/brit/ + /aus/

Oriental chebs for all

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out of your mind if you think normies are just going to stay indoors for 6 months
simply won't be happening

bloody hell

have sex gamer freak

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i'm not more racist against asians because of corona virus
i'm more racist against asians because of all the people coming out in 'defence' of the chinese, who are the single most racist group on earth

bros before hoes

statistically chances are someone here's got the 'rona
Who is it?

diagnose lads
voca.ro/orQDjvVTJry

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Filled with wanderlust. Think it's fuelled not by a sense of adventure but for a desperate need to escape the shitty life I've lived so far, pretend I haven't been a mess my entire life and just disappear into the ether.

Success breeds jealousy
Don't worry little tax haven man you'll be back where you belong under the Queen soon enough, you're part of the genetic and cultural Anglosphere after all

actually vile
delete it please mate

it's called brotherhood you git but you wouldn't understand

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Ngl, I’m wondering what it would be like to eat out a pretty girl with no expectations of reciprocity. I’ve had blowjobs and I’ve had sex but none of the girls I’ve slept with wanted me to do it. I wonder how I’d even bring it up as an offer.

Mon frere

arse like a pancake
shoulders like a scrum half

Hardly

Sucking off Britain is appropriate for a /brit/ thread. Why would you post on /brit/ if you hated Britain? Anglophilia is pretty much a prerequisite to post here

grim

Dead uncle

Fake AND Gay

need the police patrolling the streets and taking out super spreading normies intent on having a good time regardless

just start kissing your way down her body until you get to her fanny

Just think the Aussies trying so desperately to curry favour is fucking sad and embarrassing when they are essentially pseudo yanks

Australian posters are Reddit

one time I suggested it with a woman and she said I would need to brush my teeth before I kissed her afterwards so I declined
female chad?

seriously doubt anybody in this country can afford to stay at home

Why ask? Just do it? Or are you referring to one night stands and not a gf?

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I always get pulled up and/or asked to put it in at that point

ewwww why does she look like an orangetang :D

thank you user MD

never understood this
you lash out at australia then when they reply you just make up the uncle stuff again
wonder if you believe it or if it's just a very dedicated troll
either way there is serious hatred for australia coming from ireland because deep down they resent australia's success, striking out alone without hatred or violence, compared to their fight for failure that they hold so dear to their heart

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1224661041495212032?lang=en

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some girls don't want it, some expect it, most like it
you don't need to ask, just be on top of her while kissing, then kiss lower till yer at her fanny (neck, chest, chebs, belly, etc)
if she stops you on the way down she won't want it, if not she does

incredibly ignorant (i suspect wilfully) post, no point engaging with you further

stupid...and possibly downright dangerous.

South Park Corona episode will probably be Butters grounding everyone for all the times his parents grounded him while Randy comes up with some silly game to keep the townsfolk entertained.

/r/agedlikemilk

if you think the way aussies are in /brit/ is trying to "curry favour" then you genuinely don't understand australians at all
it's like being genuinely enthusiastic about something is an alien concept

what's your PIN number lads?
for me, it's 1488

Already broken through my rations

yeh im pissed now

this is how pandemics start

Are you fucking kidding me? Success? What success has Australia had? Australia don’t even have a culture of their own, you don’t have literature, you don’t have any sport, you don’t have fucking anything, you barely have a history. You’re fucking nothing you dumb Aussie cunt, that’s why you’re riding Britain’s coattails.

Btw
desuarchive.org/int/thread/66613609/#66615106

wish aussies would stop throwing curry in my face

>anti racists lead to mass rapes in UK
>anti racists lead to mass deaths in Italy
truly it is the right and just path to follow

In some places in the USA, AIDS is also called the British Virus

>when virtue signalling becomes darwinism

We'll pray for the Pope to intercede for you lad

will the oppression ever end

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The Protestant parts of Northern Ireland > Australia > Wales > The Protestant parts of Scotland > New Zealand > America > South England > South Africa > Canada > The Southern states of America > North England > The Falkland Islands > Argentina >the catholic parrts of northern ireland > the catholic parts of scotland > ireland

