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This should have been called "Diego edition". Missed opportunity desu

you mongs don't seem to realise that this doesn't end as soon as the new cases are under control.... they won't lift restrictions fully until there's a effective vaccine.

Modelling team that advise govt. are saying they could be turning these measures on and off repeatedly for 18 months

Homealone is a lackey of the establishment and when the revolution occurs we will laugh and jeer as this freakish little dwarf is strung up a lamppost with the placard “Bourgeois parasite” tied around his neck.

the fucking boomers going out with one last huzzah and making sure were in austerity for the rest of our lives, should have stuck the herd immunity meme and made them expendable

I hope you lads are all keeping clean

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Based

fuck landlords

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ahh yes the incel establishment

Tfw my neet life is unaffected

Why did he want you sacked

To protect his own job

>dumb e-whore who does nothing and gets free money from incel orbiters wants old and poor people genocided
hope she gets decapitated while drunk driving into a tree

BLESS pub landlords

FUCK other landlords

You lay in an economic stratum that condemns your fate, and you defend your economic stratum with virulence, thus you become all the more deserving of your inevitable fate.

you still in wales?

The day of the pillow has arrived, boomers
*cough cough*

Tights in arse?

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bruh I’m risking mine and my parents health everyday at my supermarket job for 1k a month

if you look at all of their faces and then try to find the lad on the lefts arm it paints a clear picture

Good post

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who doesn't defend what they have? i trust you are posting this from the library because you have given everything else to the poo-er

Lads i have a ridiculously high fever and a cough but they wont treat or teat me because i dont have a history of recent travel

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imagine being such a big cunt that you don't link the old thread to the new one

>seeing cars speeding about
>shops are all empty
>everyone has anxious look on face
yeah im thinking we're fucked

Joe Biden's gonna be given the nomination and then he's just gonna die

Trump's still gonna step up his attacks by dragging his corpse behind his motorcade lmao

more girls need to take bbc desu

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Can't you see? Don't you see? It's not true
It was only just to keep us together
This is it, that was it, your last chance
Don't say I didn't warn you in advance

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I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

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pub landlords are not the same people that actually run the pubs though
they buy property and rent it at a premium price to people who want to run their own pub

I've never lived in Wales

based

cars are speeding about because there's no traffic. i live in london and the boy racers are all out

triple A post. laughed so hard i choked

Had a dream that a vague acquaintance I knew from school was walking down the street naked with his massive cock cleft in twain and dripping blood everywhere and people were laughing and recording videos of him and he just soldiered on down the street with his cock in tatters

Bizarre

(big british cock)

retched beast

This pic is proof that Jews deserved the holocaust 2bh.

liar

we are re-entering the world of darwinism

welcome to hell

take what?

I want big british cock

yes they are mongboy, if you're Dutch I'll excuse your ignorance, if you're a brit in NL then it's frankly shameful.

you do realise were gonna be working until our 80s-90s or even longer if theres major life extending technology developed, and you can thank the boomers for this with all these trillions

Wanking 3 times a day and eating my body weight in cumin & other spices to stop the coronas advances in its tracks. I’m doing my bit.

>honoring legal agreements means you should be holocausted
this is your brain on yank

Says you're pregnant

Britain and Ireland must become socialist republics

I’m not engaging you in your facile attempt at rationalising your exploitation of others, just know death for you is imminent, a very violent death.

Be wary of an old man in a world where men die young

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Fuck off

my hate for boomers does not stop me from hating self-absorbed brain dead e-whores
I'm dutch and yeah I was speaking out of experience based on my own country

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the pub itself is owned by a franchise or bigger company, the pub landlord is a franchisee who effectively rents it

shit I loved watching before this :

AVGN
Jontron
Top5s
Ashens

And the baby is black

Cumin isn’t gonna stop a pandemic you fucking melt

where's a good place to enjoy empty streets kino

What will they do to be expelled?

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God i wish I were american

You can borrow mine if you like I'm not using it right now

not even once

this is the tories fault

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hmm yes you're a fucking wretch for making me look at that.

already got my Halloween costume ready de lads

>when youre waiting to cross and the light turns yellow and the boy racer decides to put the foot down to 80 so they can cross red at the last minute

I’ve had diarrhea for 4 days straight. I wake up from dreams of taking shits and count the blessings that I didn’t actually shit the bed.

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not for freehouses (the best type of pub), but otherwise true

prigs like you are why there is backlash to social progression
nice argument potatohead

Breweries own alot in England yeah?

