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white women
big black cocks

spreading HIV without consent is a crime you stupid gimp

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/20/coronavirus-arrest-failing-self-isolate-isle-man
>Coronavirus: Man arrested for 'failing to self-isolate' on Isle of Man
>26-year-old due in court on Friday, where he faces possible fine of up to £10,000 and prison
hope the arresting officers and everyone in the copshop caught it off him.

like I said, not Paki

>They say “Life Is What You Make It” and to that, I’ll agree wholeheartedly! As I sit here acknowledging how blessed I am to be retired a year shy of my 40th birthday, it’s nearly impossible to say that I am not living the “American Dream”. Without my usual six-pack or muscle tone in sight, I can sit back and get the last laugh, knowing that I put in the “Hard Work & Dedication” to be 49-0. I’m blessed to wake up every morning, certain that my bank accounts are growing. Making 7 figures monthly without moving a finger, just further proves that I’ve made brilliant investments and decisions that allow me to walk away from the ring, comfortably. I’m proud to be a King.

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Rishi is a good lad

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nce

Black people are so fucking stupid with money lol

made a very good post last thread
obviously it wasnt appreciated by you thick gimps

is it going to come to the point that everyone in the shop will be bullying each other as 'stockpiling scum' for just picking up a 4-pack of beans?

fookin 'ell

did a big shit

Good lad

at least he has money to be stupid with

big poo mummy
haha who remembers that one?

Being absolutely driven fucking INSANE locked inside my house holy fuck I want to go outside and interact with people

This makes me hate autists even more, anyone who enjoys this is a fucking worthless retard

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Yeah he does, meanwhile I’m wealthier than like 99% of nogs in America let alone worldwide lmao, they get money and do nothing to help their community with it they just show it off like YEA NIGGA WE MADE IT

One of my older bosses was almost a billionaire and with his money he did shit like build YMCAs for the city as well as an AAA baseball park

Went outside and empty streets were comfy

lol it was actually underrated

he has good chance of being next pm????? rorke will be absolutely seething

why is there so much interracial porn on pornhub and the like

peter hitchins does my head in

absolutely have not adhered to any sort of corona isolation or distancing measure

don't care never will send the bill

Might become an essayist during these troubled times, sharing my philosophical and political reflections on the crisis with the wider world. If I publish on Medium, how many views will I need to make lots of money?

don't give a fuck little brother

filing for moral bankruptcy

if your motive is money don't bother

not being funny but black women are the only ones who know how to fuck properly
white women seem incapable of squatting on a cock

nearly knocked some grouchy old cunt at the shopping centre

ended up just bashing his ribs in with a fantastic right hook anyway

could you imagine how much Sajid Javid is seething right now knowing he left the best possible job righ tnow to have in politics

why do billionaires just sit on their wealth and hoard it? or at most donate moderately large sums to boring charities (that do good work but still boring).
i'd be funding crazy industrial, architectural and social projects. why are rich people so fucking boring.

>do nothing to help their community
so they are american?

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they are usually busy running their empires theyh have built for themselves

these 40+ hour supermarket toil weeks are killing me lads

it's clear that you're a fucking retard brother HH

>bashing his ribs in with a fantastic right hook
you should use your left for the big body shots mate
go for that liver

be sure and name yourself after some ancient philosopher to make you sound a little less of the uniformed retard you really are

id stop after making 50m.
just stick it in a bank and live off interest

female mate brought her peng 19 year old friend to my place today lads had a proper boner for her hahahahahahahhahhaahahahahahahah *unzips pants* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that and most of that 'wealth' is speculated and tied up in assets. Bezos probably could wack out a billion or two but that would be it

Haha the man with the funny northern accent observed the thing!

It's often not liquid, and even if it is they use the total as a competition score - so giving it a way is 'losing'.

Literally a brown Ed Milliband

holy fucking shit lads THE hulk is in OUR thread

>told my mum a week ago to stop going out and stop going to fucking pubs for lunch
>she ignored me completely
>is now hacking up her lungs and will more than likely be on ICU or dead by the end of this week
stupid fucking bint

bashed him from behind brother HH

northerners aren't human are they

What will you be doing with Nana's inheritance?

good work

i do succumb sometimes to a bit of hullabaloo, i dont think its a crime to admit that

yeah and it's funny

just seems like greedy wealthy acquisition for no reason. dont these people realise they cant take it with them when they croak it.
sell off these assets, make an absolute mega-fortune and build a gigantic 20 mile high pyramid because why the fuck not.

