got a fever lads edition
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'culated twice already
imagine being this fucking frivolous
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH INSIDE FOR 2 DAYS
>frivolous
I've got a Fever - Kylie Minogue (SD) lads
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wipe properly and you will be okay
need the left to sit on my face and brap endlessly
I eat pussy for my OWN pleasure
quickly learning about the joys of 'NOOOOO' posting
goddamn heckin trainerinos
Joe Biden tests positive for coronavirus. Many are saying this.
it's time for the introverts to take over
shelves are stripped cant get food, shops only let old people in for the first hour each day because they are 'vulnerable' but they proceed to strip the shelves bare of anything that isn't rationed (like meat and dairy)
so here i am ordering in from a fucking dominos run by chinks and delivered by indians in the middle of a pandemic
wouldn't be surprised if this was from pre-'rona
fucks sake need to call up the cringe department AGAIN today
Must be true then
so, why you gave up on the "herd immunity" strat?
All the perishable chocolate has gone from my Tesco but every other candy is available
trumps already won 2020 lads
It's a beautiful virus. The best.
Hello lads.
why am i an extrovert whyyyyyyy
My supply sitch (situation)
- two cans of sirena tuna
- half a jar of jalapenos
- japanese mayonnaise
was too chad for us
kek this is me
>WASSSSSSSSUP, This is the cringe department
good thing im not a sad little bugman who pretends to be interested in yank politics
Based.
Panic bought all the mothers day cards
Ewww that’s gross!!
no speaky before i've had my vaxxy
the introverts like woddy allen in the vision of that actor of the 40s I cant remember the name
Turned out it wasnt just the flu and actually kills quite a lot of people
someone should have warned us really
might say it
Ewww it's a ghost!
Drinking Penfold's Shiraz
Can't imagine what the stockhouses are like today
the half a million dead thing
Lads, I am sitting across from a women who looks in her 30s she just said to us all she's got the *tism. As if it wasn't noticeable.
ok, but herd immunity first
NIGGERS
isn't that the really cheap stuff where it's like $7 for a 1-litre bottle
aye i've been there
>candy
dont make me say it
wondering what to do with this information
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choooooooooooooon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Found an old bottle of some Shiraz blend by them in my Dad's wine cellar one day. Wasn't really to my liking so I poured it down the sink and went down the bottleo for a Passion Pop
CRAWLING BACK TO YOU
EVER THOUGHT OF CALLING WHEN YOU'VE HAD A FEW
BECAUSE I ALWAYS DO
"inspiration" is a technical word which describes the process of breathing in
delete that mate
based
why not both
Watched a chinky movie called Yi Yi. Good watch
Writing a "COVID Diet" self-help book which encourages low calorie diet and social distancing to lose weight and boost immune system
cheers mate
you go girl!
At my house in the country for the weekend. Actually forget sometimes how peng it is to get out of the city. English countryside is too buff
Slicing my loaf of bread like Paulie slices garlic in Goodfellas
Suspect you barbarians aren't twigging to my Grange Hermitage joke
Shut the borders immediately
NOOOOOOOO THEY HAD SO MUCH LIFE LEFT TO LIVE
fattest bitch at toil is self isolating for 2 weeks just IMAGINE how much blubber that disgusting cunt will gain. FUCK i hate fat women so much
Feels like that's what everyone's doing here. Trying to go on as normal and keeping cheery while deep down suspecting things are about to get rather grim. It is the anglo way
>gym closed
>now working 30 seconds from fridge/cupboard
>everyone jostling to organise virtual drinks via video chats
not gonna be a good time for the old 'sique
want some coke
don't care if its a bit fedora or not: 'annihilate' is one of the best words in the english language
Joined the Conservative Party lads
An aromatic assault, surge, eruption of soy, hoisin, balsamic reduction... coiled around a core of kirsch and fresh raspberry.
This propulsion is crammed with tell-tale barrel ferment, V.A. and formic Grange markers – all in balance, all respectful of fruit and oak.
And yet, so ‘classy’ – a brightness, a sheen, a gloss, a raciness – belying both age and upbringing (élevage).
>peng
>buff
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>don't care if its a bit fedora or not: 'annihilate' is one of the best words in the english language
nah
this ain't the blitz
not even close
Shopping toil was bad enough before but it's horrible now that people are acting like mongs
*extirpates you with an upper-cut*
reckon if i were a famous person i'd be one of the ones that would make a politically incorrect comment and destroy my career
for me it's decimate
>don't care if its a bit fedora or not: 'annihilate' is one of the best words in the english language
erupting soy
right what did i just say
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haha silly little chinamen