You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible

Ach, Hildebeist von Schrübenschräben in class is such a qt...

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Ja ja ja ze jawoel wundergadzen zundenprundën

>Hildebeist von Schrübenschräben
Heh... Not bad.

I have no sense of fashion

du bist ein hurensohn,
mfg

Refugees welcome, glug glug glug

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Achtun stupid spanien reichweh reich hitler ACHTUN ACHTUN

AH DER ELCH
SEHR SCHÖNE
ICH LIEBE SCHWEDISHE NATUR

Aber er wäre doch bereits in der Armee, Jamal.

I'M SORRY I'M WHITE YOU CAN COME AND LIVE OFF OF WELFARE MR ABDULLAH

IHR FERDAMMTEN ARSCHLÖCHA!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO pls don't schwedentrunk me NOOOOOO im innocent

I like assembling models of WWII tanks but only allied tanks because Nazism is evil and should never be mentioned.

*civilizes and christianises eastern Europe*

*clicks on /d/*

lmfao

mensch mayer ja moin ich bin ein dummer scheißpiefke höhö ne is ja janz schön schwul deutsch zu sein... ich liebe Flüchtlinge und Merkel :)

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up swastika* my name is fritz but u can call me t3h GeNoC1DeR oF j00s!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very german!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet german ppl like me ^_^… im 72 years old (im aryan 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch Goebbels speeches w/ my neice (im pedo if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite propaganda!!! bcuz its SOOOO german!!!! shes german 2 of course but i want 2 meet more german ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of kameraden here so give me lots of sieg heils!!!!
SCHEISSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*coof coof* It's just a flu

/d/ doesn't allow scat tho

You're Germans as well, no professionals allowed

Merhaba ben türküm Bugün nasılsınız? Göster bobs.

Yep.

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>german faces
they really were the bad guys

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That is insufficient time to form an optimal plan of acting like a German.

hallo, guten tag
ANSCHLUSS

Ja
Merkel
eu

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tbqh the GIs look a little grossed out but hey, nookie is nookie

uhhhhhhh *destroys europe*

PAY DEBTS
A
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D
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B
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You're invited to the Anschluss party btw.

>go home from work at warehouse
>play a nice relaxing round of Forklift Simulator

We should never have knocked down the wall

*acts serious in work, turns up for meetings early / exactly on time, the meeting is only the exact topic, only becomes human after work when drinking*

very german

Ja ich bin ein Deutche Mann. Ich sehr Liebe Würstchen und heiss brot

Say goodbye to your economy

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>Racism is wrong however we're the superior race.
t.Kraut

von deinen deutsch, scheinst du eher ein türke zu sein.

*say something offensive* /IRONIE OFF

Größte Juans in Fadne bisher

Ich bin Lernen Deutsche im Sprachkurs in mein Cegep. Ich bin sprache mein Bestes :( mein Franzosische is sehr gut :)

na dann, viel glück

*sipping apfelsaft*

-Eh dicker I bekome a geil Flüchtlinge last nacht
*Other guy gulping his Krombacher"
-Klasse alter!

Then we proceed to sing the glory of Hannover football club.

The end.

I'm afraid that means you're fucked as well since we own all of your sorry asses. But don't worry, we will rise again and you will get your food stamps.

Yes.

cringe

Are there any Polish anons here?
Let me invade you from the front while my Russian friend takes you from behind.

Hannover? Why Hannover? Did I miss something?
Viel Erfolg, mein Freund! Es freut mich, wenn Leute unsere Sprache lernen. Es ist nicht leicht, aber du schaffst das schon. Du bist schon gar nicht schlecht.

I succeeded then

>INNOCENT BEACHES
>YEAH DIG EM

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DUN TISS DUN TISS
DEUTSCHE DEUTSCHE KAPITAL
DEUTSCHE DEUTSCHE IST TOTAL
DUN TISS DUN TISS

I yell at people who jaywalk