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/brit/ cant count to 2

How long until herd immunity kicks in de laaaaaaaaaaaaads

Kyary

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Somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence

Adira Allure

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I want a white anglo BVLL to colonise me

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fuck off

oh they got this all screwed up
Herd Immunity?
No, social isolation!

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gay anime nonce in here please

this thread will get deleted bros

Reminds me of the time I hadn't ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I'd been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.

Had no money until the Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.

classic

excuse me?
it's our Israeli friend's birthday, say happy birthday to him thank you.

any of you lads applied for universal credit? the forms are complicated desu

love the dark eastern european look
there's a polish/slovakian (can't remember) girl at toil who has dark hair and eyes like a spaniard but with paler skin. she's gorgeous.

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do better

was on UC for 3 months. utterly retarded system. dont get any money for 5 weeks unless you take out a "loan" with them which you have to pay back.

Tesco are hiring emergency staff.

Literally walk up with a passport and NI number, they take you in the back for a quick induction then stick you out to stack shelves

*fights you for the bog roll*

why dont you marry her then cunt

For me, it's Lazio.

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*uses a freeleech token*

wait really

the scran

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ehehe

is there a cure for that feeling when you overdo it with the benzos and your balance gets utterly fucked

Where I am, yeah

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Properly grim

corrr peng peng

tesco's

The new Xbox sounds better than ps5 lads

Might have to make the switch. Been with Sony since ps1 and haven't budged

wtf someone just put this note through my letterbox

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i'm a kv with no confidence

why's he crying lads

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Sneed

why'd he shave the beard he looks fucking terrible without it lets be honest

Good thing he put a filter on it otherwise I wouldn't have been able to read it

*wanks to cousins arse*

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>unironically having a PlayStation 3

Anyone else remember the Canadian schizo meme?

xbox is literally just a locked down pc now

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didn't have to pay for online innit

Had 2 wanks today and just got a tinder match, can't be bothered to talk to her and couldn't be bothered to have sex now I've already cum

Yh but it was shit aha

fifa and warzone is on both anyway

deeeeeeeeeeeano

reckon are em would be a decent looking chap if he lost the weight

they warned you about the brazillian bats, but what about the water voles of northumberland?

don't get out much but realised how shite it is to have literally nowhere to go that isn't outside for the foreseeable future
don't want to socialise, just want to sit somewhere comfy to read

Top lel, hopefully you keep a credit card for emergencies now

/brit/ turned to shit since the corona quarantine thing

or the toxic praying mantis of cheadle

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games are more important, and sony has better exclusives

yea reckon the porn is bad for you meme is actually true

the gimmick will get old
the quarantine has been in place for one day lad

Didn't think Salmon, eggs and toast could be ruined but here we are

>boring normies locked inside
>insufferable student mongs locked inside
>literal underage discord gimps locked inside
yeh not too surprised this place is wank atm

Reckon if I put a message out on my LinkedIn network then I could probably find a short-term gig to keep me occupied for the next 8 weeks or so, but I'm far too embarrassed to beg like that

if sony and microsoft have any brains they'll build emulators for each others consoles since they're both using the same hardware

Made the switch to Xbone myself

Lit some white sage smudge stick to purify my room

and literally why would they do that? you do realize they're competitors right?

home workout anybody?
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sieg heil coming on strong

ini

Lloyds Farrmassy. Lloyds Farrmassy all one word.

I think this place is just fine

i'm racist lads

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cans or bottles lads

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tesco delivery came lads. got lots of food and booze and 9 bog rolls. quite relieved ngl.

Cans if poured into a glass. Bottles otherwise.

because they're competitors

feel like pure shit just want a (You) from an aussie

cans of stella

Absolutely adore drinking out of cans

alri

gay

ah yes lets both unite and offer the exact same product! said no market competitor ever

i literally don't get out
only way i can get the 'rona is if someone in my house gets it