From 0 to 10 how panicked you are?

from 0 to 10 how panicked you are?

i'm at a 8 right now

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literally zero bro

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I have a sinking feeling I bought SPY and AAPL too early

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>DON'T WORRY, it's just a flu, bro
>okay, it's actually worse than the flu
>DON'T WORRY, this will stay in China and a few Asian countries
>okay, it's actually spreading to every continent
>DON'T WORRY, this is not a pandemic even though it's spreading everywhere
>okay, this is actually a pandemic because it's spreading everywhere
>DON'T WORRY, the risk of you getting it is very low
>okay, you actually have to practice social distancing and stay at home so you don't catch it
>DON'T WORRY, you don't need to use masks and gloves, they do nothing
>okay, we are running out of masks and gloves, which are essential for protecting healthcare workers
>DON'T WORRY, we have it contained
>okay, it's actually not contained and we have to close the borders
>DON'T WORRY, there is low risk of community spread
>okay, there is actually significant community spread
>DON'T WORRY, it only kills boomers
>okay, it actually hospitalizes and kills young people, too, and permanently scars the lungs of survivors

>DON'T WORRY, this will be over in a few weeks/months, the supply chain is safe, no need to hoard food and supplies
x ----- (You are here)

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if my grandad dies I'll be homeless but he's healthy and somewhat young. otherwise idc

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I'm not really that panicked, but I'm contemplating the remote, yet possible, even that both my boomer age parents + my sister her husband + my grandmother could die from this because they are all in the high risk category and I know they would not do the steps necessary to treat themselves. That would leave myself and my sister's 3 children standing a year from now.

>tfw I will never have children and grandchildren to tell the story of the great Flu Manchu that brought the world to its knees

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In general, about 5.

About chingchong bat soup bong flu, 3 despite probably being sick with it from Sunday and because my parents were likely in the same room as one I'll be in isolation for a while.

Only thing that bothers me, is that i went to but medicines for both my grandparents.

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Like 3, not even for me for the elderly really.

8, my lungs have been feeling weird for several days now

Summer will sort it out

Based schitzo.

About 10 but then I listen to some Lo-Fi hip-hop beats to study and relax to and it goes down to about 9.5.

8

It's mostly because I live with my parents, who are both elderly and with health issues, and I'm afraid to catch anything and pass into them. Otherwise If I lived alone in another city I wouldn't care less.

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I'm 2.
I'm actually worried not enough people will die. This virus is just what the world needs.

>just a flu
Technically correct
>stay in China
I don't think anyone believed this
>this is not a pandemic
It wasn't at the time
>risk of you getting it is very low
opposite, risk of getting it is stupidly high; getting it and actually having symptoms is comparatively low
>don't need to use masks and gloves
it is useless outside of sterile environments and sanitising procedures. also big difference between PPE and filtration masks
>we have it contained
Ha, no, first outbreak probably escaped the country in November. Big unidentified flu wave happened in UK shortly after, was almost certainly a COVID strain
>low risk of community spread
No one has ever said that, that's literally like calling water dry.
>only kills boomers
It only kills those with pre existing conditions, affecting middle aged people and up more severely
>the supply chain is safe
I mean, it is, we're dozens of steps away from noodles and vitamin tablets, and that last step is particularly secure.

How did past pandemics like swine flu die away tho? I can't remember

Congrats upon becoming a parent user! And sorry man, make them drink tonic water daily.

like a 5. Mostly worried about the economic fallout than somebody close to me dying

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Nothing to lose and everything to gain

Their symptoms were massively visible, and affected everyone noticeably. This disease is arguably more dangerous because the majority of carriers have mild symptoms or are just asymptomatic, so it's far harder to contain.

I was more worried yesterday but I'm at a 3 now, we had relatively few cases today and we're going on lockdown way earlier than euro countries.

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5. I'm worried about what's going to happen to my semester.

Lol lockdown. Unless you're planning to lock down permanently going forward, there is no point.

I'm a 4. I'm mildly concerned with its spread, as well as the impact in the economy of my State. But well, life goes on. Plus the only close person in the group of risk has some crazy high immunity.

0. People make it seem worse than the Spanish flu, there is like 0.1% of casualties of that pandemic. Bunch of faggots, I hope I catch it so boomers leave me alone.

350 million will be infected within the next 20 days.

>I hope I catch it
Enjoy permanent lung damage!

>It wasn't at the time
Did you know that people have the ability to predict things using exponential mathematics?

wtf is exponential mathematics?

Bro the only way you would get any kind of permanent lung damage would be if you actually had pneumonia. Lungs are pretty resilient. I smoked for years and I can do intense exercise again no problem.

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All is going according to keikaku

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>Bro the only way you would get any kind of permanent lung damage would be if you actually had pneumonia.
Yes, and if you catch covid-19, you are likely to get pneumonia.
>I smoked for years
I would be very, very worried if I were you. Good luck!

6. I have bank debt and my income suddenly dissapeared

i was 1, but now after the death of a doctor in his mid 20s im panicked

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actually sick rn. if i develop a cough it's all over.

