/brit/

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i shall have 1 ostrich egg please, garcon

1 box u imbecile

gordon Ramsay's daughter is cute as

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how do i achieve this natty?

he has 3

Anal fisting 10x10 every day for ten years
Creatine helps

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>Estimated 2 million jobs lost during Corona thusfar

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my foots on that pedal
im pulling on that throttle
hittin on that skunky
and swigging a bucky bottle

grim central

legit though how does that anus even function? shit would just fallout of him

>serious replies only

oh boy she has no idea

mum made me have a shower and throw my clothes in the wash when I got home

Alan, has nineteen penises

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it's not going to be okay is it lads?

the time to prepare for this thing was months ago and preparing for this means cabin in the woods in the middle of absolute nowhere

we're fucked

if you're gonna get killed by the flu then there was never any hope for you at any point in your pathetic life

It's literally just the flu

nhs staff this nhs staff waaaaa give them free stuff open the shops up just for them!!!!
fuck off
most of them won't have even seen a Corona patient

*strolls into /brit/*

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it's literally the black death 2.0

wake the fuck up

every nurse I've ever seen who looked over 25 was fat as fuck
they'll be fine, better than before probably

how do you come to grips with your own mortality?

after the first suicide attempt generally

need to marry a norwegian woman desu

youtu.be/3zwGzm4ntUU

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>woman
then stop posting that tranny

that's a man, baby

Modern technology has well and truly ruined the intellectual life for high-IQ folk like me. 50 years ago, a man with my intellect would have spent 4-5 hours per day reading complicated books, becoming incredibly wise in the process. In the modern age, due to the masses of information available by technology, I spend about 14 hours per day reading things that are of absolutely no value whatsoever (e.g. /brit/).

Put your faith in God

you're not an intellectual
you're just another cunt who lacks self control and will power

how do i do this?

if you were actually intelligent you wouldnt waste your time reading nonsense and would seek out important texts

theres no reason why you cant be reading something important right now instead of Yas Forums

by realizing that death is eternal peace and it's guaranteed, so there is nothing you need to worry about

I am an intellectual but it's simply not my fault I live in a world where there is so much easy technological distraction.

The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.

In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.

you're a whiny little brainlet who's not even smart enough to realize how he's blaming everything else for his own inability to prioritize his own time and activities.

Read Aquinas, realise that you can't refute any of his arguments, and then start reading the rest of it and taking it seriously too

>5 dates and never kissed the bird

Howling

>babby's first existential crisis
snore
if you can't get over the fact that you're gonna die some day...you shouldn't be allowed to discuss anything more thought-provoking than play-dough.

however much fits up your ass. an eggload.

Got a rice woman gf

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youtube.com/watch?v=6L8rAfD4HE0

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La creatura niño...

same

Its not going to be okay, a lot of people are going to die, maybe even people you care about. But you’ll get through this, the world will keep spinning.

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Browsing /r/FemaleDatingStrategy

brits are the most spoilt selfish and entitled whiny pale cunts in the world
disgusting little gremlins

THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS FULLEST EXPRESSION.........THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST...........A HATEFULL IRISH, FRUSTRATED, JEALOUS, WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE MANY OF YOU, THAT CANNOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS AND VENT THEIR OWN UNHAPPINESS OF A POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO WASTE. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS HURTS !!! Already what they would say, the IRA, the terrorist branch of the irish

IRA: THE IRISH WANTS to BE RACIALLY ENGLISH AND CULTURALLY SCOTTISH. With what valid argument can the poor and sad irish author of this post refute me?. THE ONE WHO GIVES LAUGHTER TO US IS YOU AND YOUR POOR ODIOUS LIFE. THE IRISH, as said by many notable people, Is A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE in THE WORLD, FROM the INDIGENOUS, WHITE , ASIAN, JEWISH, TO MUSLIMS, ETC AND therefore, THERE is NOTHING IN IRELAND OF VALUE OR IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT IRELAND GIVES THE WORLD IS THE IRISH: A CLUMSY, SMELLY UGLY SUBHUMAN. THE IRISH CUISINE? SOME POTATOES THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GROW!!! AN IRELAND THAT IS ALREADY CONDEMNED, POOR, AND DISGUSTING

How would you ever be able to enjoy yourself?
Even if you avoid dangerous situations you could just have a fuckin' aneurysm.

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Don't be depressed lads

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Listen upp here old pal .... *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems ... ehhh... the first wiggler rally in Luton... AHHH RELIEVE!!!! ... Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse... Ahhh.... waggler they called me ... *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh.... Ahhhh... the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986.... I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey.... We would gather... Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam... waggling our Willies in record speed..... AHHH RELIVE ..... CUM!!!!!

And you are... what exactly?

Dunno I'm in a pretty good mood personally.

