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Saved that creepshot and posted in your thread

sneed

weed

Weed stores are considered "essential businesses" in California

I sure wish I had some weed right now desu

think i'll buy a fifth of bulleit, a fifth of titos, and some dude weed before everything shuts down. not a heavy drinker so it should last me a while

lets make a deal /cum/
you buy me an epilator and ill be glad you did

>tfw no californian gf

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Try Russian Standard vodka instead, it's a bit cheaper and very fuckin smooth

They don't look like that

AYY
>*picks up hockey stick*
HOL ON 'ERE
>*eats poutine*
WHAT'S THEES ABOOT
>*pours syrup*
HOL UP A SEC
>*ice skates*
WUTS YE ON ABOOT EH?
>*lights joint*
YUR SAYIN THOT
>*receives medical treatment*
THIS YANK OVER ERE
>*puts on denim jacket*
NOT TWOO COLD OOT T'DAY
>*becomes hypothermic*
YUR TELLIN ME THOT
>*apologizes*
HOL UP
>*starts hunting*
TIS AIN'T TIM 'ORTONS EH
>*blesses the queen*
BUT HOL UP ERE
>*burns down the whitehouse*
ERR WE GOIN OOT FOR A RIP THEN EH?
>*jingles coins in palm*
WHATS YUR TELL ME IS
>*takes out chapstick*
YOOER GOIN ON ABOOT
>*puts on toque*
LEMME GET THOS STRAIGHT ER
>*slams a mickey*
SORRY ABOOT THAT
>*hops on snowmobile*
ATTACHE TA TUQUE!
>*avoids bear*
DUDE
>*trips over chinese tourists*
WEED BRO

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>They don't look like that

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thanks for the update

Here in Nevada, they're staying open, but they're only taking pre-orders and only allowing like 5 people into the store at a time.

I see some of my posts in there oh jeez

Get a life

My face feels excessively warm

made a new meme it's bad

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I admitted that I was wrong in another thread and I got called a retard, I've learned a lesson here

is that you fk

Might go unspoken, but people appreciate that kind of modesty

pretty good

I prefer indecency

test

Ya

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do you have corona

Of course you do.

Should I go out to get more quarantine weed? Or should I stay inside and actually start doing school work. I’ve been almost permanently high since classes were cancelled

shant be doing that

Not yet....
Quite restrictive self isolation rules in effect now!!
We shall overcome

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How about indulging me?

Get your work done then go get more weed

iphone oligarch

be cute and be nice to me

But what if the stores get completely closed in a couple of days? One of them in my city already is shut down completely

Can't verify personally since I don't smoke, but I've heard good things about the online stuff. Look up Mail Order Marijuana.

my aunt used to use one, now she always has to draw her eyebrows on. looks funny

why would you use a epilator on your eyebrows???

Then get more weed but wait to smoke it until you get your work done

Gonna need a little somethin' from you first.

buy a couple ounces, and just stay indoors until the wuflu blows over.

From what I've seen you already have a little something

she was lazy, and liked drawing them on more than taking care of them, maybe they didn't grow in very thick. she probably used it on her mustache too.

youtu.be/yz7Cn3pHibo?list=PLPK4scY62uOP5cCqTvNABudoza-Co2gng

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whip out pinky, show him what a real gentleman's sausage looks like.

Get edibles. Better for the price and smoking puts you at more risk.

What's a little extra?

wish you were more modest you penis posting degen

I'm sorry bud. There's some things you have to do sometimes.

edibles still aren't store sellable in most (Canadian) places yet. It fuggin sucks

Something you'll never get

You break my heart Swede