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this bubonic plague is a right stinker

>I enjoyed that more than my first time having sex desu
What? How could you get to the point of being naked on top of a girl and NOT end up shagging?

You’re talking about the Jews yeah?

anyone just sitting there sometimes and a cringe memory will be triggered and you just want to punch yourself in the face?

FIRST HOT ONE I SEE WITH SEX IN HER EYES WILL BE THE HOT ONE I NEED TO TAKE HOME WITH ME TONIGHT

I wasn't until now
thanks

Anxious and I was trying not to fucking coom myself.

My ancestors were all thatchers and skilled farm workers don't know what you're talking about, didn't fight in any wars until WW1 and that's when the world started to end so it doesn't really matter anyway

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Both a blessing and a curse that no girl's cunt will ever feel quite as good as my own hand, don't you think?

unironically got a bum like this

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Truly didn't ask

going out to dinner tonight lads

Just couldn't get it up with a condom for a good few weeks after me and my first gf decided to lose our virginities together, would get so I was touching it and would just go soft or would just go soft when I put the condom on so we just cuddled naked

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeendeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Stand aside as they bow to the call of the beast
Tantalized and seduced by the demons released
Cast to the ground by the whim of the merciless sky
Born to the fire that burns in the all-seeing eye

>government printing money to help bail out companies
>doesn't take a stake in the companies as compensation
>doesn't even demand they redirect some investment towards goals in the national interest
>doesn't even stipulate that they have to not fire anyone in order to get the money
>just gives them a handout
sick of this shit. would rather they made every doley a billionaire and let the companies collapse.

didn't use a condom the first time, just came inside her, didn't ask if she was on birth control, still don't know

take me out of LA

take me out

of LA

fucking awesome

Just knew subconsciously that my genes were so potent it was a waste to shoot the. into a condom so my willy took a rest, you wouldn't understand la

Arse in tights?

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girls are partial to a nice bum too i'm told so god's speed lad

knocked a girl up so yes I would understand

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

janny's allowing this thread despite the old one only being on page 7
he's slipping

Imagine the farts

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just a bit emasculating to be built like a woman innit
wish I was a big burly lad able to throw a woman across a bed but if anything she's going to be the one tossing me around since I've got the frame of a malnourished school girl

>119962717
>119962699
Despise yanks

she needs to be dominated by a powerful black man

What is it about Asian ladyboys? They're almost more feminine than real girls

>They're almost more feminine than real girls
So they’re less feminine

Charlie

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Malaponte

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HE COME TO ME WITH MONEY IN HIS HAND
HE OFFERED ME I DIDNT ASK HIM
I WASNT KNOCKING SOMEONES DOOR DOWN I WAS RUNNING FROM THAT
WHEN I GOT OUT I WAS IN THAT I WAS ALREADY THROUGH THAT I HAD THAT
I HAD THE STUDIO I WENT TO THE STUDIO WENT TO FOX STUDIOS I HAD IT ALL AND I LOOKED AT IT AND I SAID THIS IS A BIGGER JAIL THAN I JUST GOT OUT OF
I DONT WANT TO TAKE MY TIME GOING TO WORK I GOT A MOTORCYCLE AND A SLEEPING BAG
AND 1O OR 25 GIRLS WHAT THE HELL I WANNA GO OFF AND GO TO WORK FOR
WORK FOR WHAT MONEY I GOT ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
IM THE KING MAN I RUN THE UNDERWORLD GUY
I DECIDE WHO DOES WHAT AND WHERE THEY DO IT AT
WHAT AM I GONNA RUN AROUND ACT LIKE IM SOME TEENY BOPPER
SOMEWHERE FOR SOMEBODY ELSES MONEY
I MALE THE MONEY MAN
I ROLL THE NICKELS
THE GAME IS MINE
I DEAL THE CARDS
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

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>paying me 2500 a month to do nothing
dare I say... based?

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Want to take are Emma to bed.

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What was his problem

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FBI or whatever wouldnt leave him alone on his farm with his grooming cult to nonce teenyboppers

I AM the beast I worship.

*roman salutes*

Liya Silver

Even Asian bois look good

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Just found this little thing i was working on from after the election and forgot to finish
Wanted an updated version of this old image i could never re-source from brexit threads

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>Tim Martin of Wetherspoons “There has been hardly any transmission of the Virus within Pubs”

How could he possibly know that

reckon the peng tinder match is actually a bot
ffs

alri Em how's the bogroll sitch (situation)

Good Vulcan surname

ooo-ee-ooo i look just like buddy holly

countering anime foot lad with my new gimmick, classical art feet

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Hes chatting shit because he wants his pubs to stay open

wish i could convince my gf to wear gothic lolita stuff

Notice how the janitor just capitulates now

Mental how you all do the same to him when he deletes your precious threads

Most women don't go in for paedos.