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dont listen to his bullshit. Believe what you want. Only put faith in something if you truly believe, don’t try and force yourself. Death is an inevitability and everyone has to face and come to terms with it on their own.

no youre not youre
guess what genius? the distractions youre complaining about plague literally everyone else including actual intellectuals who still somehow manage to get work done despite your braindead thesis that shouldnt be able to because muh distractions

ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper
>step 1: grab your willy
>step 2: waggle it up and down!!!!!!
>step 3: even tho it hurts waggle it to FULLJOY!!!!mmHHHHmmmmmwaggleurwilly;))
>step 4: CUM WILLY JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!myWIIIIIIIIIILLLLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No physical intimacy comes naturally to me. I was always so hyper aware of all the simple shit, like giving her my coat, touching her thighs, putting an arm around her. She said she didnt like PDA so I was always on edge about making her uncomfortable doing anything with anyone around. Later admitted she didnt care about PDA near the end and was just desperate for me to kiss her. Cant blame her for not bothering waiting anymore. I wouldn't waste time on me either.

this is why there were all those 17th century polymaths i think

Only got a gaming PC like two years ago and don't have to deal with any of that stuff, I guess they fixed it.

>dont listen to his bullshit. Believe what you want. Only put faith in something if you truly believe, don’t try and force yourself. Death is an inevitability and everyone has to face and come to terms with it on their own.

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what about the bible?

ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>yes waiter I’d like to have some plain white toast, hold the flav-
>hold on, what is THAT?
>CALAMARI!? OH NO HOW TERRIFYING ON A COSMIC SCALE AHHHHHHHHH
>OH FUCK IM GOING WICKETY WACKETY BONKERS CRAAAAAZAAAAY
>IMAGINE IF THOSE TENTACLES WERE IN SPACE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOO
>THIS IS HORRIFYING THE UNIVERSE IS A DEEP DARK VOID FULL OF MASSIVE SQUIDS AAAAAAUGH I THINK I’M GONNA CTHOOM!!
>OH NO I’M CTHOOOOOOMING HRNNNNGGGGGHHH TENTACLES EVERYWHERE NOOOOOOOO
>IS THAT...IS THAT AN OCTOPUS? WUH AAAAAAAAAAAA I’M GOING INSAAAAAANE!!!!

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nah
I'm from the future
this plague only kills around 25 million

>someday...we'll both be dead
>DUDE R U DEPRESSED
Way to miss the fucking point entirely you small brain fucking muppet.
Go directly to Jail. Do not collect $200. Start again, from the beginning.

>Believe what you want. Only put faith in something if you truly believe
>proceeds to tell you what to believe without evidence or cause

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jesus christ i really hope i don't have to listen to my neighbours shitty music practice every day

who should i play as in eu4 lad

fucking hell clogwog

been playing with my willard a LOT since this whole stay at home lark started

Like this meme

any lads remember when tim posted pics of his willy on twitter including some with cum dripping off?

absolutely disgusting shite it was

>NOO THE SIMPLE ACT OF READING BOOKS MAKES ME SMARTER!!!!
go outside you utter pseud

is this man depressed

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I CAN'T FOCUS ON ANYTHING I JUST POST HERE FOR 6 HOURS A DAY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

dont get mad when people don't like your xenu shit. Im not sure theres anyone on the planet who hasnt had “christians” try to shove jesus up their throat and ass.

what do you call a brit with corona?
good, fuck you

Mummy told them they'd be rockstars, good luck.

Government is only testing people with a history of overseas travel or close contact to people with a history of overseas travel/people with the virus.

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england, if you got it on steam get the no voltaire in kongo and the extended timeline mod

watch this documentary:
mega.nz/#F!p5cw1CjA!Xd_RQvYOTqFWfVR0krYDjQ
he was a proper Yas Forums tier sperg

probably a little
but he's not going to acknowledge it and instead just grown his sorrows in booze

mmm
beer

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Don't start with that imo. You need to know why you're reading it before you start reading it

he had serious mental issues and was afraid of everything outside his house

Does this look like a man who gives a fuck???

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Contempt?

He's whitepilled

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yeah, watch this: fascinating how much of a loser he was.

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well i have bibles but i dont have aquinas

Might have to settle for roadie instead

Looks like a man who very desperately wants others to believe he doesn't give a fuck

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Think I’m broken and incapable of love lads. I’ve had sex and had girls have crushes on me but I just don’t feel anything for them at all.

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I know he was a hard core autistic and Yas Forums tier but he still married a Jew.

Can't, quarantined

im saying he has to figure it out on his own. Believing peoples religious bullshit is always a scam or setting yourself up for disappointment.

Thought this was Pewds from the thumbnail

well yeah, Yas Forums is the same
incels will settle for anyone they can get