/brit/

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turns out you don't need bread and circuses just bread

what is the good shows on netflix?

dubs

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is that....

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my gf

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Thats mboko

Complex post for sure

is she legal now?

Ozark
Narcos Mexico

norms bringing the gang back together

youtube.com/watch?v=u8xZQnAnOoE

genuinely, genuinely, wish that was webm of her

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No its a tranny.

no

>her

mad how a tiny metal ring and make someone absolutely REPULSIVE in an instant

For those who didnt vote

strawpoll.me/19586813
strawpoll.me/19586813
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Provisional IRA men are burning in the lake of fire and brimstone and will do so for eternity and you will soon join them

work is closed till april 7th due to the state lockdown, no pay
they are covering 100% of my health insurance cost
but they aren't sure how things will be after the 7th

given she's got an onlyfans one would hope so

just pushed an Israeli tourist down the stairs in Angel tube station

Almost all countries have inaccurate figures about how many virus cases they have, the numbers they report being far lower than the actual numbers

However I wonder if there's a single country on earth where the numbers they report are far higher than the actual number...

LOL. Give it a week or two.

thats a man

yikes

I use a metal cock ring when I have sex

You know, it didn't occur to me for a long time.
But I think we might be running from the meat of the matter here.

I think

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Wait, this ISN'T the Norwegian tranny? Wtf

Not really a fan of womyn

And that’s not being misogynistic

Or homosexual

But idk

There’s just something deeply unnerving about them

Their perspectives are always utterly fucked up

Haven’t seen you in a while guttersnipe, how’s the quarantine treating you?

powerful image

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Run out of things to wank to during lockdown already

She's literally better looking than 90% of biological females
How?

Business idea: remove the nose ring for God's sake.

Me on the bottom right

this one looks off topic

deep

i have nigger lips like she does

not an attractive feature on a man

some women are like that yes

Basically what I'm saying is, I think those kind of women are confused sexually.

how would you spend your free £1700 a month lads?

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She wouldn't have this problem if she was vegan

powerful yet staged

Boomers are based, simple as

Really forgot how much I love the chemical brothers

youtu.be/UVrwzjtBHq0

The video for this is patrician

>she
it's a dude

Not a fan of how manipulative they are either

>she
its a man

£700 on cocaine
£500 on beer
£500 on menthol fags

>only 22 people follow rebecca long-bailey
Oh no no no hahahahahhaha

Was just finally getting out of my lonely NEET rut and now I've been forced back into it by society haha

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spend it on cocaine and niggers

That's not how Twitter works

put it towards the cost of a new laptop

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Funny how every Yas Forums leftist is considered a racist alt-righter to mainstream normie lefties

sick in the fucking head
get off Yas Forums some time mate if you can no longer distinguish a man tranny freak from a woman

the hands are always what give it away

in a deflationary asset (my bollocks)

yes lad

warra fucking sesh that’d be

have you ever witnessed a group of women comparing their own personal history of sexual abuse?
it's honestly disturbing how open some of them are about it

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hello incel

Seriously though imagine going to cop a squeeze of your gal and you just get a handfull of hard muscle.
No thanks.

hate when you make an accurate observation about a group, and it applies to the majority of the group, but because it doesn't apply to each and every member of that group, people will dismiss your view as an unfair generalisation

fake news

me too de lad, waiting on the new MBP I reckon

S'alright really. Got back from Paris on Monday morning. I mainly work with D.Ed students so I've little in the way of online to do. Doing some welfare running for foreign stoods (all faculties) who can't or won't go home.

Miss fucking lunch.

WeirdChamp

youtu.be/8semdd0ZTko

fucking spastic idiot

Literally nothing, I could quite easily starve to death on it cause I'm so pathologically frugal.

youtube.com/watch?v=3zwGzm4ntUU

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huh? how'd that happen?

SHE was daddy all along 0.o

fuck off

going to make a internet bot tomorrow lads. what should the bot do?

Why? Are you intimidated?

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>noo I know one exception to what you just said!! *throws you out of the window*

anyone else think this corona thing is way more serious than is being let on?

GPT2 bot trained on /brit/ posts

how would I know

>2 NHS staff on ventilators

Just a flu bro

repulsive

just tell them to shut up. solves the issue 100% of the time.

based

Was sorely tempted by the new i5 MBA released the other day but apparently the cooling is shit. Considered the 16" MBP as well but I really have no need for that much power

reckon it will be the fabled 14" MBA for me too if they ever release it

rorke on the ropes

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getting "trapped" is such a bizarre deranged person fetish
where did it even come from? I'm going to blame the yanks, they're always the source of this sort of degeneracy
>haha cody dude, imagine like if you went to the booby sports bar and there was this girl there and you took her home to your condo and you got her naked and it turns out she has a dick! like dude what would you do in that situation haha?

theres no way thats a man

I have a strong stomach.

for me it's a small amount of muscle

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– the UK in the 80s

/brit/? more like /shit/ lmao

friendo
pass me the benzo

air is substantially clearer just from a few days of reduced traffic

MrDestructoid

poo

only closet bendoids are into muscley girls

for me it's /brit /

audibly sniggered at this post

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looks like lucie from love islands ripped sister

*hits too close to home*

Based but her arms are a little too ripped for my tastes

Hate how men I say I like muscle on a girl people assume this rather than this

got the pet nigger in self isolation in the shed

thats a large amount for a girl, esp. the arms

mental how boring your posts are

hello rorke

no?