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looking forward to post-corona fine dining :9

no they're not
they're superhuman

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such a powerful song my brothers HH

Yes because we've all missed a bus in our time! And he pointed that out! With a funny accent!!

Looking back on old War Thunder screenshots I had saved, aha.
Wish I could still enjoy games. Each time I try now I end up closing it bored after 30 minutes.

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he has a pretty or at least aesthetically pleasing face

putting half of it on whichever stocks /brit/ tells me to
using the rest to buy a load of suits and books to fill her (my) house with

they can pass it on to their kids and then reincarnate as their own grandkid or great-grandkid

absolutely based response brother cannot wait to see Hans' reply HH

>50% increase in properties for rent
The rental crisis is over, thanks coronavirus! Cant wait to see the prices tumble.

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giving this a watch, i'm curious

yeah

the mega rich are atheists so they dont care about what they leave, other than a "legacy" of some bullshit tech or corporation

thats stupid. just give them a cool 10 mill each or something. then have fun with the rest. fuck being sensible. we get 1 life so should enjoy it. money is wasted on these dull cunts.

How has corona affected your jobs lads?

>just do nothing for the rest of your life bro
you got to do something with your life otherwise you'll end up being some runt posting anime

you don't understand how wealth corrupts you. when you get money all you want to do is make more profit.
same principle for gains in the gym, you don't just hit a PR and say yeah haha I'm done forever you want to keep going

it's given me an extra $750

>other than a "legacy"
what else do theists intend to leave behind?

>we get 1 life
i looked into it and it turns out reincarnation is real

*turns up volume to 11*

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but ive literally said they should spend their life completing massive interesting projects instead of macro-managing boring financial empires or whatever

don't shake hands and talk from a distance from now on, that's it

sad boring loicense plate that
mine is aesthetic

here he is, this guy right here

howzit goin lad?

i was sort of making one argument with the atheist bit and ended up making another one with the rest
but you know, the pyramids were tombs, cathedrals were churches
you dont get that kind of stuff without a strong belief in the divine and an afterlife

NO

yeh kinda but not in the way some silly billy Buddhists etc believe.

They don't intend to leave anything they actually believe they go to some magical sky palace LMAO

They let go of a bunch of apprentices on their trials, pretty sure my job is safe but I might be put on temporary lay-off for a week or two

cinema was empty yday lads

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let's see

wish paradox would just release emperor already
im so bored

Guys, I applied for a role at Tesco at 7pm and they called me (at 10pm) to work tommorow. If you're finding yourself in a compromising job situation, don't hesitate to apply There's no shame in your hustle and we're all trying to make a living out here.

How? Did the government gib gibs?

he's not me

>completing massive interesting projects
governments exist mate, you cant just go around building a robot army

terrible post fuck off right now

Qantas laid me off now I have to go to winz where I'll catch corona from some subhuman in trackies

applied for a job recently, put a load of effort into it, and havent looked at my email for 2 weeks now haha

not disappointed

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a 20 mile high pyramid was just an example of a cool super-project that will become a famous landmark for many centuries. at no point was i bringing spirituality or religion into my point. was just saying money should be spend in better ways.

such a thing to say *slaps knee* whooo-weee!

haha

i see his point though, why dont they build a big labyrinth or something

wastes of good stone, atleast bridges, aqueducts, arenas and theaters allied form and function

yes. none to ragie wagies mind you

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*pummels your chin with a right upper cut while simultaneously blasting your liver with a left hook*

why should i care if boomers die they've lived for ages also their big thing is loneliness because their families don't care about them so it basically just sorts itself out desu

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I'll take the blame

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simple as

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The pledge to give away 50% of their wealth upon death is appealing to them because they like the legacy/prestige aspect of it. But while they're alive it's all about having more than the next fella.

wouldn't mind having a crack at making it in somewhere like london or nyc

could be a bit of fun but probably pretty impossbile without parental money

You just don't get the billionaire mindset. It's not enough that they win, they want everyone else to be losing. They get off on making more money in a single second than the average person makes in their entire life. They love the fact they could help people out but choose not to. They're evil people who need to be lined up against a wall and shot

shut up you mug

might hang myself because of self isolation. this just isn't a life for me. can't think i can live like that for a month.