ITT: We act as Italian as possible

my ancestor :)

youtube.com/watch?v=syc78JzHGTs

Attached: 12993527_975028339284977_5033065066883415654_n.jpg (540x720, 30.84K)

Fish aren't supposed to walk, I don't like that

Attached: pepe-09-20-17-e1505917705590-1.jpg (1439x500, 45.82K)

sylvester stallone?

just your average italian
youtube.com/watch?v=i483knGRppA

god I fucking hate toto cutugno
best battiato song coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=zWViOtrFcrs

tri pila avi u porcu, u porcu avi tri pila

good choice
youtube.com/watch?v=dt1cKS5tD_s

Hello it's me. The Italian. I like to help my community and contribute to society, but I also especially like to make the world a better place. With my friendly, charismatic demeanor, I feel confident in my ability to affect this world positively.

Thank you for reading, and I hope you have a nice day :)

MAMMA MIA PIZZERIA! MOLTO PESTO COLLOSEO!

what a madman
I still prefer Battisti though
youtube.com/watch?v=3_5M58KldfM

Attached: 1574283971163.jpg (800x596, 51.62K)

One pizza please and also a cappuccino thank you.

Attached: 1466069891475.jpg (600x524, 42.57K)

MA!

>french not busy taking it in his butt

No this isn't like how nonna used to make this

Attached: 1570449787940.png (518x520, 135.45K)

this, but unironically
having standards is very important in life

my personal favorit
youtube.com/watch?v=3nxXrHZ2HL4

never got the appeal 2bh

>tf
>tp

the dance moves do it for me, they're so fucking smooth

>NOOOOOO MIA NONNA E SICK WITH DA CORONIVIRONI. SHES ONLY 110 ANNI. IF SHE DIES, PAPA WILL KICK ME OU OF LA CASA T AT THE TENDER AGE OF 37

Attached: F08C4AAC-B05C-47F3-A66F-1559C8CEF690.jpg (828x773, 209.31K)

Make me a pizza.

get in line buddy, I'm waiting for mine too
it should've been here 15 minutes ago

Indeed.
youtu.be/EDUy3Y_w9Tk

italian pizza although delicious gets beaten by my local pizzeria in dalmazia tbqh
there's no better pizza than dalmatian pizza
youtube.com/watch?v=XW0W7j04iRQ

>f*npage
>naPOOletani
I'd rather not, thank you
also I think I remember reading it was staged

why don't you just make yourself a pizza and give me a pizza as well?

No
Italians make me pizza
simple as

because I can't cook for shit, don't have the ingredients nor the time to make one

I have no idea about the page. I just remember people getting very upset. One of the customers noticed the camera so it could have been very obvious so they went along.

*swaggers over to you while moving my hips in a rhythmic manner and eating my nona's spaghet*

ahahah based napoletani

FOCUS... FOCUS... AAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITALIANA

>*appears on your plate*
AYYYYYYYYY MAMMA MIA!!!

Attached: 1_pizza.jpg (768x512, 157.82K)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I EATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So what happens to Italy after the nonnacaust? Do they become fascist again?

>We act as Italian as possible
Okay: so I own a small firm and haven't paid my taxes since april 15th, 2010.
Today a customer was busting my balls because she wanted to pay by credit card so I charged her double the price of her purchese, I don't care if the Financial Guard gets me, what the fuck have I done wrong? They shouldn't fine me, they should fine our politicians who are all thiefs anyway, except that guy Salvini, that one I like because he hates niggers.
Anyway, I'm pretty much covered because my tax advisor told me if I'm caught I can exploit the statute of limitations to tell those communist judges to go fuck themselves.

buon appetito!
yes

Attached: sorridente-chef-italiani-con-una-pizza-in-mano-gee0hx.jpg (866x1390, 119.92K)

*dies while in quarantine*
MAMMA MIA XD

Basato

Hello, based department? Yes, it's me again. Yes, I'd like to file another claim.

lmao based boomer coatto

Mama mia, my donna is morta!

You have seriously to take your pills again

>CORONIVIRONI

Attached: 1579352512502.jpg (258x195, 17.27K)

That's not very italian of you

youtube.com/watch?v=UqOIX1sOq3s

mmmmmm datemi patata nera

Attached: 1549840147429.png (2600x3316, 2.52M)

DANCIN OL TOGEDER!!! GIUST LAIK IN DE PEST

youtube.com/watch?v=HF9R8tCRlGI

WHY AREN'T YOU AT HOME

what would you like as toppings?

HELGA, DEE BEAUTIFOL LAIDY! I KISSA YOUR HAND. I-A TAKE-A YOU TO DEE TOWER OF PISA, EY... ANDA THENNA AFTER THAT I-A SHOWA MY-A TOWER, YES.

Attached: 5qfu5iq6t3s31.jpg (768x576, 45.36K)

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUSGAEYUM YUM YUM

it'd be 10 euros + 200 euros for delivery in the US + tip

SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mr.Goldberg, sir, pls give me a raise I can't afford to eat anymore

Attached: soy cry.jpg (397x397, 23.92K)