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Cat, bong, and a glass of milk edition

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triple cringe

hmm

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>Cat, bong, and a glass of milk edition

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you must be very unhappy

nice, I’d tell you to clean your bong but that’d be hypocritical.

Also, milk is alright but coffee and weed are meant for each other.

put the bench inside, and covered the rack with a plastic dropsheet and then a tarp. paid 250 for the lot so willing tot ake a loss if it ends up damaged.

had to speak to my sister yesterday
it was fucking tiring
she's so fucking emotional all the time, like just chill the fuck out
and she speaks with this ridiculous faux-estuary accent - she's from fucking castleford

anyone got any good british JOI porn links?

is she fit?

Going on a 10 mile run today
Gotta get strong lungs for coronavirus boys

yeah, I think that should do the trick. Looks pretty damp in that courtyard, too. No sense in throwing away money.

>Also, milk is alright but coffee and weed are meant for each other.
You're not wrong. I was actually going to make a coffee in the first place
also when I can be bothered to do it, I've had some luck with a dishwasher tablet in the bong with running hot water going through it. probably isn't ideal but it's better than nothing

yeah, she's hitting the wall pretty hard though - well into her 30s now

Why do anime intros and outros always feature the main character aimlessly running into the distance for a bit

you think your own sister is fit? That's pretty weird m8

10mi is too far imo
i can commit to a 10km run if i need to but, but 10mi is like half your day gone

>his ridiculous faux-estuary accent - she's from fucking castleford
this means nothing to me

(in a nerdy nasal faux-estuary accent)

i'm from fucking castleford

this chinamanwoman has some great tits

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in an objective sense, she's pretty
probably prettier than me, although i have my mum's nice nose

put rubber pads under the legs of it so do as much as i can, hoping it does enough to keep me fit.

There's nothing more wonderful than a loving and nurturing sexual relationship between siblings.

they're running from coronavirus and their creditors

castlebar > castleford

she pretends to be posh to fit in with her london friends and colleagues but she ain't

Not if you're Yas Forums. Used to be able to do that in less than an hour and a half.

Hello my tolerant friends.

would get the rona for

Does anyone else think that looting and home invasions are only weeks away?

has there been a south park episode about chinky flu yet

got some fucking huge honkers love to throw one up her

everyone: why is everyone so stupid
also everyone: *is stupid*

how come chinese women in china are very slim but in the west they have big boobs
diet? but what?

imagine it would just be rehash of the sars episode they did some yrs back 2bh

They did one on sars.

getting VERY worried about how my tesco delivery is going to look this morning
expecting A LOT of substitutes

Are persona games fun lads

>government will pay 80% of wages of workers who are temporarily told they aren't required
What's to stop an employer telling 100% of his workforce that they're not required to claim the government subsidy and then calling the minority of workers he does need if and when work comes available but still getting the government to pay?

you are thick, the military will prevent that from happening

You have the same genetics, dont be so hard on yourself.

>tfw they exchange your rustler burger with a toilet brush

>expecting A LOT of substitutes
can they do that after you've already ordered

if a socialist revolution doesn't happen during this crisis it will never happen
"coronavirus" is a mask for capitalist failure

I had a friend at school who had an absolutely smoking hot sister but he couldn't see it at all
You've got issues

nothing, that's exactly what we're doing
i need to work or otherwise there isn't going to be a job to come back to in a few months, but my company's going to be running out of cash within weeks if they don't stop paying employees at some point

No. I don’t think lack of common things like food will be a problem. And as people start dying the bigger problem will be people dealing with dead family members or sick family members who need medical care.

Where were the military during the London Riots you fat yank mong

yes, but you don't have to accept them, you can get a refund instead
it's never normally an issue for me

need an albino finnish gf

>Americans then
Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Frederick Douglass
>Americans now
Donald Trump, Michael Bloomberg, Donald Trump

Just saying.

I've seen so many cars with top boxes on. People are treating this like a holiday and will be the reason we enter a full lockdown by next week.
Reckon the govt is trying so hard to treat them like adults and not just telling them to stop being so retarded.

Welsh-Americans are a powerful race.

So your employer is literally going to list the entire staff as on absence to get the 80% wages covered but a few of you will do hours here and there?

there were plenty of shitty retarded racists then too, they're just not remembered as much.

my dad's going on holiday (to the peak district) on monday
i'm like "why not just cancel it, it's like £200?" and he's like "nah, i'm ready for a holiday"

western civilisation should have culminated in a superstate with Welsh-American characteristics

the CSA?

yes
tbf, we're a micro business, you're talking literally 2 employees, but i assume larger companies will be doing something similar

poopy

mental how the government can just tell you to stay indoors

Surely supermarkets couldn't get away with it though...

Supermarkets are going to be firing staff that gets sick. They've hired so many people in past week they can just rotate staff out.

no
supermarkets are going to be hiring LOADS of people to deal with the food shortages

stinky poo poo in my bum bum

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so far i'm still employed with a plan for reduced hours, but the way things are going the entire business might close

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Wouldn't want to go out and give the 'rona to friends so I'll until it blows over

300 bags of weeds to Nookberg

Fantastic how the English have spent so many years talking up how Stoic and stiff upper lip they are, tellinge others to "Keep Calm and Carry on" , and how quirky and different they are compared to different nationalities; only to go mad over toilet roll and panic buy supermarketes clean after a small flu like virus emerged.

fucking hell if i ever have to listen to islands in the stream again it will be too soon

thelocal.dk/20200313/denmark-passes-far-reaching-emergency-coronavirus-law
Denmark confirmed for more authoritarian than China

its just a virus

all people are the same

Yea but how does the government know if you're actually telling you're *fired* workers to come in and work?

