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fart edition

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I'm prepared to settle for an Asian gf.

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>they aren't ready to settle for you .

youtu.be/k5d_JcRy9QU

Hmmm

Post physique

Gave you a very autistic (You) in the old thread

they laughed at him, but who's laughing now?

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My parents have this bizarrely high toilet. I really don’t understand why my father chose to buy it.
I’m 6’3 and even for me it is too high to sit on comfortably, can barely take a shit on this thing. And both my parents are like two to three heads shorter than I am but they never complain.
Need to buy a little stool for my feet to rest on.
Also it’s a platform shitter so everything stinks up the toilet as it’s resting on there. Always have to courtesy flush.

thank you

Very difficult for me to accept that Zizek’s German meme toilets are real. Incomprehensible

Appreciated

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aztec codex, which deity is represented? cna see the speech scrolls but not sure hwo it is

For some reason when I go on phone data I get this flag.

I think Google is doing some auto VPN thing

Weird man

My parents have this bizarrely small toilet. I’m 6’3 and for me it is too small to sit on comfortably, can barely take a shit on this thing. Both my parents are like two to three heads shorter than I am so they never complain.
The bowl is too small so if I’m not careful my dick bumps into the front, which is disgusting, so then I have to sit too far back while shitting and the shit slides all the way down the side before reaching water, leaving major streaks. It’s not a platform shitter but it might as well be. Need to haul out the brush and double or triple flush every single time I use it.

I think too small wouldn’t be a problem at all as squatting is the ideal shitting manner. If I ever build a house I’d install a squat toilet for myself.

duuuuuude
man
like what if there was like ayys here
like right now haha
dude like what if theyre posting with us?
fucking insane to think about man haha

it is Tezcatlipoca

you can tell because he has a mirror where one of his feet should be

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oh geez, good spotting. used to seeing him as human figure with a black banded face

Why is there a pokeball

Remember when people used to unironically Poke each other on Facebook

rly should do a sleep...

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>sleeping

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i have to toil sunday at 7am...

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So stay up until later this Saturday afternoon/evening and then pass out and wake up sometime after midnight.

3 measures of gordons, one of vodka, half measure of kina lillet, shaken over ice and add a thin slice of lemon peel

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I drank a fifth of vodka

Going to play some more Siege now, even though my team will be trash and I will derank again.

It will be fun to play with shotguns and grief in chat.

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what is this dick flattening meme lmao

>every teammate is underage
>every teammate gets 0 kills every round

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sounds like someone is playing a kids game

>every teammate is underage
Shouldn’t you be happy about that you pedo

Is Joe dead?

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Yaisonne I approve of your taste in beautiful women. May we all find a cutie pi gf to ride out future quarantines with

just fuck each other you fag haha

Elementary student’s epidemic prevention artwork titled “washing hands”

Hmm! :D

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Maybe a lot of chinese kids are playing doctor with uncle zhang now that school's shut down

Day two of quarantine
I am losing my mind

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This game is rated M for mature.
I only like girls.

Psycho 24/7 screaming single mom in the apartment above doesn’t help

more like M for Mommy Please Buy This For Me The Mean Man At Gamestop Said I Need Your Permission

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Just wait until this starts :^)
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im NOT gay

why do they do this

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Even when I use nothing but pistols I am the best on the team.

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the /tg/ tranny janny is upset I'm posting cute sfw girls and he's deleting every image I post

Siege is a fun game, but it's tough to rank up when you have no friends.

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cute girls

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I love how mad the normalfags on Yas Forums get. That board is worse than Yas Forums.

deep

>tfw no californian gf

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What do they get mad about? That board just seems to discuss girls and neeting

They get mad about my thread.

lol literally nothing but preferences
must be some roastie

>literally nothing but preferences
No, I list a lot of objectively bad things.

>objectively

What sport?