Unironically kill all landlords desu

>AVGN
what's wrong with AVGN now?
>Jontron
watched his early stuff, stopped when he got disney famous and expressed his retarded Yas Forums views
>Top5s
>Ashens
never heard of these two

take it out while ya can

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Neetbux is increasing to nearly 100 a week lads

Cumin and cow piss is our only hope you anti vindaloon fuck

'ronad

yeah

Reckon now is a great time to buy a bicycle and ride round London while its empty and take some photos.

Only thing is I might actually have the fever, oh well its only old people that are gonna die.

big black cock

Everyone fights their own personal pandemic. Doing good for yourself is doing good for the world at large. Small brain

good film

Shops aren't accepting cash anymore

and lost out on 0.1% interest are you mad?

I’m not a prig, I’m just telling you that your fate is sealed. The proletariat will tear you limb from limb and your strange little head will be mounted on someone’s mantelpiece.

kek hope he's ready for tens of thousands lost in unsuccessful court cases, corona's got the UK by the nads

why?

I wish this were the virus instead

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why?

Might binge watch Shutter Island or Good Time

Fuck I hope they increase the NEETbux down here. We're getting a one off but I'd love an extra hundred a fornight. Just need the corporate shills that are the Australian Liberal party to get on board. Not hopeful.

you are a massive prig preaching self righteous rubbish, grow up robesperre

because we're a modern country

maybe if you stopped making the cumout you wouldn't need to cumin

only letting you take out £50 a time and the banks are shut

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It’s very likely that those pubs and shops being forced to close down may not be reopening. I wonder how many people have already lost their jobs. The new emergency powers forfeited to the government are likely irreversible too. You shit the bed on this one big time

You can tear holes in a garbag and then wear it as pants.

Tape the holes up, add a straw for ventilation.

Then, prepare baby oil and some kind of antiseptic.

Now drink lots of water and kind of gyrate whilst shitting when possible

You'll be right in no time.

All I hear are the petty utterances of a soon-to-be-dead “man”

here it's 200€ a day

don't make me laugh

Fuck I heard a shopkeeper say that about another store the other day.

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just heard this on gold fm

remember hearing yanks dont have contactless, mad to think of that

if you manage to kill me there's £50,000 in it for you

Whats croydon like

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mental

haven't used cash to pay in a supermarket for at least 8 years

Cozy

What the fuck? What the fuck?

Crazy how there's an entire ideology of people ranting about how markets need to be able to control our whole lives so they can eliminate malinvestments. And then after they allow a modest crisis to turn into a global calamity they disrupt the market and expand the nanny state

SHITHOLE think of the worst multicultural shitstain you can imagine it’s far worse than that

When the time is right, but I won’t be needing cash for that. Revolutionary zeal is the only incentive I need, to monetise that would be terribly bourgeois, so so typical...

rate

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are you making your tenants pay rent?

dont care

Going to finally be able to catch up on my reading x

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image smells of sweat, lynx and cum

Mental how China claims to hate imperialism but its the largest living empire in the world
Same as the USSR in its day
Commies are the true imperialists of our time

what the fuck is it with brits and drinking cider?

I never knew boomers were barafags

Cider is fucking piss

subtract the lynx

would unironically volunteer to defend Mongolia

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are the tenants who are getting 80% at least of their wage from the government going to pay rent? yes they are
i trust you work for free as money doesn't mean anything to you

Lots if places to grow apples thick cunt

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THIS IS A BIG CHOOOOON

1 tablespoon of cumin fresh from the jar straight down the gullet

Why are /brit/ desks always a fucking mess

>ireland
>talking about good alcohol
Oh nonono

Diego's been a right miserable cunt today. Not our fault you've been fucked out of money.

mad how this is actually happening

Howling lads the Scottish are so epic wooooowweeeee

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wanted to get some beers but literally the only thing Sainsbury's had left was this one type of Thatchers

it's ok

are you that guy who watches Naked Attraction?

grim

so? we have lots of apple production too, but literally no one drinks cider like you poofters

Mong

sucking a gol-COUGHCOUGHCOUGH

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What about tibet

yes i am
how so?

tied pubs (i.e. brewery owned or affiliated) are or were pretty big... but they used to be much bigger.

Now the largest chains are not affiliated with breweries i.e. Enterprise inns with 5000 pubs, Punch Taverns (now part-owned by Heineken) and Wetherspoons

the largest brewery affiliated chains in recent times are (were) Greene King (sold to a HK based property firm last year), Fullers (sold to Asahi last year), and Youngs (brewery sold to Marston's)

but there are lots of other smaller brewery-chains still around