I work in a warehouse for a clothes shop, first we got fucked by brexit now because of this virus sales have dropped like a stone. Probably going to get sacked and have my savings inflated to nothingness.

It's impressive the mental gymnastics trots are engaging in to argue that this is all capitalism's fault

why is bbc news so full of retarded and boring fucking members of the public?
i have no interest in hearing what some random driving instructor has to say about corona

Tbf most Americans hated MLK and Douglass when they were alive. At best they were considered dangerous subversives. Abraham Lincoln was hated for most of the war, and people thought he was only doing a good job like 3 years into the conflict.

The reason why we've had nothing but dull Presidents after Nixon is because the center of power in this country has shifted away from government and back to big business for roughly the past 45 years. Government's supposed to help business, not the general population (under the guise helping business is helping the population).

"coronavirus" is an excuse for a ruling class power grab

Wonder if the base rate will go into the negative

mental how I can disobey because I'm not a bootlicker

my cannabis tolerance is silly now, it's almost an immunity. just inconvenient quite frankly

yeh it's a psyop in that regard

good post

they're not fired, they still employed
the government basically isn't bothered what you're telling your employees to do, they're bothered about keeping the economy afloat

the CCP must be removed

keep calm and carry on and stiff upper lip are a government propaganda meme from ww2.

they arent actually true

do you not know what a tolerance break is

just switch to a different drug, its foolproof

I don't give a shit about the self employed

They take risks being self employed. For years those risks have paid off with paying less tax and national insurance

Doing things "off the book" and not paying stafff pensions stuff etc

Fuck them, I'm enjoying this

they're not ordering you yet, you're not a renegade
(you're just a net negative effect on your community)

Yeah, or as I called it, "December"

based

Yea so could Sainsburys say they've fired their workers in order to claim the 80% wages but still keep their workers coming in?
In effect, the business just has it's staff bill covered by government even though they're still doing the job?

hosting a house party later, shall have coke

Covid is showing up the ironies central to all national identities
Chinks think they're disciplined
Eyeties think they're civilised
Poms think they're levelheaded
Yanks think they live in a land of plenty
Aussies think they're irreverent

imagine how fucked the economy will be when suddenly we dont have a deal with the eu lol

right in the middle of the winter resurgence of this virus

we work with a lot of young self-employed people (mostly young women) and a lot of them are seriously at risk of losing their homes/cars etc.
you wouldn't enjoy it if you had to tell someone who was relying on £150 to survive that you were cancelling their work with 18 hours notice

going to have to learn the art of sleeping for hours on end for if/when I get laid off

I don't think COVID-19 is expected to slowdown in the summer

What would Corbyn have done had he had a majority goverment in this situation?

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Once got a tesco delivery and they sent me 200 fags by mistake haha

ketamine is enjoyable and you brits get it like 20bucks a gram, shame it doesn't last long and tolerance builds quick
benzos are fun but they're pretty subtly evil
booze is ok if you can manage it

there's basically zero chance there won't be another extension in 2021

>hosting a house party
mate

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probably enacted rationing and giving loadsa money out like ubi

They know the risks

If they cry about it, tell them they should have sought security in a full time contracted post

Some question why Italy was caught off guard when the virus outbreak was revealed on Feb. 21.

Remuzzi says he is now hearing information about it from general practitioners. "They remember having seen very strange pneumonia, very severe, particularly in old people in December and even November," he says. "This means that the virus was circulating, at least in [the northern region of] Lombardy and before we were aware of this outbreak occurring in China."

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yes thank you i know what drugs are

Same exact thing the Tories are doing (probably a little better) but business would've been attacking them instead of cheering them on

Don't be so RECKLESSSSS

Do you think on the International Space Station they just eject all the poos and wees?

i don't think they do

Rationing and nationalisation of industry. Far better than the Tories, but not enough.

Ketamine just sends me to my own little hellworld, yet people I know who love ketamine hate weed and say it does the same to them as ket does to me, and vice versa. strange.
haven't tried mdma in a while but I used to love it whenever I'd do it once in a blue moon

lol

Why not though? They won't harm anyone, at worst they'll burn up in the atmosphere or float away.

Any key worker man in

urine is recycled idk about the dookey

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they said they wouldnt but i reckon this corona thing will be all comsuning so youre probably right

Don't worry, no chinks allowed

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Nationalise the cafes

Mental how China basically covered this virus up for months, used their money and influence on the WHO to downplay it and then have now caused it to spread far and wide, obliterating the world economy.

Fucking mental

you'll do fookin nothing

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>Don't-a worry, niente chinks allowed-a

What a waste of space freight sending poos back to earth.

think i have a temperature uh oh spaghetti-o

Never really got MDMA in a big way. The first time I did it was amazing but other times it just felt like I was fake happy for a few hours and then the arse fell out of me and my perception of the whole night was tainted with the comedown so it wasn't worth it.

more likely to get it from a non-chinese now init

mdma is fun but retards overdo in both dose and not leaving enough time between uses.

np

listening to really gay music and dancing shirtless like a massive faggot haha wahey

do you reckon everyone is going to now realise that socialism is the way forward?

nukes need to rain on beijing

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These people will be the reason we'll have a full lockdown and curfew.

i work part time as a shopper for deliveries
hope its not a ballache when i toil tomorrow, i dont know how its been

would love to be sitting there with a group of drug mongs completely out of it, just so I could stand up at random and slap the shit out of one of their faces. just right out of the blue
all the other bugman would go LAD!!! WHY DID U DO DAT?? and ultimately not do anything because they're faggots
fuck drug mongs. Haha