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how long has this been here

If I were Chinese I would agree with your take.

bing bing wahoo

Would a brit use the term "hit up" in terms of, say, going to a pub? Like "let's hit up the pub".

This book is meant to be about malinois but its starting to read like fanfiction

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reckon people in china be feeling these kinda vibes right now

youtube.com/watch?v=koOQGxD4YLQ

oy vey mods kill this thread immediately!

Fucking hate British people

more like
>spain
it will be worse than italy soon

Dunno what does it mean tho

>he says in English, his only language, while his country is not relevant enough to list

If they were a yankified faggot yeah

screen went yellow after opening this pic, what does it say?

Do you really though

he says, shouting into the void in their general

looks like it's the bloody Spanish flu 2

Western Brit hates British people?

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>he doesn't https by default everywhere
you are lost

So will UK you illiterate goon

this was horrific in the cinema bass was rumbling all over like it was some 4d shit

think of how much ASMR will be produced by self isolating qts
youtube.com/watch?v=gjBZ7a7Z9lw

its a poverty thing

*cough*

>that Irish mortality rate
OH NONONONO

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Drinking a smoked helles lager. Can definitely taste the smoke. Other than that, horny and lonely. I’ve been fantasizing about Asian women a lot lately. I’d really like to sleep with one.

Alri tanks mate

It's not on the list because we dont have 10 deaths you absolute fucking idiot

Thats number of deaths not death rate

puttering

you LOVE to see it

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London underground this mornin

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Everyone hates a country or a race or a religion until they meet a cute girl from it

Spain will still be worse
Boris has chinese advisors to contain it

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>your uncle's mortality rate
lol

getting out my littman and 'avin a listen to my lll and rll

Met a fair few cute israelis but i’m still #palestine

you can't just ban the pub

why didn't they just fish

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brown hands

youtu.be/STzZycVZSTQ?t=13

yeah they reduced the frequency of trains lmao

someone at a wedding in uruguay infected 44 others. imagine that tube carriage being corona'd.

>number of deaths scaled to a unit of time

Yes it is

lol me after I banged a fucking unreal israeli bird

Sam vaknin warned us about this

imagining the banana is a willy

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i really hope they find some sort of treatment that makes catching this not so dangerous so that the shutdowns can end

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>english boy from england speaking english (his only language) next to a british flag on an english speaking website in a thread dedicated to britain larps as an irish nationalist and accuses random australian man #757583 of having a dead uncle

imagine getting this sent to you...

Not good for the 'ol mental health this
depressing vibes at toil

>i'm still #palestine
can i ask why? how israel treats them are wrong obviously but how can you side with palestine who have third world tier rights and civilization

fucks sake downstairs are shagging again

Ireland deaths will be at the end of BBC broadcasts, the 'and now for some lighter news' segments

and having a boner and then getting this

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be brave and have heart la x

Jokes

Death rate is deaths/cases
Arguably the integral of that graph would be death rate by time but that graph isnt

>mental health
>depression

oh my days give it a rest

STOP
wait a minute

Doing a watch

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Lmao

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honestly i think the uk will handle the coronavirus in a civilised manner (well as civilised as possible anyway, mostly the good/nice areas, the poor areas god knows)

as for the usa, ummm,.....

>pomboo calling anybody else a larper

heh

Love Reading Sam Vaknins stuff me

Bit cheeky x

>simping for jew gash
it doesn't get any lower

Because i dont want pakis colonising my land and i am consistent in my beliefs so i support their right to not have jews colonising theirs

>casual toil thinks I'll work from home
>know for a fact they want to shift to working from home to pay us less

lmao nice try

arab hands

the thing is once you get rid of the knickers and have a whiff and taste, you realize it's just arse
just arse la
nowt more nowt less

kinda want to smoke crack before i die ngl

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her instagram

instagram.com/bluetiernen/

Will it cheer you up as you mourn your families death thanks to some moron deciding herd immunity was the plan lmaoooooooo

I’m English born and raised senpai just stuck here in quarantine cause I’ve got the ‘rona

>those feet
oh my

it really do be like that though don't they

she looks like she

don't get it

James Mason is a retarded k*ke

Mad how everyone gets mad at Israel but it was England who done it

a hooked nose bashed out this treachery

innit! soime x

so your perspective is that you think the palestinians are the rightful owners of the land? can you please explain why you draw that conclusion

Cringe.

sound of the summer

not worth it

smoke heroin instead

>Snails
>Frogs legs
>Uncooked mince beef with an uncooked egg on top of it

but yeah no French cuisine is great

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Nice larp

youtube.com/watch?v=5SO0-D9fS_E

Hope a good portion of UK junkies die from the combination of corona, poor hygiene and already suppressed respiratory systems

>Random Australian man
You’re the welsh Aussie who’s uncle was a paratrooper and was killed by the IRA. You used to admit this openly, and even refused to give details surrounding your scumbag uncles demise because we’d dig through some obituary and find it. I know who you are, you know who you are, stop lying like a little dog to try and get over the fact your hate for the Irish stems from your uncle getting cucked to the grave by IRA bulls.

just saw an alien zooming out of cheadle in a UFO

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u dumb? it takes that long if you do it in a respectful way, one person to an oven and try to keep things intact for memorial

Take your pills you senile jew.

reed seej

youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY
you could learn a lot from this video

extreme right-wing groups like atomwaffen (the kinds of Neo-Nazis that make Emmett look like a liberal) tend to attract utter degenerate freaks who somehow convince themselves to convert to Islam or become Satanists and sodomise each other

10 years ago you ever thought you were going to be posting these kind of videos in thread about british culture?

>the landlord defender is a kike worm

What a turn up for the books

this is shit thread

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It was Paul

The colors make it look aesthetically pleasing but I dont think id want to eat it

Went to a French restaurant once and ordered sausage and it was literally just a sausage on a plate. Heap of SHIT