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How many of those in the UK are not Tory?

The absolute nerve of some businesses asking us to support them during this crisis, when they won't even support their staff by giving them sick pay.

>Tim Martin of Wetherspoons “There has been hardly any transmission of the Virus within Pubs”

for me it's torquay, jewel of the english riviera

I’m “working from home”

Am I insane or does she look way better now?

Abs always make a girl look way better

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Blue board.

99.2% of deaths in Italy have pre-existing health problems.
This is all overblown

listening to the president of the united states talk is not an easy task

Ricky Branson telling everybody to take 2 months unpaid leave when he could pay everybody and not even notice the money gone from his vast fortune

To prevent the spread of germs, people have been told to sneeze into their upper arm. instead, people have been stockpiling toilet paper. This upholds the long standing belief that too many people don't know their arse from their elbow.

just eye candy. she can't act for shit

cant unsee hope solo

that sandwich looks like it loves to travel and will love my dog more than me

my hours were reduced but it's highly likely i might get laid off
really worried about the company being in trouble if this keeps going and i won't have a job to come back to

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did you know that he named it "Weatherspoon" after his geography teacher in school who was named Mr Weatherspoon because he told him that he would never amount to anything

BBC radio 4 tier joke

>Every year more than 500,000 people die in England and Wales: factor in Scotland and Northern Ireland, and the figure tops 600,000.

>The coronavirus deaths will not be on top of this. Many would be within this "normal" number of expected deaths. In short, they would have died anyway.

>hundreds dying every day
>this is overblown

Have sex

Business idea: disenfranchise everyone who was involved in the great bog roll run of 2020.

yeah uncle gareth whatsapped me that as well

do you reckon she's doing ok?

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had some this morning, not really feeling like it atm

Better apply for a job at a Walmart while you can

why do you even come here dickhead? fuck off

>800 people dying a day
>set to increase further
>overblown

lol

Mad that, he even managed to spell it wrong

Massively so, yes.

sounds like a complete fabrication made in order to be memed

you're saved

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Enjoy living under martial law.

>Philip Green puts entire staff on TLO

Scum

they
would
have
died
anyway

oh yeah lol

who are you quoting?

do you think having kids would be fun?
dunno wouldn't mind having a son with whom I could play or watch him play legos with

overcome with a withering fever and a determination to never play raid shadow legends

such is the life of a self-isolater

There’s no reason to believe chloroquine will do anything

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PANIC BUY. PUT THOSE 4 CARTONS OF EGGBOYS BACK. THINK OF THE FRONTLINE WORKERINOS

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Witnessed an angry customer getting annoyed at a Sainsbury’s cashier because she was told she could not buy more than two packs of toilet rolls. Oh the joy. The sheer joy. Well done that cashier, you stood your ground well.

>durr if i huiteknight i won’t look like a VF
you would get laughed out of any working class pub or social circle. casual misogyny is a classic mannerbund activity.

Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s farts.

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who is he quoting

having had a few infant siblings I would prefer a girl, much easier to deal with
yeah yeah I know the hobbit meme

This was probably funny in your head

mental how planes don't give a fuck about corona and fly about anyway

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theyre worried because its boomers, tories gonna get voted out by the next election and brexit will be reversed and britain will be back in the EU by 2030

>I decided to call it Wetherspoon's after a former teacher – not because the teacher in question at my primary school in New Zealand had said I would never make it, as some people think, but because he was too nice a fellow to be running our particular class and he couldn't control it. So I thought: I can't control the pub, he couldn't control the class, so I'll name it after him.

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Making them has it's charms.

Me? Hate the autism surrounding the chippy orders.

Sausage and chips twice? Two lots of sausage and chips? Fuck off I just want two of the thing

6 million you say?

planes need to fly, the movement of goods and stuff is important

Apart from the evidence that does do something? No.

quite mad how little planes are above africe tbqh

flu btfo

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looks like loads

My boss has bought 1000 bottles of antibacterial spray off Ebay to sell on. Apparently his opinion is the strong will survive. I hate him.

Hope to have a daughter some day

Holy shit lol

any fried dopamine receptor man in

I always wondered what sort of exam they are supposed to be taking. Seems like a room of almost middle aged people.

dont care anymore

seething nobogroller

tv loicense exam

>under a blanket on the sofa with the gf
>big mug of tea
>just ate an edible
>heating on
>fresh homemade lentil and bacon soup on the stove
>no toil for the foreseeable future

Haven't been this comfy in a very long time lads

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don't care

>boomers take an exam after the 'rona lays off thousands, 2020

ITALY
>6557 new cases
>793 deaths

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Third time I've done that today. Crazy

Already been dismissed by medical experts

just threw away an inedible

I saw a thing saying they need to keep flying 80% of their routes or the airports can kick them off their slots

Sounds like bullshit desu idk

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IVE BEEN INDOORS FOR 2 DAYS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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No joke, my friends dad died yesterday. Heart attack, have no idea what to say

Powerful...

