Your Cunt

>Your Cunt
>Do you receive random recruitment texts from Sergeant Lopez?

America
Yes, and thank you for your service, Sgt. Lopez, sir.

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I never got a text from an unknown number, unless it was an add.

Is that even legal?

Tell him you don't want to die for the kikes.

>random texts
>random calls

Sorry, is this some kind of joke I'm too European to understand? I never receive any of those.

Yeh

what retard you have to be to join army in the peacetime?
unless you're joining air force so after they kick you out you can fly as a civlian pilot joining an army is a dead end career that will make you homless in your 40s

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America what the fuck

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All the fucking time, but it's sergeant Svensson instead

Any info on that picture?

Absolutely based

planes flying in formation
leave an upvote if i helped

They tried to trick me

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>americans talk to strangers on planes

>americans reply to random texts of unknown people

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Is this like some common thing that happens in America that we don't know about ?

Are we really gonna shit on Americans for being sociable?

But every time you insult Jewish people in this country, the government abducts you while you sleep and removes one millimeter of your foreskin.

The SAT which is the test that you need to take to get into college (50% of students take it) sell your info to military recruiters so they can get in touch with you. The SAT also costs money to take btw and it costs even more money to get a copy of your results to send to colleges.

Ancient Finnish Air Force flying in formation to celebrate their victory against the Egyptians.

2287 BCE, colourised.

Send him the joe gomez mutt picture

Why is America such a dystopian shit hole?

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>hey, are you interested in dying for our ceo's? :)

>will make you homless in your 40s

You'd be retired and collecting monthly payments

As always, the free market is fixing it. The number of people taking the SAT is declining and the number of people taking the ACT (better test, cheaper, and doesn't sell your data) is growing exponentially. I think more people take the ACT than SAT now actually. AP examinations (also run by the same org that runs the SAT) are falling out of style for IB.

visiting america and seeing all the military ads on the TV was pretty weird, you rarely see those here and when you do they're not as intense as the american counterparts

nice plens

Tell them you don't want to die for some lobby in Washington

Where did they get your number?

Getting raped isn't as bad as getting shot though.

See

America...

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Uni gave it to them probably

Most niggas dont even see any combat. I wouldnt mind serving in the chairforce and actually getting paid for it. Conscription is the cuck thing to do. Literal slavery

I'm black and I'd join the air force in an instant if I was American

Heard from buddies of mine that girls over there are absolutely crazy for black soldiers. Even more so than German girls

why is the growler so cool?

Thinking that you will get laid just because you are black and you went to some shithole to shoot bullets is retarded, it's like some people in Yas Forums thinking that lifting will automatically land them a partner

There's gonna be a lot of unemployed waiters around the time there's gonna be a lot of openings for enforced lockdowns and quarantines. Like pottery

? But blacks are the most sought after male race. You do watch porn, right?

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>bro, i fucking hate china. they are always spying on you! id rather choose the american freedom where the military has all my info and randomly texts me to sing me up for the zionist army

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yes it is

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I never got one of these texts. But I'm still joining the Air Force on my own :)

Wat

>and it costs even more money to get a copy of your results to send to colleges.
God, now I understand why regular Americans apply to 2-3 colleges maximal.

They need more drones to police the country when martial law is declared

KEK

>I'm the army recruiter for your school
wtf? do amerilards even realize how orwellian their life is?

kek

Worst Korea can't handle a little rape.

You guys are still butthurt of that prank the Japs played on you?

Why should military recruiting be any different than college recruiting?

he sent him a phone text

College recruiters do that too

That guy's house was bombed that night

Holy shit that reminded me, a couple years ago one of them added me on Snapchat. I have no idea how they got it, I don't use that username for anything else

can you unironically ask them what they would do if the government ordered them to seize weapons from american citizens?
not even joking

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Unironically how is this a negative thing? Should the military be some secret institution that citizens need to jump through hoops to enter? The recruiters are gonna try to sell the kids on it of course but nobody is forced to join or do anything.

What ? You got texted by someone to join their university ? LMAO what is it like a competition ? Like promoters who fill up guestlists for nightclubs ?

>College recruiters do that too
usa is a strange land

they only are able to do this because OP probably gave him their number one time as a dumb impressionable 15 year old when they were meeting with students at his school

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>be some secret institution that citizens need to jump through hoops to enter
Don't you need to be nominated by a congressman to be able to start officer training?

oh yeah, land of the free, brave and privacy rights

>Charbonneau
goddamnit another unredeemable french canadian lineage who got lost in zionist muttland