/brit/ + /aus/

Gul Dukat did nothing wrong edition

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Emmett is right

There are some beautiful mountains in France, he wouldn’t know as he’s never left his home province

they are actually, though for a different reason than heavy import nations
the farms run on temporary migrant labour and they're already warning the flight grounding is going to hit supply chains hard

we did not inherit THULÊ from our ancestors
we have borrowed it from our children
- greta thunvarg

After 3 days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed

And the story it told of a river that flowed made me sad to think it was dead

the lads aka the boys aka the fucking LEGENDS

he hasn't posted anything on youtube since he got out the psych ward so maybe they are. he seems more sane so i think he's taking his meds.
tbf to the NHS, it takes a lot of money, time and resources to look after one person constantly indefinitely. i'm sure he has weekly check ups with a psychiatrist or something but i doubt people are going round severel times per week to check up on him.
honestly, Tim is very functional for a schizophrenic, especially for his age. as far as schizophrenia goes, Tim's case is relatively mild. i've been in the psych ward and i've seen first hand just how fucked schizophrenia is. tim is very lucid and is capable of looking after himself under normal circumstances, im not sure he'll be able to function under coronavirus circumstances though. i dont think he understand that he needs to stay in doors, wash his hands and buy food that will last weeks or months. i think it's because he's extremely rigid with his patterns, he does the exact same thing every day. the same meals, the same clothes, the same restaurant, etc. i dont think he's mentally capable of changing his diet and eating different meals. i don't think he's mentally capable of buying different food and buying more food. i don't think he's capable of understanding how this virus is going to affect him. i bet we'll still see tim going shopping for the same food items every day and going walking in the same park every day even during the absolute peak of the pandemic when hundreds of peple are dying every day.

The seasonal flu has killed far more Bajorans than any Cardassian "genocide" ever did.

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good song that

I have, of course.
But even if I hadn't...

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They're giving you money to keep you pliant. There will be cheap booze, decriminalised drugs.

There are no antibodies. There will be no vaccine. The future if mankind is a endless cycle of infection until death. It really is over.

what the fuck that face really scared me. jesus christ man. it scared me so much i froze and started shaking and my brain and stomach hurt.
dont post scary pictures please

ded

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SHALL be moving to singapore or taiwan since they've basically got no 'rona

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>British Columbia (944,740 km2) is 13 times as big as Ireland (70,273 km2).

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STARLESS AND BIBLE BLACK

dont care

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Why don’t you move back to France

Come home white man as it were

I can't tell if Tim is so rigid in his routine and repetition because he has Co morbid autism or if it's because he's spent so much time in mental hospitals it's all he knows.

West Britain and Further West Britain

just finished an absolute monster of a slayer task

>this fucking virgin freak aussie punching in for an 18 hour shift of his star trek memes and homer simpson shops
peace

Is this bigger than 9/11 and its consequences?

All the more terrain to hide in

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Status report? Shelter in place orders commence tomorrow in my state, I am however exempt

don't forget the always hilarious jo cox memes

Bajorans can touch your lobes but never your gold pressed latinum

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hes a good bloke i reckon

shut them down and take the pyrimads off them TODAY

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you're a big province

what's 9/11

>this aussie (singular) who posts star trek and photoshops

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plenty support work agencies about.. social work could even do it in house. tim's budget would e tiny as well. he just needs a drop in

Ah yes, Stockport

Urban France is full of muds.
Rural France would be a downgrade from rural B.C.

unironically loved deep space 9 despite not being a fan of other star trek stuff really
I think I liked it because it's different

>the one aussie (singular) who photoshops

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it's very clearly one person (you)
you have an obnoxious posting style, the sort that develops out of a narcissistic belief that everyone loves it while you're ignored

got the 'rona lads

Think it will follow the story arc of the late 2010's, where 20th century liberalism is rejected in favour of right-populism, with a growing tide of left-populism as a response to that

i think it's part of his schizophrenia. he seems to have an obsession with time keeping and tracking the time and date. i know he started doing it originally to prove it was actually him in the videos and prove to health workers that he was at home at a specific time on a specific day. i think his obsession with sticking to extremely rigid routines and tracking the time and date has continually gotten worse since then. im not sure if he even does it to prove his location to the doctors anymore, i think he just does it out of habit or for some bizarre schizo reason we'll never understand.

