WAAAAAAH I can't socialize for a week and can't have sex with CHAD I'm GOING MAD

I was a NEET before corona but now I'm starting work at Wal-Mart. Figured it was either now or never.

do they realize many people live like this?

don't hate em for it but they act like it's unheard of

i just wish i was friends with them

>tfw your family hates you so much that they are making me stay in my room for the entire period of government advised isolation

they don't even hate me for a good or fair reason. they literally hate me because i enjoy learning about the worlds oceans. i read lots of books on the oceans, like looking at and printing pictures, collect water from different oceans etc. i've never confontred them apart from when my dad ruined my indian ocean water by pouring chicken vindaloo in as a joke. but they say its 'creepy' and 'we don't want to spend months hearing about your favourite types of saltwater user'.

it hurts badly. i don't have friends but thought i could play board games with them. Yes i am designing a board game and yes it is ocean based (the goal is gonna be to collect as many ocean waters as possible in a world where there are 2000 oceans of my naming) but i would have happily played monopoly.

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based jacques cousteau neet

cringe attempt at humor

Wtf
What is your favourite ocean and why?

...

based ocean poster

>if you dont go crazy from a week indoors you are an incel
Fuck women and fuck whiteknights. Can't believe how prevalent they became on here. Used to be you got fucking memed to death if you acted like a little bitchyboy orbiter.

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand.

>my dad ruined my indian ocean water by pouring chicken vindaloo in as a joke
Based dad

Are there any oceans you haven't seen yet?

To be honest, the most stunning ocean I've seen is still the atlantic - the west coast of scotland/ireland is pretty damn good

Whiteknight beta orbiter faggots are fucking EVERYWHERE on the internet these days, it's staggering. Why do you think camwhores make so much money? And why do you think cuckold, interracial, humiliation, etc. porn makes so much money?

bruh i dont, its just that some people do and its a personality thing

baded bantering dad

why are the commonwealth people so ignorant?

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The extroverts going insane is hilarious. Those vultures never care if other people need space - why should we pander to their necessities?

If you're an oceanographer, how did you get quarantined to your room, instead of an actual boat? Where you would do all your work?

If you don't go insane locked up for months, you're probably mentally ill. If you go insane after onky a couple days, you are also probably mentally ill. I unironically believe hyper-social people are deranged. There's nothing wrong with having fun hanging out with your mates. When you have to talk to someone else every second of the day to remain calm, you have some serious problems.

bean boy grows up

Whats your favourite ocean?

>I unironically believe hyper-social people are deranged
Might be true desu
Especially since what is considered normal differs between cultures

Unironically same but my dad also likes ocean stuff as much as I do :)

Do you also like rivers and lakes?

> Yas Forums's tilelover ladies and gents

This. Started running and making shit.

Confirmed blessed post.

As society becomes more technologically advanced, these people need to adapt to isolation
Otherwise you should just die

>my dad ruined my indian ocean water by pouring chicken vindaloo in as a joke.
Fucking kek

this but unironically also why deleted

i mean it makes perfect sense
>don't want to be around people
>public places full of people
>all the public places are now empty and you will never get such an opportunity in the future probably
>you can now enjoy going to the store and outside when the weather is good

This

kek same

>tfw I've been home for a solid month
>don't even care about corona
>not even quarantine here
>it's just my life
>never leave pic related unless I have to

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>where there are 2000 oceans of my naming
I did not know there were that many, I guess I know now

I was reaching the end of my rope staying at home and was just starting to go outside again after 5 years.

Clearly that was a mistake.

why?

I'm going insane from isolation and I'm nearly 30 and want to finally turn my life around. I just didn't want to live my whole life like this.

>poor widdle Sven's safe space

Yeah but why was it a mistake to go outside? Because you got reminded of what youre missing?

>poor
My parents are actually extremely rich.

Because 2 months after I started going out there was a mass pandemic and now I know what I was missing, yeah.

I was going to look for a job too, grinding leetcode.

its funny you chose poor from all those words, regardless good for u
i too spend most of my time playing vidya

I chose poor because the rest is true. It is my safe space. I don't like going outside.

Public places being empty also means you stand out like a sore thumb just being there so that could be just as bad depending on your specific hangup

>boardgame of 2000 named oceans
gives it away too easily, kek otherwise a 7/10 bait

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*attention whores

same, corona-chan is for hikikomoris like us fuck normalfags

extrovertards be like "t-think of all those things that already experienced tons of times I'm missing"

>the virgin chad vs the CHAD virgin NEET

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