

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toilberg has broken you

How the fuck is the aussie government paying for this?

boom thanks lad, do you have a link?

Nah, I don't think so.
Thanks for trying (still, as its apparently necessary *still*) despite the fact that I...lost the exchange?

we're not a tiny meme country with 6 people and a few sheep like new zealand so we can afford things

from the guardian'd article on aussie second stimulus cba finding it again

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With all the money they've leeched from the australian taxpayer obviously. Australia is a reasonably large en=economy, considering how small we are population wise.

Half the planet is bankrupting their governments to keep people and businesses afloat at this point

Toilborg has installed a chip in me brain to ensure that I remain productive during quarantine

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She prefers them old and rich

could unironically see this happening, and your overzealous coworkers and management would tell you to "just be thankful you get to go to work"

>we're not a tiny meme country

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Uh huh...

fucking seething because everyone else gets paid vacation for the next six months but I still have to go to work
NEETs are god's chosen people

By issuing bonds on the market

well you're not tiny but japan is definitely a meme country

>depression

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Do not dip into your super for money that the government will eventually be forced into giving you in a few month's time anyway. They're trying to shift the cost of a frail economic system onto you, but it won't work because it won't be enough to cover the fallout. If you can afford to wait, do it.

HAHAHAHAHA

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is this favourite creature or the other one

why is our boy being used in twitter screenshots

gigachad is normie as fuck

>*steps out infront of a bus going 80 Mph*
Ah yes, finally free.

I just shared a lovely meal with my family.
We all brought our own food and chairs, sat outside, and maintained a constant 6ft bubble around everyone, especially my parents.
It was hard with a toddler running around, wanting to hug his uncle and grandparents.
But despite that, it was comforting.
This family gathering would have made most people laugh in disbelief a few weeks ago.
But now it’s the new normal until we’ve been free from exposure long enough to relax… a little bit.
That’s about 14 days, though even that might not be long enough to be sure.

the lads

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NEETS have suffered and endured more than the jews throughout history

Blessed be the NEETs; for they shall inherit the earth

The real gamble here is either continuing to operate under the assumption that things will improve and your financial situation will continue to matter, or embracing the fall of society and cashing out early for the sake of your survival.

Don't worry, the job creators can just pick themselves up by their bootstraps and trickle all that money down

Who's going to work the earth to feed the NEETs?

I'm happy for you but

Christ.

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the manual wagers still being forced to work

I don't even mind Native chugs.
They're fine really.

Beaners are cringe though (and a separate species.)

same lad unironically, really well said

huh, that may well be sound advice, thanks lad.

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So the NEETs own the earth and do nothing while the workers work it? That's just normal capitalism

state of that skinnyfat one

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You know why the stock market here got shitty so quickly? Because the guys that did well in it all share information with other elites and sold off their holdings early... because they knew this was going to get worse.