where's bezos in all this? why doesnt he save us with robots

little rat thing marc antony messing me about...he's hacking my papyrus scrolls...

not me
me
not me
and seeing as one replied to the other im assuming that means theres 3 in here right now

not a fan of star trek posting

Rural France is really, really fucking nice. I can’t tell you if that’s true or not because I’ve never been to BC but phwoarrr rural France is very nice Emmett, plan on moving there myself. To the valley of the Gauls, my ancestors :)

btfo
considered yourself retired, kid

>it's very clearly one person (you)
>you have an obnoxious posting style, the sort that develops out of a narcissistic belief that everyone loves it while you're ignored

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feels good to have recovered from the 'rona and be immune already

aussies: stop having a go at eachother
you're all legends simple as

Why is DS9 so wildly preeminent here at 4channels?

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Virgins love their Space Mall.

Tons of restrictions on camping in France tho

i started this. i came up with this. i knew it'd be the most powerful insult to say to someone. ive since had it used against me. it's like oppenheimer getting killed by a nuclear bomb. my own super weapon was used against me. my creation has left my grasp and is now out of control. be careful when you decide to use it. it is extremely powerful. it does not trigger people, it scares them. it weakens them. it makes them consider stopping posting forever.
please use it wisely. it is not to be taken lightly.

I am a virgin with a capital V

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there's phimo aussie (deceased)
schizo woman aussie (lachlan)
pink dog aussie
friendlyposter aussie
anime feet aussie
emmett shopping aussie
emmett faceapping aussie
emmett mirroring aussie (me)
coronavirus pozzed aussie
welsh/bender aussie
oxford aussie
drawing aussie
deranged narcisst larp aussie (Turtle)
dead uncle aussie (not sure he ever existed)
lyric poster aussie (deceased)
chink poster/ccp larp aussie
and 5'8"its over aussie
rentberg wont let me get a dog aussie
rentberg will let me get a dog aussie

any more?

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are you talking about greentext wojaking someone or telling them nobody likes them?

oh nonono

yeah me

poo whiffs

You seem to have forgotten that nobody gives a fuck

I'd like to see the Alps in the flesh at some point in my life.

alri

>dead uncle aussie (not sure he ever existed)
Found the dead uncle aussie

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all me

For me it's 'all your posts are shit'

Mont Blanc is stunning. Savoie is like a dream. It’s one of the most beautiful sights Europe has to offer.

hello emmett

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A toast, a toast to our new janitors!
Thank you to everyone who applied!

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Just woke up, 13:30 here in Australia's premier city. Treated myself to a shower and a coffee. I play to catch up on some reading today, the only thing I've been reading recently is /brit/ and the news! Hope you all have a good day too.

/brit/ in a few weeks when the new jan turns up for a few weeks before going back to normal

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have you never cuddled a girl?
have you never had a girl tell you she loves you?
have you never looked into a girl eyes and told her you loved her?
have you never had a girl scratch your back in bed?
have you never fell asleep while holding a girls hand?
have you never had a girl fall asleep when resting her head on your chest with your arms around her?
have you never tongue kissed a girl and listened to her moan?
have you never said "morning pretty girl" and kissed a girl on the forehead in the morning?
have you never cuddled a girl while watching anime together in bed?
have you never had a girl tell you that you're the most handsome lad she's ever seen and that she loves you more than anything?
have you never had a girl gently run her fingers along your face and hair like real life asmr?
have you never spooned with a girl?
have you never had a girl put your erection between her bumcheeks when you're spooning her?
really? have you really never had that stuff? seriously? really? are you being serious? reallllllllly?

Also, from watching Varg videos I can tell his area looks decent. Dunno if I'd rather live there than rural British Columbia though. Probably not, unless there was some particular reason for me to be there.

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The Aussie from last night who lost his job because of Corona and was super pissed

>have you never said "morning pretty girl" and kissed a girl on the forehead in the morning?
done them all except this

Hiking in the Alps was top 3 holidays easily

the telling them that their posting style is extremely identifiable and that they stick out like a sore thumb and they're one of the worst posters on /brit/ and nobody likes them

