How is this possible?

How is this possible?

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hahaha get fucked germans

41 new cases in China.
Lies

Germans are like insects - hard to kill and harder to love.

Deutschland über alles!

fake numbers by the FR"G" Ltd

climbing kind of fast. they added 24 deaths in the last day

Xi Jinping - gained power in 2012;
Angela Merkel - gained power in 2005.
They have even faker numbers than China. It's a wonder that everybody doesn't see them as the dictatorship they are.

She was voted into power 4 times. Nothing dictatorial about that.

Probably a younger population. The virus doesn't have much of an effect on young, healthy asults

And Putin's been voted into power countless times

germs are lying - more news at 11

Yes, ""voted""

Yes, and Germans ""voted"" for Merkel

Where can I find this table?

There are actually meaningfull opposing candidates and the whole government isn't a puppet show for the president in germany.

No, we just have the highest number of ICU beds per capita after the US. But they are actually accessible for the whole population and not just the rich and well-insured.

Right…
express.co.uk/news/world/1239292/Angela-Merkel-German-Chancellor-Thuringia-AfD-Kemmerich-latest-news

www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Both the US and Germany have already more active cases than us.

>we have 19,573 cases already
w-what

>very good concentration of ICU beds, second only to US
>payment system isn't a psychological scar from the cold war, like the US' is.
>key skills in healh sector specialise in virology and intensive care treatment
>germany has a surprisingly good healthcare system on top of that, so that rotas can mostly stay stable

In addition, 2 of the 3 companies working on a vaccine are German. They'll weather this out. First point is probably most key, as that's the real bottleneck of treatment for the UK NHS. That and the underfunding by the Tories, but who cares, the old biddies will still vote Blue next election, Jezza's hiding Hamas in his beard, rite?

Still very little considering your population.

Any form of critical care is accepted here, my dude. Even for uninsured visitors, if you have dire need of medical care they fudge it. Access to medical care isn't really the problem, it's where the money goes and how.much it costs that needs to be fixed

The biggest difference is that Merkel doesn't fucking kill her opponents, unlike Putin.

Cope

They've lied their way out of every international incident and global condemnation they've caused or been involved in for the past 40 years, why would they stop now? Clearly it works

""only dictatorships like china fake their numbers""

its called "Healthcare" dummys

Putin never killed any of his opponents, stop being retarded

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Maybe the retards where right and it doesn't affect white people (germanics)?

hahhahahha wait till you see sweden ahahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Germany is actually testing properly, possibly the only Western country with this honor.

Prove me wrong.

Probably just classifying corona-related deaths differently or something.

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bamp

janny banned this corona threads when it was just spreading, in a way admin is responsible for censuring the knowledge to avoid it

*these* for you redditors

universal healthcare unironically

see: the different death rates between Germany and Burgerland

So they're doing what Japan is doing?

But Japan actually has the Olympics to worry about.

bait

He killed journalists and defectors tho

This is partly a meme. It is quite impossible to determine the cause of death for people with multiple conditions like being very old, having corona or diabetes etc... it doesn't make sense to sum up everybody to corona. Whether it's a crisis or a nothingburger we'll see when the death rate exceeds significantly the average of the 5-10 years before. Remember that 20000-30000 people die every year of the common flu in Germany alone.

>He killed journalists
Not enough, clearly.

In 2015, Germany got millions of free doctors, scientists, and engineers. They are now helping Deutschland with the coronavirus. Thank you, refugees and migrants!

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>Germany is actually testing properly, possibly the only Western country with this honor.
>
>Prove me wrong.

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Why does Germany have such a large proportion of critical beds?! It's not like if they were handling tough situations on a daily basis like lot of attempted murders, traffic crashes or Krauts getting a stroke/cardiac arrest every month.

When a curfew is put up testing is anyhow useless as everyone is either in quarantine at home or at hospital with strong symptoms. It doesn't provide any meaningful measure as anybody with strong symptoms has to go to the hospital, independent of whether it's corona or not.

Federal country, each lander is trying its best, they follow roughly their statisticians and usual recommandations, germs being germs, however their official number aren't the good ones; again, germs being germs.

What was he supposed to do?
He had 5 sits in 90 people parlament.
You can't reign like this.

1) They don't test dead people (unlike Italians)
2) They have 15 times more ventilators per capita than Italians
3) They include everyone in the "infected" category, not just those with the worst symptoms
4) Like a half of the patients counted as those who died from "pneumonia" probably died from COVID-19, but Germans don't want to ruin their good numbers.

Their real numbers should be at least two times higher.

they are not counting the dead with corona as corona deaths, instead if they had an underlying problem they are citing it as a death related to this problem
simple as

>Why does Germany have such a large proportion of critical beds?

When you are exclusively surrounded by countries that absolute HATE you and are plotting your demise and conspiring to destroy you, you take precautions.

>actually meaningfull opposing candidates
Get the fuck out redditard

I didn't know there were this many Yas Forumscels on Yas Forums.

That's kind of sad. Go back to your containment board, Yas Forumscels! Shoo shoo!

The real infected of Italy are 10x times higher.
Not everyone gets tested, mainly the critical cases end up in the hospital and get the test.
Italy will be the first country to get over it.

They test more people, idiot.

>Remember that 20000-30000 people die every year of the common flu in Germany alone
No, they don't. The most extreme year was 25.000

>The most extreme year was 25.000

That's a lot of yeears.

Oh, look a bean counter.

in fact they don't test post mortem, stupid

but we're still in 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!

germans lie just like emission tests

Our Goverment, not the People, my friend. anyhow that reminds my of all the Mercedes and BMWs in Turkey XD