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got 87 mods installed on New Vegas and it still runs absolutely fine. no crashes or anything, it's only crashed once and it was because i installed a fucked up mod. only problem i've got is peoples faces are sometimes a different colour to their body, so they'll have white faces but a brown body. anybody know how to fix that problem? i think it's caused by fallout character overhaul.
fucking love new vegas. the mods i've got installed are absolutely peng. if i could figure out how to install an ENB it'd look even more modern than fallout 4.
got a mod that adds literally like a fucking thousand outfits ripped directly from other games. joels outfit and backpack for last of us, the outfits from all the classes on battlefield 1 and 4, all the SAS outfits from MW3, captain prices and soaps outifts from MW2 and 3. so many peng outfits it's unreal. fucking love the mods for this game.
why aren't you modding new vegas? what's your excuse? you can run NV on a fucking potato

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Fuck me lads, I work at maccies and I don't know if I got a job tomorrow :DDDDD
At least BoJo's gunna pay for me if I miss work, this corona shit is driving me mad.

this

theres been a big move toward this total denial of british/australian relations recently
its why i wanted to make /brit/ + /aus/
that and id love to see us someone saved from the baltic nonces and their anime posting
oh well guess they'll never realise that while aussies aren't british they still like the brits
nationalism to so many people means hating everyone else but its unnecessary when you share so much heritage and history

You know the archive exists mate? I can see posts of you being bullied about you dead uncle from 2016 at a moment's notice.

@119957747
look at him seethe
absolute jelloid

A lot of girls are self conscious about their fanny smelling, so they worry about you going down there. I've never been able to work out how to reassure them that it doesn't without sounding like a mongo retard though.

The Protestant parts of Northern Ireland are unironically third world trash, but I think you know this already Billy, because nobody but an inbred disgusting smelly soap dodging orange cunt would rank those shitholes that highly

twitter.com/narsissyus/status/1241146176432463872
would you still suck his dick even if you knew he had coronavirus?
for me it's a resounding YES. i'd still suck his dick even if he had AIDs. he cute.

Alri jelloid

Quads of God confirm

I give it a week before there's rioting. Check em

Ballyhackamore is based and you know this mboko

sore throat
nose running
slight pains in the chest
fever status: unknown (dont have thermometer)

im doing it. ive got the 'na

Who’s your favourite composer lads?

Mine is Ralph Vaughan Williams

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Carrickfergus is god tier

Borodin

never posted in those baltic threads, i'm a /brit/man so I wouldn't know
I know one guy has been trying to claim there's no friendship, and obviously the enraged Irishman will, but real life proves otherwise - we are still profoundly close culturally and are growing even closer geopolitically post-brexit

kurt vonnegut

mmm...curry flavour

adults refer to the restock of supplies as "shopping"

1453

The posh parts are hardly reflective of Protestant Northern Ireland which is, for the most part, very grim

A grim kip

Visited Enniskillen once

only old song i like is this
youtube.com/watch?v=iT-ZAAi4UQQ
very very beautiful. mental how quickly art progressed during the Renaissance.

>East Belfast
Would rather live in Baghdad fuck sake

...

8008

>le gentlemens club... let us talk politics and cultural mutuality fellow le gentlemen -_-

i don't get why so many companies were worrying about paying staff so soon? anyone could tell you government was going to intervene and most pay runs are what? monthly fortnightly? point is there can't be that many getting paid daily maybe temps and short term contractors . but companies were freaking out about salaries from day 1

Hate how nice of a location Carrickfergus is, because the people there are genuine scum

1066 battle of Hastings

okay lets take it one at a time i guess
>literature
Neither do you, there are some anglo irish writers i guess but no true blooded irish boys as you would see it
>you don’t have any sport
seriously? aussie rules, rugby, cricket
banter about rugby and/or cricket with ireland, england, scotland, wales and NZ is huge in aus and all of those countries, remember australia has nothing against ireland and ireland has nothing against aus, you're just a sad little virgin whos clearly incapable of a little laugh unlike your countrymen who are by and large great fun
>you barely have a history
'we invaded britain loads and then they came back and we moaned so much for them to fuck off so they did and then we starved because we forgot how to feed ourselves and now we let americans live here tax free while we kill each other over border wars and drugs' is hardly a fruitful history for such an old nation lol

anyway, regardless of the cultural arguments we're economically, geographically and politically far more successful than you and to add to it we arent run by a gay paki president who ships our rights abroad so he can coathanger little ginger babies

Running water is a shock to you yes
we get it

theres hasn't been anything like this
except for the several bad flu outbreaks in the 50s and 60s and the spanish flu and the plague and constant cholera/dysentry outbreaks in cities

Reading some Orwell(Burmese Days) lads. What are you lot reading at the moment?

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