I know, but it's not a pandemic until it actually is.
>why not think toward the future
Humans aren't good at that.

You get lung damage every time you get the flu?

Wow, we got ourselves a little middle schooler kike over here.

not panicked, it's easy to be chill when you have nothing to lose.

based

7.5
it's unironically just a flu but it's so goddam fast it pretty much crashes any NHS instantly
i think we're reaching the point where the only solution is to let over 75 y/o to die at home to not occupy resources

>hip-hop

I expected better from Balts

mild panic, don't really care if I die, but I occasionally think of things I should've done instead of shitpost on Yas Forums and play dota

Sweet jesus please let me get fucked up by this virus and die instantly

k can you please expllain what is "exponential mathematics"?

3 (a bit concerned)
Kinda worried about getting sick and spreading it to the rest of my family and possibly permanently affecting my lung capacity, which is bad because I'm a musician. Concerned it might make my job search harder
Not very worried about dying or societal collapse
Just been washing my hands more and touching my face less, that's p much it; I live a pretty isolated and sedentary life to begin with.

i dont care if i get the china flu since i wont be going near either of my grandmothers in the near future. i'm just worried that this will extend into the summer and my vacation will get cancelled, or i'll run out of booze.

0.25 (coronavirus wont bring the revolution)

7

Mainly due to the whole 2 week incubation thing. I'm still not sure how that works anyway.
Can you really start showing symptoms 2 weeks after coming in contact with the virus or is it just very particular cases?

11/10

I am on the verge of mental breakdown pretty much every day.

I suffer from what I call "apocalypse anxiety" - extreme anxiety and distress caused by fear of world ending events. I go through life-ruining levels of anxiety whenever there is possibility of a pandemic, a breakout of WW3, nuclear war, or whenever the topic of climate change is prevalent. I obsess over it and spend hours compulsively reading everything I can and sending myself deeper into the pit of despair thinking, "we are all fucked".

The situation of coronavirus right now is genuinely like something right out of my fucking nightmares. I keep thinking any day now I'm going to jolt awake, and it will be December 2019 again, and it'll turn out this was all just some horrible dream I had induced by my anxiety. But I'm not waking up. It's not a dream. It's reality.

I don't know what to do, I don't know how to cope. I don't want to die. I don't want my family to die. I don't want the world to end. I have so much I still want to do with my life. Everything that's happening right now is too much for me. The only way I kept my anxiety in check over the years was reminding myself to "relax, apocalyptic events don't actually happen in this day and age, global war isn't possible anymore, diseases which wipe out hundreds of millions aren't possible with modern medicine". The past few months have fucking destroyed that. I now realise apocalypse is 100% possible. All my coping strategies are fucking gone. And I'm going into freefall. I'm fucking losing it more and more every day that passes.

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None.
I've always want to live in a period of chaos. So far it's not even near from what I expect let's see I'm the next month where they say the Brazilian healthcare system will collapse.
I want to see government crumbling down and people looting the stores. Etc etc

Eris hear my prays once more.

lol

relaxed as fuck tbqh, i hope the vaccine never happens anD wE end up having to use hazmat suits and civilization ceases to progress. i no longer feel like loser if theres no social and economic ladder to climb

:-)

Makes sense i don’t remember it because i don’t remember people panicking as much
This one seems a bit traumatizing

solid 7

Are you being serious? You don't know basic algebra? Exponential functions are just functions whose rate of growth increases as the related values being measured increase.

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I hope the world burns

>from 0 to 10 how panicked you are?
About 2/10.
I really need to take a shit but the delivery dude is on his way.

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mild panic, as I'm not Brazilian and I've been here since 1.11. I should return home at the end of April.

I have a feeling I will be stuck here, who knows how long

0, just sad :(

I thought I was the only one.
And you are my countryman too?
Shit's getting cooler by the day.

Based

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>I've always want to live in a period of chaos.
>I want to see government crumbling down and people looting the stores.
Why? Do you not worry about what will happen to you? Do you not worry someone comes and kills you or takes you as a slave to be beaten and tortured? Do you not want to continue living?
Honestly I'm getting sick of you suicidal doomers who turn your desire to kill yourselves into a desire to want to see everyone else killed. You make me sick.

imagine you're gringo in Brazil like me and that is planned you need to stay one more month.
My company said they will evacuate us if shit hits the fan here

I'm getting into mild panic

I wasn't panicked before but now I'm at a 5. I'm scared for my job, and since I'm a seasonal worker it could fuck me up bad.

That's why we must stock up on weaponry

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OP is just dumb, he probably meant that corna vírus spread follows something like x^y, and for more that people use "exponential growth" to explain things to lay people that is how it works cause if it was an true exponential growth it would never stop till the end of humanity, cause exponentials do no decrease. What does pandemics follows is what is called logistic curve and mathematics models to predict things uses calculus and differential equations a long other things to get to does curves and no there isn't a field in math called "exponential mathematics" hur dur.

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It's just nice being in a happening for once

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my sister got fired today. she's a cook in some shitty restaurant

imagine how big shit could be if economy gets fucked, virus by itself maybe will do less damage