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They called us walking corpses
Unholy living dead
They had to lock us up
Put us in their British hell

I don't want to be here in your London Dungeon
I don't want to be here in your British hell
Ain't no mystery why I'm in misery in Hell
Here's hoping you're swell

London Dungeon edition

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Is this a sex thing?

yes

>page 3
janny's going to blow a gasket

Every day it becomes truer

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Wrong pic stupid op

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Symptom Check; how are you faring?

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ah yes 2 qualified virologists and or epidemiologists right here within our very own /brit/ thread excellent what are the chances.

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fukin spider bit me on the love handle when i put my pants on this morning been aching all day

It's closer to chronic pneumonia than the flu

the cold is a coronavirus

sars cov 2 is a coronavirus.

simple as

>screenshotting your own post

Corona Kyary

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Got an A* in GCSE Virology

yeah nah not too bad aye wbu?

gf just sent me this

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Mate says he's already spoken to the landlord and we're on for unlimited lockins at the local, just ring his mobile when you're at the back door.

calm down mate

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Fucking balding manlet pedophile freak

Few weeks back had one of those bites that feels like it's burning every time you even so much as brush a finger over it. Not sure who bit me but wasn't happy about it.

You're a virgologist

How do you reckon druggies are getting on?

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virology? completed it mate and if you ask me its just a flu

Shall be expecting you to attach an image related of your degree next time you post on a topic

any of the resident evil movies worth a rewatch or have they aged poorly?

@119979565
Think you've got me confused with somebody else

mental that mother thinks she can text me literal novels with poor grammar, then think im going to reply with anything more than a few words

I'm fine
my stash is stocked and I'm being frugal

yeah got a bit of the 'tigue probably just from going from mostly sedentary to completely sedentary though

Have never seen a peter hitchens book in wetherspoons and i have looked in 4 or 5 of them

downloading openttd
kill months on that game if your a bit of a sperg like myself

wore a mask to supermarket today

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wat

I like them but can never remember which order to watch them
downside of not numbering titles

youre hard

Stash check what all you got?

got enough cocaine and beer to last til mid evening

gonna be too fucked to acquire more by then. can one of you home delivery me some

Actual doctor here.

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

flour and sugar mr gchq sir

proper midwit me
can apply critical thinking to an extent but get bored very quickly with any real thought on things

Narcissist

bet he'd knock you out

too right mate, too bloody right

you'll be grand coke keeps you sober la

the first one is the one with Mila in the red dress waking up in the house and the black man who gets diced by lasers. It takes place in the underground compound "The Hive"

the 2nd one is the one with the giant muscle-man zombie superweapon and also there's a black guy with gold guns. It takes place on the surface in Racoon City

the 3rd one is the desert one, can't really remember much about it but it's in a desert, there's a scene in vegas I believe also Mila has telekinesis powers

not watched any of the ones after that

Only if he fell on me from a great height

some good satire this

cant tell if this is one of the most high effort jokes ive seen on here or a legitimate post

*tags you with do not raid*
alri just checking on ya
hey do you know anyone whose been stocking up on crisps? if so report to me cheers

giz a bump lad, bored senseless waiting for this to kick off

Siamang gibbons
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its pasta seen it all over the chon

pure midwit daydreamer here
don't do anything but certainly construct elaborate fantasy scenarios

wouldnt be surprised if there were a variety of pasta slipped in the middle

might wank to riley reid

i like being a neet
if anyone ever tries to make me stop being a neet i'll fling poo at them

Which one are you?

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The bourgeoisie wants you panicking, locked up and begging the government for martial law.

based neetmonkey

Premier League should be give to Man United because they have won it the most
simple as

Adolf Snoozler

the porn star?

I might get on the coke as well 2bh

thought shagging would come naturally to me but it's awkward and my mind can't handle it so it wanders elsewhere the whole time so that i can't enjoy it

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>the cold is a coronavirus
"The Cold" can be caused by a coronavirus, but it's much more commonly a result of rhinovirus.

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absolute stomper this one

Was the toilet paper pandemonium a US only phenomenon or did other countries send all their idiots to the shops as well?

yes

Did anyone else here see that Riley Reid youtube channel Q&A video where she started up the waterworks recounting how nobody in her family wants anything to do with her?

>November will be a month full of births because everyone is fucking

heh

why are black willards so much more attractive?

happened here

we were doing it first

indubitably ofc

Ah yes, another boyfriend to be introduced to. that's 3 in as many months.

Honestly hate visiting my mum the absolute desperate slag

then sars cov is still the same as a cold but not all all colds

you desperate little goon

it started in australia

fuck it bro may as well enjoy the time we've got left

Grim your dad better be dead.

no because im not a zoomer

why not just get in the shower?

gay or fit?

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Good job them cunt rhinos are nearly extinct

need a woman to shag all quarantine long

grim

Funny to consider isn't it
- all the old people getting knocked off
- lots of new people getting conceived
Might fix the often stated population ageing issue

west ham still havent been given a PL for their effort in the '66 world cup

ask them if they want to fight right off the rip

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how old is yer mum mate

nads need a good seeing to

exactly
the whole thing is a red herring someone made up and it's an example of what happens when people act without thinking

kek why

Panic buyers are kulaks.

Must be a right goer

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farting good right about now, ty x

HELEN COOFED LADS
ITS FUCKING OVER

yeah he is, killed himself about a decade ago. Not surprised

pericing the old scrote with a rusty nail

love that little bastard cat one of the lads keeps posting

This is the power of British critical thinking

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But hasmore in common with influenza which is much more frequently caused by a coronavirus.

SHES FUCKING SWEATING AND COOFING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's a big sobber, probably boosted her OnlyFans by a lot
I've searched for it on YouTube and found it, linked below
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Put it on in the background while cleaning she's not a good orator

For beer shopping it simply has to be Asda because they have Modelo.

>he doesn't know what the red star next to the item price means

oh dear

The whole keep calm and carry on thing is such a joke. The British are a bugman herd manipulated by the media at the drop of a hat.

literally what i was saying first. it's a flu simple as

Its pure piss anyway