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Tranny stomp edition

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bored out of my fucking skull, how do NEETs do it? They truly are the superior race

BASED op

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Waffle bro is having a quarantine birthday, go ahead and say happy birthday!..

18 toilet rolls, 2 packs of chips, 24 packets of crisps, a french stick, 100 teabags, 12 slices of bacon, 4 hot dog rolls, 2 packets of rich teas and 2 crates of stella.

5 shops in total it took me to acquire this top up

the four cornerstones of /brit/: wanks, poos, crisps, and pretentious art

I don’t get it

I’m literally sitting in bed scribbling hatch marks into a fucking notebook I’m so bored

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for fucks sake OP
EARLY
hope janny does to you what happens to that kid in your gif

paper straws are perfect for sniffing coke
dont cut your nose up like notes and plastic straws

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They've been playing a few AFL games without a crowd in the stadium because of the 'rona. Bit eerie.

and none of it essential
well done you muppet

imagine thinking washing your hands actually does anything

I used to be a need for 3 years, I honestly miss it. If I ever won the lottery I would just be a neet except I'd have a nice house.

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what's turning rn

Trying to fuck this Russian girl and honestly don't care if I get coronavirus from it

>toilet roll isnt essential
alri rasheed

looks like missingno (gamer reference)

Lol imagine thinking doing anything does anything

Just stop doing things just die

passing the third poo of the session
each one has felt like it was the whole thing

reminder that Watamote is written by a man and only penned by a woman.

The experiences of Tomoko are uniquely male - the protagonist is only gender-swapped to attract male virgins to the series by appealing to their wish fulfillment fantasies that girls exist "just like them"

but you're not really a NEET then, you can do whatever you want, any whim is only a handful of cash away

NEETs don't have much money apart from autismbux, so they're living like we are now but all year round

not that user but that's the problem
i don't support racism but it's Yas Forums
this whole site used to be a haven for free speech
racism isn't illegal, so it should be allowed here, no matter how unfair or tasteless or ignorant
too offended by what someone else says? fuck off to one of the millions of sites that restrict speech based on taste and preference.

Nothing it’s too early but I think a grim rhythm EP from expire is in there right now

Same would be that neet that buys property, rents them out and then just travels the world.

i for one support racism

broke out of my neetdom for a few months last year, didn't care for it
it was expensive too, reckon i'd be able to save more money on bennies

Why don't you try applying your brain and drawing a cool pattern using simple repetition rather than literal straight lines?

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rhythm is a dancer
corona is the answer
you can catch it anywhere
sneeze on your accomplice
cough and you can join us
fuck who’s paying the childcare?

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poo the 4th on its way

"inciting racial hatred" is illegal in the UK

showered literally 2 hours ago and my bollocks are already drowning in a swamp of ball sweat
just want to feel clean for one fucking day

>be neet for 13 years
>finally get myself out of rut
>get a job, start going out etc
>some chink eats a bat and im back to square one

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>i don't support racism
>proceeds to complain that racism is banned
lol?

I am saying all I want to do is sit in the house, play vidya, shit post and go the gym. If I had a few million I would be basically living the exact same life I did as a NEET except I would own a nice a house and buy more tat

how are you managing this with the bog roll shortage?

yikes

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shit really? i've been neet going on 9 years and i'm convinced i'm unemployable now

site isn't hosted in the uk therefore uk laws don't apply

Yas Forums isn't based in the UK though
shitting on muhammed is illegal in saudi arabia, should that be banned on Yas Forums?

didnt need this in my life

a TORRENT of rancid gas was unleashed with this final turgid log

thats a problem for a few minutes from now

Yas Forums is based everywhere

>everything i don't support should be banned
disgusting statist bootlicking runt

>their wish fulfillment fantasies that girls exist "just like them"
Wrong. People like it because it's relatable. Gender of the main character doesn't matter, but if you have a choice between a smelly disgusting male or a cute girl it makes sense you'd pick girl for your MC

weed

NEET stands for not in education, employment or training. A billionaire who does none of these is NEET.

Because I’m in my bed and not at a desk and repeatedly hatching actually helps for practice and staying sharp when you draw in the style I do

yeah a family member owns a company and asked me to come in one day a week and just built it up from there, you really are never too late lad

if i had a vpn i'd do that thing that lachy did where he flooded the board with shitposts about nurses

even the best-laid plans of mice and men can crumble to dust in an instant

youre an incredible narcissist

so all countries laws should apply?
that makes no sense
different countries have different laws
you think racism should be banned on Yas Forums as well?

Me on the left

idiotic fool

i dont know what the fuck youre going on about you floppy nigger willy

>Internet use could be rationed to prioritise health services and online lessons

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dumbest post of the thread award

>ummm why don’t you draw art like THIS instead of just drawing stupid lines
>mindlessly hatching keeps your hands sharp
>wtf you fucking narcissist
You’re on the spectrum

You're a Brit, in Britain and would be committing the crime from Britain. Learn how laws work.