/brit/: Bristol Rovers edition

The USA is a fascist terrorist state.

missus chucking an absolute fit

Realising the only time I've actively enjoyed living was when I was dating an old friend. Wondering what that means for me.

Lebanon is a vegetarian steelworker state.

See? I can just put random bullshit adjectives on countries too.

why are you allergic to discussing British culture? you'd fit in better over at /cum/

incel

have sex

i love her so much bros

>Germanic + Greek

Cannot think of a more perfect, better constituted union, the Apollonian and Dionysian in harmony and union

The virgin Messi

The chad Maradona

Simple as

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My daily self-isolation pozzed morning routine
>drink 2 liters of water because I'm a mouth breather when I sleep now
>2 ibuprofen for the banging headache, dead arm and sore throat I wake up with
>vitamin D because I can't go outside
>zinc incase that HCQ study is right
>vitamin C incase Yas Forums is right
>multivitamin because my food supply is limited because I cant shop and have no friends

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wonder how the shaggers are doing with all this self-isolation business
must be losing their rag

This is all that matters now

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it's a fact that the USA is fascist

believe me it's not as good as it is in your head

Hang in their pal. Just keep thinking of how great you'll feel after it's over.

feels

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Will I fully relapse if I do mandy or lucy?

mowwww

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Beginning to realise that Dubai could be Global Capital City in the future if Neoliberal Globalists get their dream of a global government

they said not to take ibuprofen

Mate had to cancel a party at his gaff and was complaining HEAVILY in the group chat

been having some vitamin C and garlic me

why

it's a fact that you're bent

This but the jobcentres in Liverpool

shagged more birds than yank media you've consumed kid

the ones with zinc in them too?

got the isolation gf probably

You're a really dumb person

>taking anti inflammatories
>ever
lol

Homosexuality is promoted by fascists to weaken the proletariat.

raises chance of death to ~50%

cheeky little prick

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

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you don't want to be around when the white man finally cracks

Why Dubai? Its pretty remote albeit provides a good transport link between Europe Asia and Australia, New York would make more sense when long haul flight technology improves, flight to from NYC to Sydney have started

tremendous generation defining post

>ah, the youtube algorithm i see we meet again

oh no

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don't know, not a doctor, just google it

La Liberté ou la Mort!

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is that your excuse?

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I can never know whether the gook in someone's twitter profile picture is them or they're some kpop autist

dunno

Must be why over half of commies seem to LGBT

Who would win in 1 Global Economy vs. 1 Spiky Boi looking for a host to infect

im so pissed off the gyms closed, that whole winter bulk for nothing if it doesn’t open again in a few weeks

Jesus, I fucking lived on them in the Army.

i did it seems to be total bollocks
bbc.com/news/51929628

Hello /brit/ friends.

heIIo reddit

it's bad news mate, it stops your body from fighting it properly. don't know why but the NHS advises against it

g'day

>>taking anti inflammatories
>>ever
>lol

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Not gay, simple as.

FOY

before they were silver, we were gold

hello mate

because of a bunch of fake twitter screenshots from people 'who know a doctor' lol

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How did you know

There's some evidence NSAIDs interfere with immune response, big thing with Covid comes from France.

why do they always have a massive fucking knob

the scrannington

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Lads I actually hate fleabag like omg

Haha Chad does anal with me xdddd

Haha I pretend to care about my beta ex boyfriend xdddddd

I would

I have to sneak out of the house to go to the park because my parents say I shouldn't. I'm 27.

Fascism is inherently gay

HOLY PENG

I think it was the French Health Ministry letter rather than anyone's twitter, but whatever.

don’t care virgin

Fuck this self-isolation, I'm off to the land of nod.

state

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>that
>massive
sorry about your plight mate

It's literally cope. It's people trying to give push possible blame off themselves. "He died because HE made a mistake, not because I brought the virus into his house"

>Irish army
Based?

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The primary inspiration for Nazi Germany was the USA. Lebensraum was but an attempt of the German bourgeoisie to achieve Manifest Destiny.
theguardian.com/uk/2004/feb/06/race.usa
globalresearch.ca/secret-history-the-u-s-supported-and-inspired-the-nazis/5439236
slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/03/nazi-germanys-american-dream-hitler-modeled-his-concept-of-racial-struggle-and-global-campaign-after-americas-conquest-of-native-americans.html

lovely brapper

Lads I fucking hate fleabag I fucking hate fleabag I fucking hate fleabag

ahhhhhhhhh

my fucking god

honestly what the fuck

i actually hate this

seriously

wow

am I an incel?

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>1 (ONE) hour of Gordon Ramsey hating food

Hoo hoo hoo bois this quarantine is good to go

cor

That's literally like 5.5 inches with a semi. Thanks for the ego boost though lol imagine thinking that average nob is big. Mine must be massive then fs lol

link? BBC said that was a false claim spread by twitter and whatsapp
NHS are recommending paracetamol over ibuprofen but they admit there's no science behind it just a precaution

love that crust

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If Tarquin were a pizza Jesus Christ state of that

The Johnson govt is to launch a "wartime" attack on Britain's elderly by forcing people over 70 into isolation for four months. A 2012 study showed isolation killed the elderly. Having destroyed state social care, extremist UK governments are now culling the expendable. Fascism.

Somber day fellas

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Gash Eads?

that was uploaded ages ago mate t. watched it as soon as it was uploaded

had 5 separate dreams of fucking my sister last night lads kept waking up with a monstrous erection

we're waging a war in our minds and souls