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goddamn heckin trainerinos

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Joe Biden tests positive for coronavirus. Many are saying this.

it's time for the introverts to take over

shelves are stripped cant get food, shops only let old people in for the first hour each day because they are 'vulnerable' but they proceed to strip the shelves bare of anything that isn't rationed (like meat and dairy)
so here i am ordering in from a fucking dominos run by chinks and delivered by indians in the middle of a pandemic

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wouldn't be surprised if this was from pre-'rona

fucks sake need to call up the cringe department AGAIN today

Must be true then

so, why you gave up on the "herd immunity" strat?

All the perishable chocolate has gone from my Tesco but every other candy is available

trumps already won 2020 lads

It's a beautiful virus. The best.

Hello lads.

why am i an extrovert whyyyyyyy

My supply sitch (situation)
- two cans of sirena tuna
- half a jar of jalapenos
- japanese mayonnaise

was too chad for us

kek this is me

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>WASSSSSSSSUP, This is the cringe department

good thing im not a sad little bugman who pretends to be interested in yank politics

Based.

Panic bought all the mothers day cards

Ewww that’s gross!!

no speaky before i've had my vaxxy

the introverts like woddy allen in the vision of that actor of the 40s I cant remember the name

Turned out it wasnt just the flu and actually kills quite a lot of people
someone should have warned us really

might say it

Ewww it's a ghost!

Drinking Penfold's Shiraz

Can't imagine what the stockhouses are like today

the half a million dead thing

Lads, I am sitting across from a women who looks in her 30s she just said to us all she's got the *tism. As if it wasn't noticeable.

ok, but herd immunity first

NIGGERS

isn't that the really cheap stuff where it's like $7 for a 1-litre bottle
aye i've been there

>candy
dont make me say it

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wondering what to do with this information

youtube.com/watch?v=LoZ8l40RpeE
choooooooooooooon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Found an old bottle of some Shiraz blend by them in my Dad's wine cellar one day. Wasn't really to my liking so I poured it down the sink and went down the bottleo for a Passion Pop

CRAWLING BACK TO YOU
EVER THOUGHT OF CALLING WHEN YOU'VE HAD A FEW
BECAUSE I ALWAYS DO

"inspiration" is a technical word which describes the process of breathing in

delete that mate

based

why not both

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Watched a chinky movie called Yi Yi. Good watch

Writing a "COVID Diet" self-help book which encourages low calorie diet and social distancing to lose weight and boost immune system

cheers mate

you go girl!

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At my house in the country for the weekend. Actually forget sometimes how peng it is to get out of the city. English countryside is too buff

Slicing my loaf of bread like Paulie slices garlic in Goodfellas

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Suspect you barbarians aren't twigging to my Grange Hermitage joke

Shut the borders immediately

NOOOOOOOO THEY HAD SO MUCH LIFE LEFT TO LIVE

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fattest bitch at toil is self isolating for 2 weeks just IMAGINE how much blubber that disgusting cunt will gain. FUCK i hate fat women so much

Feels like that's what everyone's doing here. Trying to go on as normal and keeping cheery while deep down suspecting things are about to get rather grim. It is the anglo way

>gym closed
>now working 30 seconds from fridge/cupboard
>everyone jostling to organise virtual drinks via video chats
not gonna be a good time for the old 'sique

want some coke

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don't care if its a bit fedora or not: 'annihilate' is one of the best words in the english language

Joined the Conservative Party lads

An aromatic assault, surge, eruption of soy, hoisin, balsamic reduction... coiled around a core of kirsch and fresh raspberry.
This propulsion is crammed with tell-tale barrel ferment, V.A. and formic Grange markers – all in balance, all respectful of fruit and oak.
And yet, so ‘classy’ – a brightness, a sheen, a gloss, a raciness – belying both age and upbringing (élevage).

>peng
>buff
N

>don't care if its a bit fedora or not: 'annihilate' is one of the best words in the english language

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nah

this ain't the blitz
not even close

Shopping toil was bad enough before but it's horrible now that people are acting like mongs

*extirpates you with an upper-cut*

reckon if i were a famous person i'd be one of the ones that would make a politically incorrect comment and destroy my career

for me it's decimate

>don't care if its a bit fedora or not: 'annihilate' is one of the best words in the english language

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erupting soy

right what did i just say

youtube.com/watch?v=sckSb2-4vp8

haha silly little chinamen