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No you don't

I can confirm this is real. My cat does something similar to this late at night.

america is kinda crappy but russia is 10x worse dude

yes I do
I hate what America's become

love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me

100%real

i'm drink and wang to fuck
theres a woman that says hi today to me at work to me that i want to to sex at (grocrey stpore) to fuck
what do

What do you hate so much that you'd rather live in a corrupt third world shithole?

>The /cum/ girl

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what does this meme mean?

>I hate what America's become
which is?

That's a wee bab. There's also a /cum/ woman, grandma, chick, gal and tranny

very butthurt rn

why?

meanwhile in jew york a typical citizen shows how to get on the metro system without catching gorona

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>get an interview
>they ask for a transcript
>i had shit grades in college
it’s over

Cannot comprehend why self haters are always slavaboos or chink lovers. There are literal utopias like Switzerland and Japan out there yet you choose to cuck yourself by fantasizing about R*ssia

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the absolute state of STEM lords

Do americans really?

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bebe's mom??

The guys in the OP of the last thread were hot

Fucking wang her bro

Bullshit this is the only cat ive ever seen do this

why is civilization being ground to halt by a microscopic ball of proteins

LMAO I got these messages as I was about to graduate college. It's not even a joke

>The most handsome man in hockey is Swedish

Not surprised desu

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OFFICIAL THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=cb8gL3E2SnU

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update: toil's off

sitting on the porch on a sunny day smoking weed with my dog while civilization falls apart is incredibly comfy

that is indeed a very handsome man

update: sashy is going to h*ll

whos the /cum/ tranny?

Are they actual military men or do the army hire pajeets to send out the texts?

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that's a swede?
way too handsome

No homo but Gabe is hot as fuck and his wife is too. It's bullshit

Yes, Gabriel Landeskog is Swedish and plays for the Colorado Avalanche. The man is basically a model and a god at hockey

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evens: zo
odds: ket
dubs: autoerotic asphyxiation

you just stole that picture from the army thread faggot

Nope they're seriously recruiters in the service. I think colleges sell your contacts for God knows what reason

Afraid of the competition?

nah
what a shit way to recruit people
yes homo, he's hot

is that pewdiepie?

Gotta try that. It's gotta be worth tempting fate if so many die from it

don't do drugs!!

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Plague has hit us, famine is soon to hit Africa and shortly after the rest of the world when the supply chain collapses. The other horseman are coming. This is the final decade.

No, is Gabriel Landeskog, captain of the Colorado Avalanche

>yes homo, he's hot
It ain't gay to find this man beautiful

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drumpf saves the day again

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Started noticing the military getting sweaty since millennial and zoomers don't want to join them

I wonder what this will entail...

Wasn't this discovered somewhere in Asia?

What, you thought I sent out on the street and took it?

>die from it
news to me, pretty safe. probably mixing it with zo and heroin and booze though. it's pretty expensive here though, at least on the DN. 50USD a gram no thanks...20USD a gram is more worth it. 2fdck is almost better though.

sorry pal i'm weak

>tfw no gf
twitch.tv/jinnytty

I was talking about the asphyxiation bit actually

no it just exemplifies what an awful poster you are

stealing your gay /cum/ karma and posting on /sp/

oh
yeah must be a time