/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

is your job safe, /cum/?

pretty underhanded of bernie sanders to create and release the coronavirus just to prove himself right on every major policy issue

Yesterday was my last day lol

Fair enough.

It's "essential" but I'm likely to be laid off in the coming recession/depression.

Have you given the show a watch? You might like it.

>these don't have a heart, it's a bit like major corporations
kek

recession is already here according to most economists

My job is but we sell to the military and disaster response organizations, so who knows if we'll be around in a year.

Are they going to hire you back when this is all over or is your company actually going under?

there is a hilarious video of a kid playing guitar on youtube where you can clearly hear his parents having sex in the background, i think hes hispanic, do any of you know what im talking about? im trying to find it

When I was like 13 yea. Wouldn't be for me these days.

They don't know lmao. They said they'll keep us posted and probably they'll hire us back. I heard our boss crying though so there might not be a company in 2 months or whatever.

I don't blame you. Season 1-3 was pretty much the peak, the show lost its touch after that.

Just watched a video of a Komodo dragon eating a deer alive so now I know God is dead

>I heard our boss crying
Sorry but I had to laugh.

Leaf living off swedish gibs. My "job" is safe.

Feelin' kinda at ease tonight. How are you guys doing?

How thirsty will women be for dick when this is all over

I ripped up my useless windowsill potato crop and swapped them out for green onions from the supermarket. They’re quite easy to maintain and grow very quickly, so I’m looking forward to having that as an accoutrement to my unpalatable canned/dry foods. Would recommend

Is 3 inches big enough?

Depends.
Length of your dick? No.
Stack of money? Yeah.

Very. They all flooded onto Tinder as soon as quarantining started because they were already bored. It seems to have calmed down now that they’re afraid of dying, but it’ll be back tenfold when this is over (in two years or something haha)

>water wasn't boiling
>wrong burner was on

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How do I get Swedish gibs and Swedish gf (female)

horny but ok

>in two years or something
Don't say that bud. That's a nightmare.

he might be right if this has multiple waves (read about the spanish flu)

We need to normalize wearing masks during flu season like Asia does

I hate loose women more than anything else.

It’d have to at least be N95s and not those gay useless surgical masks that they love over there

Even a relatively less effective mask like surgical masks can have a big impact if everyone is wearing one

I want to smell the feet of all Taiwanese girls

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There are always silver linings. Just think how much easier it’ll be to get a good job, how much cheaper the real estate market will be, and how much less money will need to go into social security and medicare after the boomercide. Many younger people will die too (about 20% of US hospitalizations are people in the 20-44 age bracket), but as long as you make it through alive it’ll be a brighter world at the end of the tunnel. No one likes to hear that their parents or grandparents may die, but there are pros and cons to anything. This might read like psycho shit but you have to take your whitepills where you can get them in times like these

boomers found reddit meems

they do that because of pollution though not to spread illnesses

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I have never heard a single econ person in favour of helicopter money or universal programs for everything. They’re mostly neolibs, with a few ortho-marxists. Extremely rarely you run into an ancap/lolberg retard
t. econ major

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>Trump blames lack of hospital masks on Obama
Really Makes You Think

>small_dog_moving_incredibly_fastly.jpeg.

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Trump is stinky poopoo

we're fucked

Does Tigre have panties on his head

haha woah, this the new one?

Too lazy to do the math... How many days behind Italy are we for confirmed cases?

It's literally a nothing burger
Italy has low level of type o blood (protective), second oldest population in the world, high obesity (yes really) and a stupid culture of licking acquaintance cheeks when you meet them.

Italy had the same number of cases as the US has now exactly one week ago. It’s hard to compare though since the US has a much larger population so when it explodes the numbers will be crazier.

lowest IQ post ITT

You're not allowed

Backwards baseball cap
Ken Griffey Jr style

I'll join together with that leaf friend and we'll both paint each other black from head-to-toe. It's foolproof

Redpill me on the main 4 blood groups in terms of ‘protectiveness’ for the coronavirus

Good plan bud

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You can't

you're kind of fucked man

please stay safe