/brit/

Friend of a friend is 24 and in intensive care with corona
Depressing but not one bit surprising

The toilfu was literally nervous talking to me lmao

sad I’ll never see her again

She was one of them Europeans who thought it was cool to be cold as fuck when really that’s just low social intelligence

Starting to wish I panic bought food like everyone else.

Haven't even started lockdown yet and my fridge and freezer are looking bare and Tesco is practically empty

>says the eternal anglo to a Nederlander
lmao

didn't ask drugmong

What news good sirs?

Three British nationals have been marooned for two days in a small aircraft at an airport in South Africa because of new travel restrictions that came in before they landed

my apocalypse choon
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>repost

just go in the morning

plenty of food, they just can't deliver & stock the shelves fast enough

Avicii Edition

I see the hope in your heart
And sometimes you lose it, sometimes you're shooting
Broken arrows in the dark.
The only thing that's black and white
Is that you don't have to walk alone this time.

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just did a poo x

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Same. Fucking hell.

same here mate, pay the price for not being a big panicking poof in the end because there's not enough left in shops to even do a normal week's shop

ah fuck em i'll just take what i need by force when the collapse happens

>toil wants us to work one day at home and then one day at toil and so on
what's the point

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Got enough to last me 4 months
6 months but I'd just be skinny at the end of it

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any of you man seen sharktale?
corr what a film

might have a cry, might have a cum, might do neither

*caves your skull in*

Shall be stocking up tomorrow morning with my unlimited access to sainsburys shelves before the store opens x

LIVING WITHOUT HER
LIVING AT ALL
SEEMS TO SLOW ME DOWN

LIVING FOREVER
HELL, I DON'T KNOW
DO I CARE DO I CARE
THE THUNDER'S RUMBLED SOUND

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Fucking failed to plan for the siege?

Big fucking mistake cunt

yeah ok fuck off pal

the scouse (of greek, turkish and iraqi heritage descent) gf

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eternally screaming that clogwog thinks being a nederlander means anything

rec me some good COOM material lads

Niece fucker

>picture of leonidas surveying his property empire
come the fuck at me bro

can't believe yous are only closing the pubs now

distributing seditious materials

youtube.com/watch?v=VjXPnFSO5rY

lol, now this is cope

Lads what are the first symptoms of corona?

>Leonidas
>empire
DUDE LMAO

pornhub dot com has all sorts on it

ah yes, the pristine history of holland that everyone knows

paedophile freak

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You can still go if you want mate it's only humans that can catch it

*it was a watermelon in a baseball cap*
*teleports behind you and does you in with the skeng*
*robs your Tilda*

Brits don’t care about the less fortunate
Never have

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Fevers, persistent coughs, fatigue, and the most blatant symptom is struggling to breathe, harsh breathing

Well what’s the story

you make shit posts. guess you're fucked.

>knows
your lack of knowledge is meaningless in the face of real historical achievements

do not open this

You’re funny
You have fun mocking the commiemongs who bring nothing but commieretardation while asking for real arguments and when they are presented you just nope out and ignore them
Genuinely thought you’d be smarter seeing as you’ve been so persistent in creating this falke persona but you’re just another autismomong

do they really expect school-age children to just sit in alone all summer never meeting up, never shagging, never getting drunk in crowded house parties etc?

Cold anus, seeing stars, peckish for nibbles, mum whinging, messy room.

‘

Told my mum that my work are being cunts and refusing to pay me £200 sick pay for when I was off with the flu and she transferred me £200 today

marvellous creatures
imagine it would tear me to shreds if it were to sniff me out from a hundred miles away

oh dear oh dear

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twitter.com/Gamble1878/status/1241069624013262848

all this is actually happening right now

''''''

Thanks for the sensible post in this unprecedentedly difficult time :)

since toil is canceled for people
does that mean there is no rule against "not safe for work" content anymore?

a generation of incels...a weapon to surpass metal gear...

GF is a model

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Just seen out a three day ban lads
Pubtoil has ended at last

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Haven’t seen Mboko in yonks lads

If they continue with forced quarantine they need to suspend rent and mortgage payments and 0ffer tax breaks to earners instead of just throwing money and dole mongs as ‘stimulus’

show me a real argument? you strawmanning something i didnt say because you're incapable of reading is not an argument
literally me

how do I come out on top of all this chaos?

wTF I love Rishi Sunak now

Niece noncer

get the virus before it gets you

anya ivy pov if you like darker slags

kill diego and take his land

a school-age child aye?

janny ban this man

once again, nobody knows fuck all about your little gimp country other than DOOD WEED LMAOO

corr cheers

putting lime in your beers

>a year in a half
More like a month or two at worst.