Imagine the wanks.

women shouldn't be noticeably muscular
just looks wrong

>green industrial revolution

this is literally just rewording the green new deal that socialists push in america

fucking hilarious how literally every aspect of british life nowadays is just a cheap ripoff of american culture

Lockdown day 59 in Wuhan

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Yeah

nvm she’s perfect

wait in the world of norwegian underage trans we can go fitter

youtube.com/watch?v=7tStUH2eqfA

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relative to the entire female population, sure

but in terms of 'girls who are muscly' it's small compared to varbies and the like

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oh right
might just be me and the weird fuckers I work with then haha

>all dancing in front of a mirror
LITERALLY narccists

So problematic, I can't even.

I also want my woman to look like a ripped bloke with two glued on fake tits.

>the world of norwegian underage trans

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wuhan isn't on lockdown

imagine your gf being stronger than you

bet the closet-cases that like muscle girls ITT are DYEL twinks

Fuck off and never darken /brit/ with your presence again.

WTF is wrong with chinkies?

fightdogmeat.com/2020/03/18/yelping-in-boiling-water-pan/

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hope she has a black bf

ive got very cokey with girls who say their sexual abuse history and it's very unsettling

fuckkk me its only half 10

days be long

One of my colleagues has a family member there. Hasn't been out of his apartment building in nearly two months.

I'm qualified to talk about this
real men know what they want
only weird men want shehulk gfs

You must be a skinny little shit if looks like man's body to you.

It's disturbing how open women our about their sex lives full stop. Dread to think what some of my past conquests have told their friends about me

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life back normal in wuhan
china strong!
chinese efficiency solved corona crises in 2 month! (because we build hospital in two week!)
chinese numbers good we no lie

what did I even buy at the supermarket

might pre-order the Last of Us: Part II

but then with games if you wait a few months you can always get them for like £15 on eBay whereas they are £50 new. However I also want to play the game immediately to avoid spoilers

The historians don't tell you this but when Britain was raided by Scandinavian Viking warriors in the dark ages the vikings weren't bearded manly men but cute feminine teenage trans girls

You mean you don't want a she-beast to suplex you and be your mummy?

yes it is

the second they lift the lockdown cases will explode there again
the only way to safely lift a lockdown is to have 14 straight days of no new illness and even then you have to prevent reentry into the area so cases arent brought in from outside

OpieOP

youtube.com/watch?v=7n1TiOQBVhs

decades of communism

Why does she have to be stronger than you? Wanting a girl who lifts is just wanting a girl who shares your hobby

festival slags are so fucking fun

I'm well built, and you're well bent

why is there no traffic then

there is no cultural norm of empathy for animals in China

make of that what you will

My mild cough is no longer mild. FUCK

Nah I used to think this but unironically I think it's the Chinese people themselves that's wrong- doesn't matter if they're under communism, capitalism or feudalism, they'll always be soulless bugs

Almost loss

If I, the everyman, am annoyed by China fudging the numbers and telling western governments to apologise, then western governments themselves must be fucking livid

Ah yes

youtube.com/watch?v=SJp7jLRGOqY

Signing up for Universal Credit as you dont have to go in to prove you're job hunting

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Not a thick bulging masculine vein in sight.

just part of their culture innit

Bit racist.

me howling at a funny post

ever argued with someone and they try to say "i studied X at uni i think i know what i'm talking about"

PepeHands

dont worry mate will give jacinda a call and tell her to go to level 3

I am a racist.

Fuck off, you racist bastard.

the chinese must be punished for unleashing this virus on the world

american nuclear doctrine calls for the use of nuclear weapons in retaliation against an enemy who uses bioweapons like the novel coronavirus we are now facing

mental that people are under mass house arrest everywhere from argentina to california, new york, belgium, spain, italy, france, kuwait, hubei and the philippines

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tbf i would trust someone with an economics degree to make an assumption on the economy now and again

Think how horny the single girls will be once this quarantine is over. First night back clubbing it'll literally be impossible not to pull

funny how if you don't know how to assert yourself you just die a virgin

literally every single day of the week

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>Dread to think what some of my past conquests have told their friends about me
*shudders*