>have you never cuddled a girl?
done
>have you never had a girl tell you she loves you?
done
>have you never looked into a girl eyes and told her you loved her?
done
>have you never had a girl scratch your back in bed?
done
>have you never fell asleep while holding a girls hand?
done
>have you never had a girl fall asleep when resting her head on your chest with your arms around her?
done
>have you never tongue kissed a girl and listened to her moan?
done
>have you never said "morning pretty girl" and kissed a girl on the forehead in the morning?
of course not you nonce freak
>have you never cuddled a girl while watching anime together in bed?
same as above
>have you never had a girl tell you that you're the most handsome lad she's ever seen and that she loves you more than anything?
done but she was lying
>have you never had a girl gently run her fingers along your face and hair like real life asmr?
get a grip asmr nonce autist
>have you never spooned with a girl?
done
>have you never had a girl put your erection between her bumcheeks when you're spooning her?
done

Retard.

rip lil nigga

dumb question but are 'friendlyposter aussie' and friendlylad the same person

Sounds pleasant when you pitch it like that but won't fall for it

people have done that to me multiple times on many flags
its the best thing about anonymity you dont have to give a shit
people especially didnt like my hazmat posting when /brit/ was still just a flu mode

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Yeah I was only joking, I’m sure your comfortable in BC. The alpine architecture gives me a hard on, it’s cosy as fuck. Foods great, women are very pretty, weathers great, landscapes are better. French just do it correctly imho.

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Definitive list of de lads [Australian], as confirmed by quads

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pipe down cutie

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The dordogne is really nice too. Really warm hazy summers.

what do you call your gf?
i think "baby" and "boo" and "bae" and "honey" is very cringe so i just call her "girl" or "pretty" or "beautiful" or a combination of those words like "pretty girl" or "beautiful girl". maybe they're quite bland and boring now that i think about it. any recommendations?

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im gonna say the n word

for me, it's me, because I have no identifiable posting style

aye

i invented it. i was the first person to say it. i've seen people repeat my original post almost verbatim, saying "you stick out like a sore thumb" is quite commonly used after i used it first.

ive tried babe a few times and sometimes it felt fine but sometimes forced
i think it works best in a yank accent
used darling a few times but be warned it can sound very condescending in the wrong context and cause them to get menstrual

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"luv"; gets the job done, doesn't sound too soppy, reckon it'd sound lovely coming from a manc's maw

Had an extremely vivid dream last night.
Walking the dog with my cousin and exploring abandoned malls and houses.
I never thought to ask "Where did they go?"

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Girl on its own makes me think of creepy 70s pedos for some reason.

i dont give a shit mate i dont know who you are (and i certainly dont want to) so it doesnt matter
in fact when you go to sleep im going to tell everyone i invented lol

>tfw not interesting enough to be a /brit/ personality even though i've been here since the days of craven and fatcam

for me it's 'bub'
'gorgeous' never goes astray

Is that place any good? Or is it over hyped like five guys

don't care

Not one mention of maisielad you shower of newfags

this lad is properly switched on

Usually have a personalised nickname born out of casual conversation prior to the gfing stage

I invented the term roflcopter

lol nope
remember witnessing that happen though lol
weren't there some other pictures in there too?

tbf at least 4 of those personalities are me forcing gimmicks when i didnt have a job
you decide which

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Mad how homosexuals got Chick-fil-a kicked out of the uk

your post are extremely identifiable. you stick out like a sore thumb. you try your hardest to fit in and you fail miserably. when you start posting every one is like "oh for fucks sake that unfunny autistic aussie poster is back". you're easily one of the worst posters here. please stop posting forever.

i filtered him
same with cara and sue

we know, but he's long, long gone

i invented this gimmick lol
now its been used against me dont know whether to be sad or proud

Big fan of the word 'whether'. I don't think it's emphasised enough in school. I feel that these posts would benefit from using 'whether' instead of 'if'

their burgers and shakes are good for the price but their fries are shit

i started the "having a x" and "doing a x" gimmick tbf but it's really not something to brag about because it's just lazy posting really isn't it

the singular bradleyposter
the singular aussie
the singular leaf (emmett)
the singular mickoid (tismboko)

id rather not have one desu. i hate being "the mancbender". im probably one of the worst personalities ever. definitley bottom 5 for sure.

you forgot 'pubposter aussie' but im pretty sure thats just friendlylad

my bf really likes that gimmick he's seen it on my screen a few times and he quite often just randomly blurts out shit like doing a poo lads

never heard of you

just invented a new gimmick where you tell the best posters here they are the worst posters and that they stick out like a sore thumb and that they should stop posting just to keep them on their toes

>bf

Does he yeah

been subject to that gymmicque for eons