/dixie/ - Southern US + friends

Kobe's agent probably makes more from Kobe being alive than whatever insurance policy there is on him.

REFINED and LUXURIOUS

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also women know jack shit about cars, you`re delusional

>dogeater cope

We will never know. Maybe he needed the money up front because reasons. A good life insurance policy can be pretty big.

>admitting you have no fucking clue what the motive would have been but still believing it was a setup because helicopters NEVER crash accidentally

His agent is literally the GM of the Lakers I don't think he would have any money issues. Also helicopters crash all the time.

>>dogeater cope

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>yank in cat 5 chimpout because someone insulted the car mommy and daddy bought for him

macon is finally out of his low energy state, i see

no i'm just not that drunk yet

No I mean we'll never know if there insurance policy was a better deal or if him being alive was more of a payoff.
Right before a big financial crash? The timing begs questions in my mind. If it seems normal to you that's ok too but I don't think crashes are that terribly normal.

youtu.be/A9AHFm6Fk1g

>projecting this hard

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Viper confirmed Poolack

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>Kobe Bryant was assassinated by his agent in order to get more money before a massive economic downturn caused by people overreacting to a virus from bats

what fucking connection are you trying to draw jesus christ i've rewritten this post to convey my absolute confusion several times

only real niggas release albums with 1476x2048 covers

>more cope

Remember when a whole bunch of CEOs were resigning and taking retirement packages in January/February? This was at the same time a bunch of Senators were dumping their stocks so there’s probably been a massive amount of insider trading as the rich learned before everyone else COVID-19 was gonna cause an economic depression and mass unemployment.

the black death was literally caused by fleas on rats, so I don't get why coronavirus coming from bats is supposed to somehow be a knock against it

There is no need to get this upset over my Alex Jones level conspiracy theory. But cobb summarize it for you.

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LOOK AT I PHONE DOG CANCER

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>before everyone else COVID-19 was gonna cause an economic depression and mass unemployment.
yeah because they totally needed more information than was publicly available to guess that people were going to overreact to a flu outbreak
Yas Forums was talking about coronavirus in december, it wasn't exactly a well kept secret

Richard Burr was recorded telling a bunch of wealthy donors in NC that coronavirus was going to cause a fucking meltdown, while he was still insisting to the public at large that there was no danger. What you're suggesting (that rich people were clued in) not only happened, but is documented and being reported in the news.

>Yas Forums
Shut the fuck up.

fuck you

Does anyone know this flagglette?

Efi ftw

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He didn't say anything Yas Forumstardish, he literally just stated what was being discussed there. Stop acting like a child.

stupid worthless post fuck off to some other garbage Yas Forums thread if you're going to be a belligerent flaglet faggot

also it's not a depression yet

more of an external combustion engine man myself

I thought my Richard Burr post was very informative but he didn't reply to that
very upset rn

i don't think insider trading is a thing for congressmen

i was going to reply saying it's normal for the public to be told something different as not to incite panic but i decided not to post it because knowing you, you'd consider it a direct affront to everything you believe and think i'm trying to argue so i decided not to

who wants to watch pro wrestling in cy

Remember when Martha Stewart went to jail for that? Then she got out and was doing commercials with Snoop Dogg?

I don't think it breaks the law unless there's profit made from it. Avoiding huge losses by dumping after a classified briefing is really fucking sketchy but I don't think it's illegal. On the other hand, the Jawja thot actually used that info to buy stock in some teleworking supply company, so she could be in deep shit.

ok

I do actually, it was one of the first news stories I remember.

don't know why that of all things was something my little brain decided to register, considering I didn't know who Martha Stewart was, but for some reason I did

Do you think people on her level get any street cred in her circle of friends after they get out of federal white collar "cupcake" prison?

i don't think the briefings are covered by the SEC tho

i think stewart was mostly punished for obstruction of justice

one of the things i first remember after becoming "awake" when i was 10 is the invasion of Georgia because i thought putin was invading jawja

the first thing on your mind was georgia, very good

jawja is always on my mind

I think considering how difficult it is to actually get yourself in trouble for white collar crime as an affluent celebrity it probably just made her seem really clueless and stupid to those people.

It's possible the feds were just trying to make an example of her, though; that's basically what they did with Wesley Snipes for tax evasion.

I have no clue, I think Plant told me that reps and senators are immune from all insider trading prosecution anyway.

god I miss the stone mountain laser show

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>not 9/11

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You might be right.
I wonder if she pissed someone off. You're right though it's hard for people like that to get in trouble.

>I think Plant told me that reps and senators are immune from all insider trading prosecution anyway.
doesn't mean they won't get absolutely fucking destroyed in the election if the dems choose to bring it up close to election day

I said one of. It was:
Lewinsky (I only remember it because PBS would interrupt Dragon Tales to show boring shit about it sometimes)
9/11
Operation Iraqi Freedom (have a particularly vivid memory of David Gregory standing in front of a tank reporting war stuff)
Martha Stewart

youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc

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for some reason i remember being dumb from kindergarten to 2nd grade and then something just clicked in the middle of 3rd grade and everything was piss easy from then on

Burr is retiring, Loefler's in Georgia, Inhofe is in Oklahoma, and Feinstein is in California (she was implicated today)
they're all safe

>and Feinstein is in California
i wish they'd done something about her having someone on her staff who was leaking shit to the chinese

I wish she'd just leave office entirely, because she's basically 120 year old Hillary with twice the corruption

why the FUCK would you buy toy toolsets for your children, just let them use the real thing

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That kid is old enough to use the real ones.

wow it's like you want little Jaiydenn to get an ouchie you fucking monster

here you go 6 y/o timmy heres your drill press

>he wasn't using bandsaws at the age of 6 to make pinewood derby cars
explains alot

imagine being one of those kids with autistic parents who got super srs about pinewood derby shit

Well it would save on having to buy a second set of tools that don't even work.

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imagine being one of those kids with autistic parents who got super srs about any fun activity in their child`s life

in this household, we stick with the Fisher-Price industrial grinders until at least the age of six

imagine being an Asian kid

>his parents had him end milling at the age of 4
based Bangladeshi child worker

>not making your 9 year old child learn how to throw sliders so he can make it to the Show

The thought of this kind of autistic parent makes me laugh and laugh. Dragging their kid into hobbies. Not just being like "you figure it the fug out".

Tbh I would have rathered a parent who pushed me towards something I was into. My dad used to just tell my brothers and I why we wouldn't like purusing things or why we wouldn't be suited to them. Then years later he gave us shit for never doing anything.

>purusing
pursuing*

I was into MMA so my parents beat the living shit out of me