We’ll get cases all year, but they’ll be in decline by then.

Dig your grave whilst you still are able.

It makes you think doesn't it

lmao
4men

You just ignore everything in my three (3) posts clearly proving your statement about homeownership to claim victory with an illogical fallacy that i didnt even commit while refusing to admit being either incorrect or lying

gf sent me extreme closeups of her vagina again

i guess it's the thought that counts

There once was a white man named Tucker
Whom the niggers all called sucker
after some tit for tat
then he spat and said
could you please call me fucker

All fine apart from voting against investigating Iraq War and for more mass surveillance

Just heard about the pub closures lads, I’m so sorry. Absolute nightmare. Here if you need to talk

e p i c

haha

anyone remember that mong a few weeks ago shilling his trading app and telling everyone to buy gold?
LMAO

where? link me a single coherent thing you have written that disputes that homeownership went up as a result of the government's decision to impliment right to buy

havent been out in a week. are sweets still in the shops?

NIGGERS

shut the fuck up

big fan of this nice spring afternoon

I'd bop it on its nose and it'd be as calm as a house cat

>ah it's the apocalypse, end times are upon us, but im glad i have my shiny rock still

contemplating a Last of Us playthrough

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so what do u do? o yea i wait tables too

Some things never change do they

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>a month or two at worst
he tried making out that he shorted gold before the crash as well

can see my alcoholism levels going off the charts over the next few months

I killed him for coming down my endz

Thing I miss in shops is not being afraid of my lungs self destructing ten days later

Crazy how stock buybacks were illegal until the 80s and now they're basically all corporations do

Not without full lockdown we won’t, this is more a 4 months affair at this rate

LIIIINNKK

might set up a sniper's nest in town and start quickscoping landlords that are out collecting rent

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im enacting a witcher 3 playthrough

soldier on lad

I drank 24 cans of guinness last week. Usually only drink on friday nights

it's on me phone pal

Gov just ordered a "shelter-in-place"

fuck you all (not really) and fuck all f this (yes). at least i still get me dope

every time i open the news there's someone upset about what drumpf is doing and its taking up valuable space for things that matter would be nice if it stopped

*puts my landlord cap on*

haha it doesnt the ice

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alri Illinois

proper fancy a Cadbury nigger bar like they sold in't 90s

could you try making this post again please

Any freelance work I can occupy myself with over the next 3 months lads?

so share it

great post

was playing Witcher 3 for months then completely lost the impetus after shagging Triss and then moving onto the Skellige Isles

not played in weeks now

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LOOL

How am I supposed to get a sick skin fade when boss man's closed?

>everyone is as stupid as I am
literal projection

Chvrches' first two albums were audial perfection end of

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Norris

Samzies

genuinely don't know how I managed being at home all day when I was NEET. Pulling my hair out here

lmao

nah lad. too fucked up

stick your head in the nearest woodchipper and it'll sort you out

*keeps the midfield ticking over*

>carpet bump
reminds me of old school tom & jerry

bit personal though innit

why are you spouting your incessant shit that has 0 relevancy to me? actual mong

Love trisses big chebs but love yens posh english accent

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as someone who now has immunity i can stroll about town willy nilly

Wagies on the ropes. They can't stand being with themself or their thoughts. Toilberg has fried their concept of free time

The fact that its down since it was implemented but when i suggested that you took issue with my wording and called it a strawman despite the fact you clearly know full well what i meant lmao

hope this virus kills me

give me ONE good reason you are not out in the pub right now?

>He doesn’t know how to give himself a fade

Been cutting my own hair for 10 years I am the master race

do not misuse my gimmick you fucking ape
it's
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

gonna play darkest hour lads
who shall i play as

Currently under my bunker located 2 miles under Cheadle
No idea what's going on upstairs but I can feel everything shake

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not identifying are they and doing virgin's a service . simple as

Sorry man got the shits

squabbling

Of to the gym lads. In a bit.

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who here getting State of Decay 2: Juggernaut?

The head chef at the restaurant I work at said I literally need to be confirmed by the doctor to have Corana to get off work

>watches tv near you

ERRRMM A ATE EVERTON
A ATE MAGGEH
N A ATE TOREHS

The news is unironically like news from apocalypse films

poooooooooooooooooooooo

teach me.
pic is last time cut my mullet off. not sure how i did it

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