/brit/

State of that yoke

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mikey.. i like your posts, but please.. please mate.. take it back

I believe this image may be doctored

to you, does /brit/ stand for Britain, British or Britons?

They have taken the toilet paper and the hand sanitizer. We limited the quantities but we cannot hold them for long. The store shakes... Scalpers. Scalpers in the aisles. We cannot wipe . A virus moves in the dark... We cannot wipe... They are coming

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/brit/ish thread

Britain

lazy doctor should be helping with corona

Make my drink you lazy shit

No idea mate don't befriend cartoon uncle tom benders so most my queer mates can't stand drag

the vibe ahorita

youtu.be/k76BgIb89-s

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She has a fucked up looking face covered in make up. With her bong eye

hahah you remembered !! xx
what was it again darling ? x

to me it's short for ine/bri(a)t/ed

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The so called British Indian gf

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No sign of dog owners cleaning up their dog's shite despite all this

Bastards

reckon i get more (you)s per post than any other /brit/poster
got loads of gimmicks and i make high iq posts on the reg

Am really ill lads fuck

pen-i-ci-llin

Mark of quality

developing a deep resentment for this cunt who keeps posting about Scots on Yas Forums every single fucking evening

*starts investing*

My dad still isn't taking this coronavirus thing seriously. He's a 57 year old heavy smoker/drinker as well as being overweight. Still thinks he's young and invincible. He's gonna die, isn't he?

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one pen-i-ci-llin coming up me lad xx

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Corona...You fear to go into those cities. The chinese dined too greedily and too raw. You know what they awoke in the wet markets of Wuhan... virus and contagion

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What you reckon boyos

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dry coof yes
temperature yes
runny nose yes
'port me la, I got the 'rona

got asked to volunteer to work on covid-19 research

said no like isildur

what are people basing the "millions dead in wuhan" on?

This doesn't look like a corona post

got a whole can of pringle up my arse

dads gone pub even though hes had a heart attack smokes and is over 60

*reckons*
aye alright i got it mikey
still dont care lad

Hat me all you like but Beyond the Sea by Bobby Darin is an absolute banger

Who's that? For me, it's pic related. I wish British Indian and Paki girls were more attainable but they all have really controlling families and tend not to associate with whites.

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um so where is the government getting the money to pay up to 80% of the median national salary to every single UK salaried employee in existence hmmmm?

are they just going to invent that money?

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low quality material

my arse

Tfw really ill with something that isnt corona but nobody gives a shit cause it isnt corona
Fucks sake i still need treatment

is this the supposed roads pikeys pave towards Rome

selfish twat

Had some utterly shameful wanks to an ugly fat hog earlier

look into it man

Yes

they are going to give for free then tax you double next year to pay for it

Right lad, I've had enough of your nonsense. I'm going to /sp/

Good quality hardcore believe it or not. Hardcore in England is shit though

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...

got the Roxy Music vinyl on again lads

just print more money innit

he was right

money printer

no come back!!! PLEASE!!!

i can't belive it, the variability in stone size is too great

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Just saying.

David Cameron is a fucking wanker.

bored and down in the dumps

*I haven't been eaten out in 2 days

and stay there

this seems like an honest meme

My Dad is a turbo normie extrovert with like, *at least* 200 IRL friends. He has a full schedule for his social life with different dinner parties etc. with different friends planned for months in advance. Pretty sure it's going to be physically impossible for him to keep to strict social distancing measures without him going crazy/depressed. He'll either be hospitalized or jailed before spending months indoors alone.

takes one to know one

Unironically talking to a gyal rn who is like this

It was the girl I met during a work trip and she’s being like

Not talking to anyone is giving me anxiety :(

All I want to do is shag her but she lives in another country ffs

he was the last of the summer chad PMs

whats wrong buddy?

Shut up you pillock

whats the consensus on Tony Blair

Lovely.

lmao he’s not a chad

he’d have got bullied in school

war criminal
inb4 the blair arselicker

Almost *too* good-looking for my tastes. I prefer a slag that's a bit rough around the edges.

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This is normie genocide

mental how out of control and surreal this all feels and we're not even at the part yet where 1000s of people start dying

His dad Eric was a chad

bad lad, potentially even a mad lad

It’s good hardcore. I’ve often levelled our stuff that has bits of copper wire and other shit through it kek. You can get better though in all fairness but it’s still good.

had to put my childhood dog down yesterday and my gf got in a mood because I wasnt paying her attention

i know you'll probably mock me but i dont care

absolutely squizzling at all of the extroverts that are going to end up necking themselves due to not being allowed to drone on about boring shite to one another

Agree

lol true
Boris literally bullied him at Eton

Starting to panic seeing my local tesco fucking BARE and I've barely got much food

Only pave driveways me

Best PM ever, unironically

>inb4 posting the pic of Blair typing

Based

oh no no no

how old are you?

Alright lads so I have been NEET for 5 years and in the past six months I have got a job and today this normie lad started talking to me in the canteen (I work nightshift at a warehouse) and mentioned Doom, I said I had it pre ordered and he said he had it pre ordred too, he asked what I play on and I said PC and he said 'Sound what is your discord?' I said I didn't have one and he looked shocked, I said I only talk to people via steam (lying I have no friends online or in real life) He said Discord was well better and I should get one and add him so we can play League of Legends and CoD Warzone over the weekend.

What the actual fuck, I hardly even know him and he just wants to spend a few hours talking to me and playing vidya? Is this how normal well adjusted people are? Anyway I am stressing out, I don't want to spend my weekend talking to him playing those games which I have no interest in but if I don't he might be offended in work next time I see him.

Wow....

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NOT THE HECKING PUPPERINO
but seriously that is quite sad m8

The United Kingdom of England, England, England and England.

27

Male equivalent of tits and teeth

are big man lee

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Yeah I just stare at pictures of her until I feel sad and pace around my room

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IS GREGGS STILL OPEN?

The pubs are shut.. the supermarkets are out of beer on the shelves.. what are we going to do

pro FOUND

why do you do this to me?? why did you choose this thread and not the other one

had EXACTLY the same thing happen to me
just say you will add him and never do

Fucking hell stop thinking so much. Do you really think he gives a shit? Just add him and say you're playing a different game. The world is ending you pleb.

lads ngl im in my element right now
been self isolating my entire life
welcome to my world normies, where i am the king

The egos some people have. Honestly mate my hand to God I’d bust her mouth with a slap if she was carrying on that way with me

cannot locate the slicing apparatus for the blender

Tune
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tfw 20+ bottles of whisky/rum/vodka in the cellar

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Can I come round, pal?

based molotov cocktail stockpiler

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>tfw didn't prep
>don't even have a torch

>Woman, man, any landlord is one of the enemy class
thoughts?

top lass

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Will last two weeks max

Atheists love self-inserting as scientists and experts, and in general believe there is some sort of divide between religion and science, despite the fact that many actual scientists are religious

shut the fuck up

I feel like the international community needs to band together and unleash extremely harsh sanctions on China. Something like this cannot be allowed to happen again.

bored of brit now lmao

it’s lost it’s charm

greggs is never open this late

giga cope

they have billions in emergency reserves

i dont drink lads
not religuously but i just generally dont