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>In the Summer we're told to wear white because it reflects light whilst wearing black would make us just heat up more

>Black people have black skin because it's better to deal with the sun's UV rays

something doesn't add up here CHAPS.

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During WW2, violent mobs would attack anyone who was found to be hoarding food and supplies

False. It's the sole effective treatment so far trialled.

dont know why youre asking us as we simply do not care

ROTAVIRUS WE COMING FOR YOU NIGGA

mong

Political parties are just fashion accessories to capitalists. Some capitalists sport Tory hats, some wear Labour scarves, and some wear LibDem coats.

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i dont think it will descend to that, riots seem unlikely

bought chocolate-covered rice cakes in tesco earlier. never bought them before nor would I usually (or ever) but they had them going half-price on specific stalls randomly dispersed throughout the aisles and everyone was getting them so figured I should maybe get some too

knew well it was just bullshit opportunistic marketing and/or experiment even when buying them but almost admired the sheer ballsiness of it

and they were like 28c or something

my friend's mum dying was pretty much the end of our friendship because I had no idea what to say and it just got awkward

sorry to hear that la
must be shit having aspergers desu

No.

Its black because it absorbs just like black clothing

What is there to get

Post some of that dirty south Memphis shit t b h

based

it's mental to think that if Nazi Germany won WW2 then the coronavirus would not have happened. thats a fact.
i wonder what other good things were taken away when the Nazis lost. i know human decency, community, morals and sex for love rather than sex for pleasure are things that were lost never to return when the Nazis lost.
such a shame. wish i was born in Oxford or Cambridge between 1890 and 1900. the late Victorian era was the absolute peak of humanity.
just wish i could've gotten married at 19 with the knowledge i'd be with my wife for the rest of my life and never divorce, wish i couldve had my first child at the age 21
wish i could've owned my own comfy little house filled with beautiful handmade mahogony furniture and a lovely cast iron range at the age of 20.
wish that me, my wife and my children would all go to church together along with all our neighbours
wish i got my first job at the age of 16 and knew i'd always be able to find work
wish i couldve worked a hard but fulfilling job like shipbuilding or blacksmithing or working in a steel mill
wish i couldve walked to work and had a singing session on the way to work with all my neighbors since back then neighbours typically all worked at the same mine/shipyard/dock/mill and then go for a well-earned pint with them directly after work
wish i couldve gone to an opium den and had a cheeky smoke of some good 'ol opium
wish i couldve joined the navy/merchant navy/some shipping company at age 16 and spent my early adulthood sailing the seas and exploring new exotic places and getting to see animals, plants and landscapes i couldn't have even imagined because obviously the internet and telly didnt exist back then so you'd have never seen or even heard of a koala or a kangaroo or a tarantula or a tapir or massive redwood trees
wish i lived in a comfy town/village with a real sense of community which has been all but lost in modern society
wish i could have legally own a Luger P08
we're really missing out :(

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Perhaps in storybooks, in the real world those who could provide for themselves did, those who couldn't were largely hungry.

no way is this hitting the heights of malaria

you know i dont like mike pence because he became a radical christian schizo in his younger years but hes a lot more articulate and does a good job of calming the american public after trump's outburst yesterday

chelston reporting in

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>No.

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Have yet to see one medical expert dismiss it. Most have said there isn’t a whole lot of data to go on yet, but none have actually dismissed it.

idiot

But it wouldn't have been so good for those of us who are not mentally illl.

you posted this before . pretty sure you're making it up

>Green was born on 15 March 1952 in Croydon, Surrey,[6] into a middle-class Jewish family.[7]

Hat

>trialled
It hasnt been tested in any control trial

>>just ate an edible
what else would you eat cretin
an inedible?
fuck off

The new govt advice is to stay away from pubs and bars. As a result, we now CANNOT go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over.

overdid it with the benzos and booze

only coke can save me at this point

Yeah just going to say sorry to hear it here if you need me, so so grim

Hopefully will be alright just different

>post over 3 lines? wont be reading

>Hat

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Thanks for keeping us in the loop deano xx

green is one of the well known kike surnames along with gold, _stein, _berg

Yes.

but malaria is still localised to certain climates, global warming could cause it to start happening even here

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hehe

Already a day behind, and we're at 1397 deaths today even though we're only halfway through the day.

Beating Malaria is very likely within a few days at this rate.

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apparently germans don't necessarily wear clothes at the beach, is this true?

yeah uncle gaz sent me this one as well

Was just reading about Werner Von Braun
He was larping when he said he wasn't a nazi init

What jobs can you actually do from home

when it kills someone healthy and famous then I'll give a fuck.

public nudity is widely accepted in germany, something about germans and exhibitionism and generally odd fetishes

800 dead in Italy

JUST A FLU BRO