/brit/

Drying some tofu lads

lockdownc oming gang, gonna spend it working out and reading, what're you planning to do?

Only recognize "Devo" and thats a pretty fucking RANDOM xD band to be invested in.

yes you did
be quiet

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found the pere ubu fan
actually i didn't

playing video games

Pipe down kid

studying ancient texts and wanking

shes so pissed off that her 15minutes are up lol

do you not recognise R.E.M.

rancid chink rat

shes so peng i cannot even believe it

much much uglier than the real thing

greta toilberg

Question: If mutts pull up are you gonna back your bredren?

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you little freaks are sperging about it.
Reckon its...probably not worth it. (as it almost *never* is)

neet runt

Do you have many food supplies, Em?

he has a pack of cigs and some booze
what more does a man need?

ems a gay virgin lol

Pipe down kid

Believe you me I have my friends pulling for me...and I pull for them.
So, you can get lost with anything else.

haha

Yeah, I have enough.

it's true i'm a gay virgin i love dicks in my bum big hard thrusting cowboy cocks in the showers at ram ranch eighteen naked cowboys wanted to be fucked eighteen naked cowboy cocks wanting to be sucked

with a tranny dad?

Soaking some mushrooms lads

classic, so true

Laying in a puddle of my own semen. Feel free.

lets be respectful and call her a mum

of cases that have had a resolution 12% have died from corona lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=VSFnmM12LOQ

took the daughter hunting lads

proud of you mate we all knew it glad you got it out there

playing some classic gags on ems are we? hahaha get in my sons

thanks x feels good to come out

Typical autistic faggot gets too into right off the bat.
Quit standing in solidarity with these fucking absolute bottom of the barrel freaks and I won't look at you like you're a total waste.

ever think about old friends you used to have and wishing you could go back to how things used to be

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ahahahaha ems gay

wahey

hey emmett you dropped your gay card

heckin' homophobic of you much?! yikes! let's do an unpackerino of this

having a read

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Not a good sign coming from the guy who is obsessed with using "projection" in a dubious context.
You trying to tell us something, mate?

not nice mate very rude

emmett do you have a PC?

not really
anyone I knew before 2006 was a cunt

Nah, most people are a waste of time myself included.

wanking to chicks with dicks

em = poo

one of my friends from high school got locked up for noncing. fuck that guy

youtube.com/watch?v=l9fN-8NjrvI

Banger, don't pretend otherwise.

thrilling

wanking to men with vaginas

Pipe down kid

Bit of a quickdraw cope there.
I got your number ya little gimp.

120020840
hahahahahahahhaha wahey wahey wahey wahey

ITS MY LIFE
DONT YOU FORGET

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well nsw going into lockdown motherfuckers, holy shit

Alexa, make Scotland independent

>you trying to tell us something
yeah that you’re gay LMAO

Seething.
Nice autism you little queer.

bet you get guy's numbers all the time you shaven-legged homo

ai weesh ai could mek sweet lurve to ma chérie fille

sucking a grandad

reckon emmett's into being fisted

>poo south gayles

haha wahey willies in the bum wilies i love them so much sucking them fucking them getting them shoved up my backside hahaaa willies willies williees x

ARE PEOPLE IN THE UK CRONIC DRUNKS?
youtu.be/awe0-HkA3dw?t=83

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Oh, you're the actual faggot aussie that dresses up and shit aren't you. All makes sense now.

i am

brisbane basically is. went out for dinner last night and the CBD was so fucking quiet that it's more lively at like 5am than it was at 7pm.
the only people out were chinese having a grand old time

Admit it, your mates are soft

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The apocalypse happens and my fun car is on stands and in pieces in the garage. Fitting.

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You’d love to see it

had a falling out with my best friend after high school
always wanted to make up but I put it off
then he committed suicide

told a psychiatrist friend about emmett, agrees that he's a closet poof for sure

>closet
not anymore honey x

Source lad???

Remember when you (tismo-leaf) had a big dramatic whiny fucking embarrassing meltdown when I did this same thing to you?
See, its just silly. But you cannot take it like you dish it out. Not at all.

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who's he scoping out brothers

willies willies willies willies bums bums bums men's bottoms willies willies willies willies haha

Embarrassing.

em's getting angry at thin air again

sure sign that he loves boy bums in abundance

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d16e83972b0f

i love women remove the wo

One of my favourite album openers of all time.

emmet actually messaged me asking for a photo of my dick as ajoke, didn't think much of it at the time but now its all starting to come together

em's not my mate that's for sure

I think you invest yourself too much into /brit/ as a substitute for actual social connections. Just a casual observation.
I don't use it for that same reason, but thats just me.